the warlord of brooklyn 💵
@magicalblackgrl.bsky.social
join my reverse harem! i practice white lotus kung fu on saturdays ✨️ host of the space podcast✨ 🇬🇩. deux degreed. outlawing hot grabba in 2036🍃!
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I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava
January 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava
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I wonder what the insurance payout on a $14,000,000 home is to rebuild?
January 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I wonder what the insurance payout on a $14,000,000 home is to rebuild?
I though AI finally caught up to us and it turns out a real person did this to their physical body and I’m actually happy LMFAOOO
2025 just started!! Don’t piss me off already bruh #blacksky
January 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I though AI finally caught up to us and it turns out a real person did this to their physical body and I’m actually happy LMFAOOO
honestly, the new year came and I still didn't eat my catfish and black eyed peas 😒 someone please get me out of this house
January 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
honestly, the new year came and I still didn't eat my catfish and black eyed peas 😒 someone please get me out of this house
"A burrito costs less than the ingredients" is going to haunt me for a long time
January 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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This just sound like cancer.
This Wi-Fi-connected pizza oven can bake pies in just two minutes
This Wi-Fi-connected pizza oven can bake pies in just two minutes
With remote monitoring features, if you can’t hang around.
buff.ly
January 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This just sound like cancer.
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Y’all I went to bath & bodywork by myself for the first time and left out with:
2 big candles
2 body washes
2 body lotions
4 hand soaps
1 cologne
3 mini bottle of hand sanitizer
3 more smaller candles
(they was 3 for 25 🥹 idk if that's good but yeah.)
Total: $165
2 big candles
2 body washes
2 body lotions
4 hand soaps
1 cologne
3 mini bottle of hand sanitizer
3 more smaller candles
(they was 3 for 25 🥹 idk if that's good but yeah.)
Total: $165
January 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Y’all I went to bath & bodywork by myself for the first time and left out with:
2 big candles
2 body washes
2 body lotions
4 hand soaps
1 cologne
3 mini bottle of hand sanitizer
3 more smaller candles
(they was 3 for 25 🥹 idk if that's good but yeah.)
Total: $165
2 big candles
2 body washes
2 body lotions
4 hand soaps
1 cologne
3 mini bottle of hand sanitizer
3 more smaller candles
(they was 3 for 25 🥹 idk if that's good but yeah.)
Total: $165
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“Cooking with fresh groceries is cheap” uhhh do you have any idea how much it costs to get four ubers to bring me four tomatoes? And that’s only one ingredient
January 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“Cooking with fresh groceries is cheap” uhhh do you have any idea how much it costs to get four ubers to bring me four tomatoes? And that’s only one ingredient
also, I dead have to force conversations with strangers so I don't forget how to talk. 3 weeks out from work and I can barely finish a sentence. regression is very interesting
January 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
also, I dead have to force conversations with strangers so I don't forget how to talk. 3 weeks out from work and I can barely finish a sentence. regression is very interesting
maybe they put a texturizer, but I literally cut my hair in 2022, and I'm gonna have to big chop my shit again 😒 she's fucking annoying dawg, I wish I had normal ass parents
lmao so idk why I let my mom talk me into going back to the Dominicans, but I think she deadass conspired with them to give me a semi perm, she's been asking to play in my hair every since AND my hair won't revert 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
January 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
maybe they put a texturizer, but I literally cut my hair in 2022, and I'm gonna have to big chop my shit again 😒 she's fucking annoying dawg, I wish I had normal ass parents
lmao so idk why I let my mom talk me into going back to the Dominicans, but I think she deadass conspired with them to give me a semi perm, she's been asking to play in my hair every since AND my hair won't revert 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
January 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
lmao so idk why I let my mom talk me into going back to the Dominicans, but I think she deadass conspired with them to give me a semi perm, she's been asking to play in my hair every since AND my hair won't revert 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
January 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
anyone know how to take out a catalytic converter? need some advice for a friend :)
January 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
anyone know how to take out a catalytic converter? need some advice for a friend :)
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being a native new yorker is having to walk 2.2 miles home from the dispensary and meeting the bus you were waiting on at the stop you normally get off at 😒
January 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
being a native new yorker is having to walk 2.2 miles home from the dispensary and meeting the bus you were waiting on at the stop you normally get off at 😒
Idk if I even wanna take on the podcast venture, i low key hate what the internet has turned into
They talking about alien invasion and I haven’t even been able to get comfortable recording my podcast yet 🙃
January 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Idk if I even wanna take on the podcast venture, i low key hate what the internet has turned into
I’m so scared of anti intellectualism omg like a lot of people are overly committed to upholding stupidity and too comfortable with lacking critical thinking.
January 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I’m so scared of anti intellectualism omg like a lot of people are overly committed to upholding stupidity and too comfortable with lacking critical thinking.
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Knowing AI is being used to target people in various capacities to now seeing a tiktok of a man using OpenAI to control a model turret…sigh.
January 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Knowing AI is being used to target people in various capacities to now seeing a tiktok of a man using OpenAI to control a model turret…sigh.
They talking about alien invasion and I haven’t even been able to get comfortable recording my podcast yet 🙃
December 16, 2024 at 2:45 AM
They talking about alien invasion and I haven’t even been able to get comfortable recording my podcast yet 🙃
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sighing wistfully, missing MAD magazine, thinking on how they would've called it 'spotify crapped'
December 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM
sighing wistfully, missing MAD magazine, thinking on how they would've called it 'spotify crapped'
we really just out here with the dumbest of the dumb
December 4, 2024 at 6:43 PM
we really just out here with the dumbest of the dumb
the last time we tried, the police was shooting bullets, tear gas, stun grenades, pulling college students out of cars, enforced curfews coast to coast, debated on using heat rays on protesters, I mean the list goes on and on
The average USian mind can't comprehend the concept of stopping a budding military dictatorship at 3:48 am with their barehands and no coffee. That's what South Korea did today.
December 4, 2024 at 6:00 PM
the last time we tried, the police was shooting bullets, tear gas, stun grenades, pulling college students out of cars, enforced curfews coast to coast, debated on using heat rays on protesters, I mean the list goes on and on
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If you start doing the work now you can be less of an insufferable bitch by the New Year!
December 4, 2024 at 5:29 PM
If you start doing the work now you can be less of an insufferable bitch by the New Year!
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Nobody has a worse mayor/governor duo than Adams/Hochul. I’ll take all comers on this one
December 4, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Nobody has a worse mayor/governor duo than Adams/Hochul. I’ll take all comers on this one