Maeves Child
@maeveschild.bsky.social
Level 50. Mama, artist, writer, sometimes voice actor, video game enjoyer. I have more pets than you. Demi-bi. Certified Monster Fucker. (She/Her)
More swamp more witch
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
More swamp more witch
We are getting snowed in and it’s really my favorite thing
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We are getting snowed in and it’s really my favorite thing
This item tastes like children’s Tylenol and someone throwing a mango down the hallway
I love it
I love it
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This item tastes like children’s Tylenol and someone throwing a mango down the hallway
I love it
I love it
Well that is a day I can’t get back
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Well that is a day I can’t get back
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Marriage
Crabs
Pizza
I’d like to opt out plz
Marriage
Crabs
Pizza
I’d like to opt out plz
Money, Travel, and Chipotle. Rock on.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Marriage
Crabs
Pizza
I’d like to opt out plz
Marriage
Crabs
Pizza
I’d like to opt out plz
I’m gonna take a gummy before I walk into Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m gonna take a gummy before I walk into Thanksgiving
I grew up as poor people and I still make the art everyone’s problem
Fuck AI
Fuck AI
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I grew up as poor people and I still make the art everyone’s problem
Fuck AI
Fuck AI
So since I was getting a lizard, I have been learning much about the crested geckos, and there are tons of little memes about how they don’t have any brains
They are definitely not kidding. There is not a brain cell functioning in that tiny head.
She’s so perfect
They are definitely not kidding. There is not a brain cell functioning in that tiny head.
She’s so perfect
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
So since I was getting a lizard, I have been learning much about the crested geckos, and there are tons of little memes about how they don’t have any brains
They are definitely not kidding. There is not a brain cell functioning in that tiny head.
She’s so perfect
They are definitely not kidding. There is not a brain cell functioning in that tiny head.
She’s so perfect
Post a famous bathroom scene?
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene?
Took my meds about 2 hours late and I feel deeply fucked up
Sometimes I forget my stability is chemically maintained
Sometimes I forget my stability is chemically maintained
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Took my meds about 2 hours late and I feel deeply fucked up
Sometimes I forget my stability is chemically maintained
Sometimes I forget my stability is chemically maintained
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
I’m good
I’m good
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
I’m good
I’m good
“You’ll be visited by three spirits” The Three Spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits” The Three Spirits:
Look I had a c-section and then my boobs didn’t make enough milk and yet somehow somehow having my spawn was still beautiful and we have this awesome bond and no one had to fucking die
This shit is fucked
This shit is fucked
This is one of the most horrific and evil things I have ever read. www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Look I had a c-section and then my boobs didn’t make enough milk and yet somehow somehow having my spawn was still beautiful and we have this awesome bond and no one had to fucking die
This shit is fucked
This shit is fucked
My tiny coworker
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My tiny coworker
Being super awkward is a hell of a drug
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Being super awkward is a hell of a drug
Just read an advertisement with bullet points
First one said “attention to detail”
The next bullet point had a typo
🤨
First one said “attention to detail”
The next bullet point had a typo
🤨
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Just read an advertisement with bullet points
First one said “attention to detail”
The next bullet point had a typo
🤨
First one said “attention to detail”
The next bullet point had a typo
🤨
I had the most visceral nightmare and I feel like I got no sleep ughhhh
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I had the most visceral nightmare and I feel like I got no sleep ughhhh
Yes and my spawn knows to embrace the darkness but look out for tentacles
Parents, have you talked to your kids about the dangers of the old forest?
The seductive lure of mossy forgotten tombs, and ancient magic sleeping uneasily in the shadows?
The seductive lure of mossy forgotten tombs, and ancient magic sleeping uneasily in the shadows?
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Yes and my spawn knows to embrace the darkness but look out for tentacles
If you see this, post your bird art!
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you see this, post your bird art!
Sorry that was me
I did not be ass deep in demons by choice.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sorry that was me
The office always smells like lousy white people food, like wet potatoes and tv dinners
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The office always smells like lousy white people food, like wet potatoes and tv dinners
Perverts when Bioware
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Perverts when Bioware
I unexpectedly got the spawn a new mattress and cleaned her room
Being a teenager is bullshit but she’s so good and kind but also is teenager messy. I’d rather frame a room clean as a gift instead of an argument. She’ll have to clean up after herself the rest of her life. But I can do it now. 🥰
Being a teenager is bullshit but she’s so good and kind but also is teenager messy. I’d rather frame a room clean as a gift instead of an argument. She’ll have to clean up after herself the rest of her life. But I can do it now. 🥰
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I unexpectedly got the spawn a new mattress and cleaned her room
Being a teenager is bullshit but she’s so good and kind but also is teenager messy. I’d rather frame a room clean as a gift instead of an argument. She’ll have to clean up after herself the rest of her life. But I can do it now. 🥰
Being a teenager is bullshit but she’s so good and kind but also is teenager messy. I’d rather frame a room clean as a gift instead of an argument. She’ll have to clean up after herself the rest of her life. But I can do it now. 🥰