Maeves Child
@maeveschild.bsky.social
Level 50. Mama, artist, writer, sometimes voice actor, video game enjoyer. I have more pets than you. Demi-bi. Certified Monster Fucker. (She/Her)
“You’ll be visited by three spirits” The Three Spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits” The Three Spirits:
Look I had a c-section and then my boobs didn’t make enough milk and yet somehow somehow having my spawn was still beautiful and we have this awesome bond and no one had to fucking die
This shit is fucked
This shit is fucked
This is one of the most horrific and evil things I have ever read. www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Look I had a c-section and then my boobs didn’t make enough milk and yet somehow somehow having my spawn was still beautiful and we have this awesome bond and no one had to fucking die
This shit is fucked
This shit is fucked
My tiny coworker
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My tiny coworker
Being super awkward is a hell of a drug
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Being super awkward is a hell of a drug
Just read an advertisement with bullet points
First one said “attention to detail”
The next bullet point had a typo
🤨
First one said “attention to detail”
The next bullet point had a typo
🤨
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Just read an advertisement with bullet points
First one said “attention to detail”
The next bullet point had a typo
🤨
First one said “attention to detail”
The next bullet point had a typo
🤨
I had the most visceral nightmare and I feel like I got no sleep ughhhh
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I had the most visceral nightmare and I feel like I got no sleep ughhhh
Yes and my spawn knows to embrace the darkness but look out for tentacles
Parents, have you talked to your kids about the dangers of the old forest?
The seductive lure of mossy forgotten tombs, and ancient magic sleeping uneasily in the shadows?
The seductive lure of mossy forgotten tombs, and ancient magic sleeping uneasily in the shadows?
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Yes and my spawn knows to embrace the darkness but look out for tentacles
If you see this, post your bird art!
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you see this, post your bird art!
Sorry that was me
I did not be ass deep in demons by choice.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sorry that was me
The office always smells like lousy white people food, like wet potatoes and tv dinners
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The office always smells like lousy white people food, like wet potatoes and tv dinners
Perverts when Bioware
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Perverts when Bioware
I unexpectedly got the spawn a new mattress and cleaned her room
Being a teenager is bullshit but she’s so good and kind but also is teenager messy. I’d rather frame a room clean as a gift instead of an argument. She’ll have to clean up after herself the rest of her life. But I can do it now. 🥰
Being a teenager is bullshit but she’s so good and kind but also is teenager messy. I’d rather frame a room clean as a gift instead of an argument. She’ll have to clean up after herself the rest of her life. But I can do it now. 🥰
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I unexpectedly got the spawn a new mattress and cleaned her room
Being a teenager is bullshit but she’s so good and kind but also is teenager messy. I’d rather frame a room clean as a gift instead of an argument. She’ll have to clean up after herself the rest of her life. But I can do it now. 🥰
Being a teenager is bullshit but she’s so good and kind but also is teenager messy. I’d rather frame a room clean as a gift instead of an argument. She’ll have to clean up after herself the rest of her life. But I can do it now. 🥰
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
I get to go meet lizards today 😁🥹😍
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I get to go meet lizards today 😁🥹😍
My neighbors are having a cool new porch installed and now my brain is in overdrive with demands for house upgrades
Down brain, sit
Down brain, sit
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My neighbors are having a cool new porch installed and now my brain is in overdrive with demands for house upgrades
Down brain, sit
Down brain, sit
I love the car wash I’m 8
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I love the car wash I’m 8
Why can I not make a fuckin skeet without a massive typo
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Why can I not make a fuckin skeet without a massive typo
Every get to a store before opening but too soon to leave so you just stand around looking idiotic? Hi it’s me at the greenhouse standing around looking stupid.
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Every get to a store before opening but too soon to leave so you just stand around looking idiotic? Hi it’s me at the greenhouse standing around looking stupid.
I am unstoppable and @ill get this in spring” was a lie. I’m gonna get him on Saturday.
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I am unstoppable and @ill get this in spring” was a lie. I’m gonna get him on Saturday.
Finally saw them in person!
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Finally saw them in person!
The algorithm keeps feeding me videos of dads being really aggressive and yelling about stupid shit and it’s not funny. It’s fucking horrifying. What the fuck man?
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The algorithm keeps feeding me videos of dads being really aggressive and yelling about stupid shit and it’s not funny. It’s fucking horrifying. What the fuck man?
Since Salarians reproduce like frogs, and frogs hug to release their baby batter does that mean if you hug Mordin Solus he’ll cum?
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Since Salarians reproduce like frogs, and frogs hug to release their baby batter does that mean if you hug Mordin Solus he’ll cum?