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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
Careful, young man, or petty Orlesian squabbles may be the least of your problems.
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Careful, young man, or petty Orlesian squabbles may be the least of your problems.
He sends bees to do his fighting for him.
February 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
He sends bees to do his fighting for him.
My aunt is known across the Forbidden Oasis for her love of smashing every single crate and barrel.
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
My aunt is known across the Forbidden Oasis for her love of smashing every single crate and barrel.
The way they go on about that... you'd think this was about blighted crotch moths.
February 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
The way they go on about that... you'd think this was about blighted crotch moths.
The worst Dragon Age ship is Sera with Bethany.
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The worst Dragon Age ship is Sera with Bethany.
They're getting little people beat up, so I need you to go to your frigging wyvern mating call and send some people to chew on elfroot.
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
They're getting little people beat up, so I need you to go to your frigging wyvern mating call and send some people to chew on elfroot.
Cullen's glistening man-cleavage is the latest Orlesian fashion craze.
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Cullen's glistening man-cleavage is the latest Orlesian fashion craze.
They say your life flashes in front of your eyes before you have a dog who brings you cake.
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
They say your life flashes in front of your eyes before you have a dog who brings you cake.
There are rumors that Josephine hides dragon flagons in her sleeves.
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
There are rumors that Josephine hides dragon flagons in her sleeves.
No, I do not wish to speak of Leliana's mini orgasm when seeing Andraste's ashes.
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
No, I do not wish to speak of Leliana's mini orgasm when seeing Andraste's ashes.
You'd think a detective would have discovered the inane prodding by now.
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 PM
You'd think a detective would have discovered the inane prodding by now.
It's going to take all of Carver's strength to survive wanting to be a dragon.
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
It's going to take all of Carver's strength to survive wanting to be a dragon.
If you want to get yourself killed flirting with Scout Harding, it's your ass.
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
If you want to get yourself killed flirting with Scout Harding, it's your ass.
Varric: You've got a knack, kid.
Rook: For what?
Varric: For being dragged into a pit by hungry ghasts.
Rook: For what?
Varric: For being dragged into a pit by hungry ghasts.
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Varric: You've got a knack, kid.
Rook: For what?
Varric: For being dragged into a pit by hungry ghasts.
Rook: For what?
Varric: For being dragged into a pit by hungry ghasts.
He has let Fade logic color his whole world. Surely you want someone more open-minded?
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 PM
He has let Fade logic color his whole world. Surely you want someone more open-minded?
Someone has to have it explained to them that dangling meat in front of the bear, so to speak is good.
February 11, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Someone has to have it explained to them that dangling meat in front of the bear, so to speak is good.
I wonder, what did Madame de Fer offer for chickens? Something as entertaining as what I did to get them?
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I wonder, what did Madame de Fer offer for chickens? Something as entertaining as what I did to get them?
It's going to take all of Isabela's strength to survive killing the Harvester on nightmare.
February 11, 2026 at 12:10 PM
It's going to take all of Isabela's strength to survive killing the Harvester on nightmare.
Artifact Name: The Divine's Nuggalope
Found in Dumat Plaza. Artifact will emit the pinkquisition and a Chasind barbarian when unstable. Will have one last tumble.
Found in Dumat Plaza. Artifact will emit the pinkquisition and a Chasind barbarian when unstable. Will have one last tumble.
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Artifact Name: The Divine's Nuggalope
Found in Dumat Plaza. Artifact will emit the pinkquisition and a Chasind barbarian when unstable. Will have one last tumble.
Found in Dumat Plaza. Artifact will emit the pinkquisition and a Chasind barbarian when unstable. Will have one last tumble.
So... Lucanis fights these assholes now? Is that a thing everyone's doing or just him?
February 11, 2026 at 11:12 AM
So... Lucanis fights these assholes now? Is that a thing everyone's doing or just him?
Everything I have done has been to secure Ferelden's independence. I have not babbled like a lyrium smuggler, and neither will any of you!
February 11, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Everything I have done has been to secure Ferelden's independence. I have not babbled like a lyrium smuggler, and neither will any of you!
Well, there it is. Jader. Too powerful.
February 11, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Well, there it is. Jader. Too powerful.
Of course you have a choice. You could run for dear life every time a Revenant spawns. It may not be a good choice, but it's a choice nevertheless.
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Of course you have a choice. You could run for dear life every time a Revenant spawns. It may not be a good choice, but it's a choice nevertheless.
Considering my feelings about a nutter, I shouldn't stuff a demon into the Demon of Vyrantium.
February 11, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Considering my feelings about a nutter, I shouldn't stuff a demon into the Demon of Vyrantium.
If I hook up with Iron Bull and leave with a broken pelvis, a bosom full of forks'll explode.
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 AM
If I hook up with Iron Bull and leave with a broken pelvis, a bosom full of forks'll explode.