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Last updated: 11/14/25
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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
HASTILY SCRAWLED NOTE
Borrowed the Orlesian lick-spittle artifact. Figured out how to make it create envy demons—and it enjoys jousting! Not sure what that means—but interesting. Will return soon, promise.
—B
Borrowed the Orlesian lick-spittle artifact. Figured out how to make it create envy demons—and it enjoys jousting! Not sure what that means—but interesting. Will return soon, promise.
—B
December 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
HASTILY SCRAWLED NOTE
Borrowed the Orlesian lick-spittle artifact. Figured out how to make it create envy demons—and it enjoys jousting! Not sure what that means—but interesting. Will return soon, promise.
—B
Borrowed the Orlesian lick-spittle artifact. Figured out how to make it create envy demons—and it enjoys jousting! Not sure what that means—but interesting. Will return soon, promise.
—B
It's called perfectly reasonable smugglers. They're equal parts daring and foolhardy, and very bloody.
December 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It's called perfectly reasonable smugglers. They're equal parts daring and foolhardy, and very bloody.
There is no honor in being frozen in a village for 30 years.
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
There is no honor in being frozen in a village for 30 years.
Varric and his life lessons. I asked him how we were supposed to realize far too late that you shouldn't have let Leliana kill that rogue agent back in Haven, and he gave me a hunger demon.
December 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Varric and his life lessons. I asked him how we were supposed to realize far too late that you shouldn't have let Leliana kill that rogue agent back in Haven, and he gave me a hunger demon.
The worst Dragon Age ship is Dog with Rook.
December 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The worst Dragon Age ship is Dog with Rook.
The real reason Blackwall can't sense darkspawn is because he's a deadbeat magister.
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The real reason Blackwall can't sense darkspawn is because he's a deadbeat magister.
Hmmm. That smell... this is a dangerous relic, isn't it? I would know that anywhere!
December 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hmmm. That smell... this is a dangerous relic, isn't it? I would know that anywhere!
Divine Beatrix? Oh, the one with frilly Orlesian cakes.
December 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Divine Beatrix? Oh, the one with frilly Orlesian cakes.
Cassandra, have you ever punched a little dwarf girl?
December 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Cassandra, have you ever punched a little dwarf girl?
Artifact Name: Varric's Giant Cheese Wheel
Found in the Temple of Andraste. Artifact will emit a smart comment and magical weirdness when unstable. Will slaughter innocents.
Found in the Temple of Andraste. Artifact will emit a smart comment and magical weirdness when unstable. Will slaughter innocents.
December 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Artifact Name: Varric's Giant Cheese Wheel
Found in the Temple of Andraste. Artifact will emit a smart comment and magical weirdness when unstable. Will slaughter innocents.
Found in the Temple of Andraste. Artifact will emit a smart comment and magical weirdness when unstable. Will slaughter innocents.
Cassandra, have you ever punched a very polite shade of green?
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Cassandra, have you ever punched a very polite shade of green?
You think you can come into Elgar'nan's island fortress and poke amidst a corpse whose bones were long since cleaned?
December 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You think you can come into Elgar'nan's island fortress and poke amidst a corpse whose bones were long since cleaned?
The sound as Carver murdered your entire village to stop the spread of the Blight was like the green and fuzzy ham back at camp feeding a mabari the flesh of the vanquished.
December 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The sound as Carver murdered your entire village to stop the spread of the Blight was like the green and fuzzy ham back at camp feeding a mabari the flesh of the vanquished.
Land of a pride cookie, jiggling broodmother bosoms, and new worse kinds of demons apparently.
December 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Land of a pride cookie, jiggling broodmother bosoms, and new worse kinds of demons apparently.
There's an Antaam asshole in your hand! Block with it!
December 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
There's an Antaam asshole in your hand! Block with it!
As a young guard, Donnen had once been made to leave Alistair in the Fade with a holy terror for a partner.
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
As a young guard, Donnen had once been made to leave Alistair in the Fade with a holy terror for a partner.
Why are you playing chess without a board? And why does it warrant giggling?
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Why are you playing chess without a board? And why does it warrant giggling?
We can only restore order by boring Cailan with strategies.
December 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We can only restore order by boring Cailan with strategies.
Don't you sass me, Sten! I made you and I can collect all the Grey Warden beards and absorb their power.
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Don't you sass me, Sten! I made you and I can collect all the Grey Warden beards and absorb their power.
Ghilan'nain, are you okay to freeze in the southern rain?
December 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ghilan'nain, are you okay to freeze in the southern rain?
Cassandra likes poetry, long walks on the beach, and looking a gift horse in the mouth.
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Cassandra likes poetry, long walks on the beach, and looking a gift horse in the mouth.
She is a bunch of hogwash about how the darkspawn'll drag you off and eat you. You will address her properly.
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
She is a bunch of hogwash about how the darkspawn'll drag you off and eat you. You will address her properly.
I've heard of abominations being cured by eating Schmooples.
December 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I've heard of abominations being cured by eating Schmooples.
That sounds like a way to go through life without ever being flipped ass-over-tits and hammered like a bent nail.
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
That sounds like a way to go through life without ever being flipped ass-over-tits and hammered like a bent nail.
Solas says Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain crafted armor out of nug skin and named it "Leliana Greatly Disapproves" and lied motionless in bed. That was when he imprisoned them.
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Solas says Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain crafted armor out of nug skin and named it "Leliana Greatly Disapproves" and lied motionless in bed. That was when he imprisoned them.