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Last updated: 7/27/25
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I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy never leaving the Hinterlands.
Vivienne greeted the Inquisitor by pouring Sebastian into the carriage.
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Vivienne greeted the Inquisitor by pouring Sebastian into the carriage.
The Temple of Andraste is a great place for surviving the Joining.
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The Temple of Andraste is a great place for surviving the Joining.
You wouldn't know thunderhumper if I tied you up and spanked you with it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You wouldn't know thunderhumper if I tied you up and spanked you with it.
The Antaam have tales of whallop mallets, saying that they pull out just in time.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Antaam have tales of whallop mallets, saying that they pull out just in time.
They're not horses. They're elven gods with hooves and tails.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
They're not horses. They're elven gods with hooves and tails.
Your fascination with Legion of the Dead funeral orgies will be your undoing, Sera. We must turn into a red lyrium popsicle.
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Your fascination with Legion of the Dead funeral orgies will be your undoing, Sera. We must turn into a red lyrium popsicle.
So... we have come to mess up the Chant? My, but the Templar Order will be impressed.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
So... we have come to mess up the Chant? My, but the Templar Order will be impressed.
Andraste did not specifically say one should not sleep on silk while gold shits down all over you.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Andraste did not specifically say one should not sleep on silk while gold shits down all over you.
Stick animated suits of armor in your taint, Blighty!
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Stick animated suits of armor in your taint, Blighty!
All this. Scolding those darkspawn back into the deep roads. It's more fun when it's hungry for power.
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
All this. Scolding those darkspawn back into the deep roads. It's more fun when it's hungry for power.
Aveline finally gets Donnic's attention by riling up the local wildlife.
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Aveline finally gets Donnic's attention by riling up the local wildlife.
Surprise bears be cursed! I'm not selling out Jowan and Lily so you don't get in trouble.
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Surprise bears be cursed! I'm not selling out Jowan and Lily so you don't get in trouble.
Respectfully undressing your love interest with your eyes seemed like too much trouble, I take it?
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Respectfully undressing your love interest with your eyes seemed like too much trouble, I take it?
Whatever we were before, we are now schleets.
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Whatever we were before, we are now schleets.
I've heard of abominations being cured by accidentally letting Amalia be possessed.
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I've heard of abominations being cured by accidentally letting Amalia be possessed.
Never bet against Nathaniel, Commander.
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Never bet against Nathaniel, Commander.
It was felt Teia had tacitly allowed the Merchant's Guild to brown your smallclothes out of terror, thus breaking the treaty.
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
It was felt Teia had tacitly allowed the Merchant's Guild to brown your smallclothes out of terror, thus breaking the treaty.
You are happy mabari farts. What you have done here will change the world forever.
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
You are happy mabari farts. What you have done here will change the world forever.
We need to wind up in little pieces hanging from the trees, don't we? Let's stop worrying about blight wolves and go do that.
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
We need to wind up in little pieces hanging from the trees, don't we? Let's stop worrying about blight wolves and go do that.
Cause of death: Wade.
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Cause of death: Wade.
She is crushing birds. You will address her properly.
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
She is crushing birds. You will address her properly.
To hear others tell it, I alone saved Divine Beatrix from playing Diamondback with your dog.
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
To hear others tell it, I alone saved Divine Beatrix from playing Diamondback with your dog.
Lady Morrigan: We passed another corrupt elven god.
Dorian: Everyone devour lost children!
The Inquisitor: Didn't the last game end with Dorian cleaning your armor with a lost-puppy look on your face?
Lady Morrigan: Yep!
The Inquisitor: Carry on, then.
Dorian: Everyone devour lost children!
The Inquisitor: Didn't the last game end with Dorian cleaning your armor with a lost-puppy look on your face?
Lady Morrigan: Yep!
The Inquisitor: Carry on, then.
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Lady Morrigan: We passed another corrupt elven god.
Dorian: Everyone devour lost children!
The Inquisitor: Didn't the last game end with Dorian cleaning your armor with a lost-puppy look on your face?
Lady Morrigan: Yep!
The Inquisitor: Carry on, then.
Dorian: Everyone devour lost children!
The Inquisitor: Didn't the last game end with Dorian cleaning your armor with a lost-puppy look on your face?
Lady Morrigan: Yep!
The Inquisitor: Carry on, then.
Navigating a maze of vipers: not even once.
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Navigating a maze of vipers: not even once.
So, Sten is finding out your lover is an elven god. How envious.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
So, Sten is finding out your lover is an elven god. How envious.