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Madeline Thornton
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madthorn.bsky.social
The buns I bought knowing I was having "Jumbo Franks" tonight vs. the jumbo franks
A 6 pack of hoagie rolls A 4 pack of hot dogs
January 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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queenmab99.bsky.social
“She had a housing and healthcare plan. A plan to address climate change and energy costs. A plan to bring us together and strengthen ties with our allies and weaken our enemies. More importantly she would have torn up project 2025 that is doing great damage to the country.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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paleofuture.bsky.social
ABC News pulled the satellite imagery of the White House comparing Sept. 26 to today.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/new...
Satellite view of the White House showing an image on the left where the East Wing is still standing and an image on the right where it's completely demolished
October 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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katieharbath.bsky.social
Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.
October 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
madthorn.bsky.social
Flags at half-mast for Charlie Kirk is an insult to half-mast flags.
September 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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ryanjreilly.com
Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
August 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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carnage4life.bsky.social
Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.
August 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
madthorn.bsky.social
Colorado is so beautiful!
A woman stands in front of a large red rock in Colorado
August 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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owllog.bsky.social
STOP USING INSTAGRAM
STOP USING FACEBOOK
STOP USING TWITTER
August 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
madthorn.bsky.social
One of our smoke detectors won't stop and I'm not sure it's not related to the wildfire smoke
August 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
vocal fry implies the existence of vocal onion ring and vocal tater tot
July 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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ohrobin.bsky.social
alright look i absolutely have to finish this slide deck. but before i go: this is so stupid and funny and i've watched it about 17 times.
July 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
New York Times headline: "Is it Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?" Above the headline a photo of the vampires from Sinners, asking to be let in. The photo has been modified with a downward-facing word balloon to create the effect that the vampires are speaking the headline.
July 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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davelevitan.bsky.social
Imagine still posting on that website. Imagine having a brain that says sure, that's fine.
July 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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theusasingers.bsky.social
Americans have been duped.

Every other advanced country has universal healthcare, universal education, paid family leave, paid maternity leave, at least 6 weeks paid vacation, living wages, and a commitment to green energy.

That’s how you make America great.
July 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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jamellebouie.net
“one of the most expensive hobbies around?” whoever wrote this should talk to a photographer sometime
cooperlund.online Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · Jun 9
Absolutely laughable to call gaming "one of the most expensive hobbies around" because a video game costs ten dollars more. Gamers are children and should be treated with distain.
It wasn't that long ago that people were getting used to $70 games. And now that Xbox has finally made the leap, it's only a matter of time until other companies start charging $80 as one of the most expensive hobbies around, gets even more costly.
June 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
madthorn.bsky.social
$530 a DAY??
June 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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trashxbandicoot.bsky.social
good morning friends 💚✨
a picture of an white cat that is very angy with grass and bushes in the background. The caption reads “Touching grass isn’t enough i need bad things to happen to evil men in power “
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
madthorn.bsky.social
If you squint, it looks like an ostrich
June 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Nice Shirt - Gator Days
Panel 1 August and Penelope are picking up their kids. As Penelope leaves, she compliments August's shirt. It's a pretty sweet shirt. I'd like one myself. Penelope: August! I love your shirt. Panel 2 August freezes for a moment. In the background, the word processing repeats over and over again. He's calculating the perfect response. This shouldn't take long. Panel 3 August is still processing. Panel 4 August is in bed with his cats. The processing has just finished. August: Oh... I should have said thank you.
June 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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ziibiing.com
are you bored tonight? call ICE and tell them about how you were full porky piggin’ it with your coo coot out
kate mckinnon on snl close encounters skit
May 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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sanders.senate.gov
As Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill moves to the Senate, we must make it clear: There is nothing “beautiful” about giving huge tax breaks to billionaires while cutting health care, nutrition and education for working families.

It is grossly immoral and, together, we must defeat it.
May 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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bexrousse.bsky.social
I came here to post loon call videos and doomscroll and I'm just about out of doomscroll right now. 🪶
May 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM