@mackspauer.bsky.social
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No one should believe Elon when he says he is pulling back from political spending. He said he wouldn't donate to a presidential candidate last year.
He's a serial liar.
He's a serial liar.
May 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
No one should believe Elon when he says he is pulling back from political spending. He said he wouldn't donate to a presidential candidate last year.
He's a serial liar.
He's a serial liar.
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The Measles vaccine is completely safe and two doses are 99 percent effective
RFK Jr on the measles vaccine: "There are adverse events from the vaccine. It does cause deaths every year. It causes all the illnesses that measles itself cause."
March 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Measles vaccine is completely safe and two doses are 99 percent effective
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
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Hayden Haynes, Chief of Staff to Mike Johnson, was arrested for DUI after crashing into a parked Capitol Police car following Trump's televised rambling to the US Congress.
March 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hayden Haynes, Chief of Staff to Mike Johnson, was arrested for DUI after crashing into a parked Capitol Police car following Trump's televised rambling to the US Congress.
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I’m not going to the Joint Address. I will be live posting and chatting with you all here instead. Then going on IG Live after.
March 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m not going to the Joint Address. I will be live posting and chatting with you all here instead. Then going on IG Live after.
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Millions of federal workers are subject to drug tests; why not require members of congress to take cognitive fitness tests
February 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Millions of federal workers are subject to drug tests; why not require members of congress to take cognitive fitness tests
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“Meg Ryan provides cumspiration for Syd Sweeney at Katz’s, also Billy is there, AND MAY I REMIND YOU our product STRONGLY resembles jizz.” - me in the pitch meeting for that mayo commercial
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“Meg Ryan provides cumspiration for Syd Sweeney at Katz’s, also Billy is there, AND MAY I REMIND YOU our product STRONGLY resembles jizz.” - me in the pitch meeting for that mayo commercial
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Masterful gambit, Joe
February 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Masterful gambit, Joe
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Trump already empowering the worst bosses to just.. ignore labor law.
Whole Foods workers won their union vote, and now Whole Foods (owned by Jeff Bezos) is saying they simply won't recognize the vote because nobody is going to make them.
Whole Foods workers won their union vote, and now Whole Foods (owned by Jeff Bezos) is saying they simply won't recognize the vote because nobody is going to make them.
February 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Trump already empowering the worst bosses to just.. ignore labor law.
Whole Foods workers won their union vote, and now Whole Foods (owned by Jeff Bezos) is saying they simply won't recognize the vote because nobody is going to make them.
Whole Foods workers won their union vote, and now Whole Foods (owned by Jeff Bezos) is saying they simply won't recognize the vote because nobody is going to make them.
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I honestly don't understand the point of the CIA if they aren't going to assassinate Elon Musk.
We need one of those efficiency experts, like on Office Space, to go through all the agents and ask them what the hell they are doing all day.
We need one of those efficiency experts, like on Office Space, to go through all the agents and ask them what the hell they are doing all day.
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I honestly don't understand the point of the CIA if they aren't going to assassinate Elon Musk.
We need one of those efficiency experts, like on Office Space, to go through all the agents and ask them what the hell they are doing all day.
We need one of those efficiency experts, like on Office Space, to go through all the agents and ask them what the hell they are doing all day.
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A small thing I've started doing that has had a tremendous positive effect on my mental health is listening to music instead of podcasts
January 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A small thing I've started doing that has had a tremendous positive effect on my mental health is listening to music instead of podcasts
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Hey I called it
Elon: “Heil Hitler”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
January 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hey I called it
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shocked that the sundowning geriatrics who run congress didn't have their finger on the pulse of Gen Z
January 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
shocked that the sundowning geriatrics who run congress didn't have their finger on the pulse of Gen Z
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I also enjoy day drinking and have done a bunch of cable news hits, therefore I am qualified to run the Pentagon, gimme gimme gimme
January 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I also enjoy day drinking and have done a bunch of cable news hits, therefore I am qualified to run the Pentagon, gimme gimme gimme
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There was a diamond dealer in Michigan who outlined exactly where Osama was, as in the exact building in Abottabad, and he didn't get to collect the money.
From a purely financial standpoint if you are counting on payouts, you shouldn't.
From a purely financial standpoint if you are counting on payouts, you shouldn't.
December 10, 2024 at 6:59 PM
There was a diamond dealer in Michigan who outlined exactly where Osama was, as in the exact building in Abottabad, and he didn't get to collect the money.
From a purely financial standpoint if you are counting on payouts, you shouldn't.
From a purely financial standpoint if you are counting on payouts, you shouldn't.
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Empire in decline. Watch the video. Look at him
Welker: Do you still have confidence in Pete Hegseth?
Trump: Yes, I do.. I’ve known him through Fox..
Trump: Yes, I do.. I’ve known him through Fox..
December 7, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Empire in decline. Watch the video. Look at him
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In the words of Gia Gunn "The doors that I've opened" 💀
How I would feel speaking about my dad dying if he was the CEO of united healthcare
December 4, 2024 at 8:08 PM
In the words of Gia Gunn "The doors that I've opened" 💀
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Resistance isn't a noun, it's an action. #georgiaprotests
December 1, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Resistance isn't a noun, it's an action. #georgiaprotests
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Gen Z detective arriving at the scene of the crime: What are the vibes
November 30, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Gen Z detective arriving at the scene of the crime: What are the vibes
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Every time I see someone post this image it goes viral
November 19, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Every time I see someone post this image it goes viral