macewank
macewank.bsky.social
macewank
@macewank.bsky.social
I used to make beer, but still play video games, and watch baseball
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December 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
New rule. Any time one of these stupid fucks on the right calls Chicago a warzone, we send them to Kyiv for a week
September 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Chicago is the dopest fuckin' city on the planet and it's bonkers to take any of these freaks at face value on anything.
Rand Paul: "Chicago is a nightmare. It is literally a war zone."
September 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
NYT charging money for the mini crossword now?

Fuck that bullshit
August 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@wibeerbaron.bsky.social Bro what is your state doing with this gtmw stuff!!!
July 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
@bestbuysocial.bsky.social what the fuck, clarence
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This Bud Light has BDE. Big Diacetyl Energy

Clean. Your. Fucking. Beer. Lines.
April 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Misery doesn't love company, misery loves unlimited pizza buffets.
April 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Taylor Swift as the color of SP500 stocks:

Thread 🧵
April 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Indiana Jones punching Elon while he is giving a N**i salute

As requested by Gary Mancini
February 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Petition to change Kid Rock's nickname to "American Sadass" after his no clap tantrum
February 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
January 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I’ve never watched Matrix Reloaded I didn’t know Trinity and Neo have sex in a pizza oven
January 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
@daybreakgames.bsky.social bring back eq online adventures tho
January 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I still kinda hate threads ngl. Feed is a disaster
November 25, 2024 at 12:05 AM
This is not looking great
November 6, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Tonight's my last turn at the brewery and NGL it's months overdue. Happy to help these guys through a rough time but also very ready to have my evenings back.
April 1, 2024 at 1:47 PM
When you're knocking out before 930 you crack a high life to celebrate. Thems the rules.
February 27, 2024 at 3:30 AM
January 10, 2024 at 7:10 PM
There's a special place in hell for people who put the triclamps on upside down.

Knob on top, or knob on the side pointing up. Those are the choices.
January 3, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I'm so confused
November 26, 2023 at 1:27 AM