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Narrator: She made this up.
December 16, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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You don’t need to put Jr. or Sr. after your last name on the back of your NFL jersey.

Your dad or son isn’t on the same field playing alongside you. We’re not going to get confused.
December 17, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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My husband @robertcooper-us.bsky.social and I are on our way to DC for a White House holiday reception. It’s going to be our last one for the next four years, so I’ll be stuffing my pockets with official WH holiday cookies!! 😉🎄
December 16, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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Another environmental catastrophe caused by Russians east of Crimea, after one of their decaying oil tankers broke apart on high seas 2 days ago, 35km of pristine coastline has been contaminated in true Russian style.

And these tankers are now all over the world.
December 17, 2024 at 11:09 AM
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I'm tired of the grocery store being a $50 trip no matter what little you grabbing
December 17, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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one of the wildest things that’s ever happened to me was getting a DM from the publisher of the book by Fred Hampton’s lawyer that I recommended in a viral Twitter thread. They were like “we’ve been trying to figure out where all these sales were suddenly coming from and traced it back to you!”
Seriously. I don’t think readers—and especially other writers—realize how effective we are at selling *other* people’s cool projects just by talking about how much we love them.

Signal boost the things you love!
Can confirm - last year James SA Corey simply posted that they were interested in my FIRETEAM TTRPG and my sales spiked for two days.

Mentioning a product or a creator you like can have a huge impact.
December 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Oh look! It’s a gallery of things I must now order online because it takes 20 minutes to find the Keeper of the Deodorant Key
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
November 30, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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about 20 minutes in and the biggest plot hole in HOT FROSTY so far is the idea that a sentient snowman would know about warding off vampires with a cross

everything else checks out
November 30, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam
November 27, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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Funny because true.
November 26, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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posting "Listen up, shitewhistles. Here's how you cook a Thanksgiving turkey without all the fuckery. Affix thy seatbelts and prepare for amazeballs." after cooking a thanksgiving turkey for the first time in my life that frankly was not very good
November 27, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Gardening email: Are you planning your seed starts?

Me: What? It's barely holiday season. We haven't even gotten to Thanksgiving!

Gardening email: Yes, and?

Me: Of course I am I'm not a psychopath give me eighty-six different varieties of your finest new tomatoes
November 24, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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hello everyone! i am steve jobs, president of the macintosh computer company. i will be awarding a 10 billion dollar prize to whoever can post the greatest bluesky post of all
November 24, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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Others have noted it but I will too: The big reason Bluesky is so hot right now is that the people who add value to social media - the frequent posters in specific fields - are here now, talking to each other and creating the "spectator value" that draws users and attention.
Twitter’s heir apparent isn’t X or Threads — it’s Bluesky
The blue bird is dead. Long live the blue sky.
www.theverge.com
November 23, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 10:38 AM
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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I wrote a story where the Mediterranean never refilled after it dried up, but I never did THIS!⬇️⬇️⬇️
November 23, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Epic capture ….Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona ✨👏✨😎✨
November 24, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
November 23, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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One for the DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE die hards
November 23, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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this one easy trick will put a lot of black people into an early grave
Trump HHS nominee RFK Jr.:

If you give Black children “resilience” then “the inevitable racism” will “bounce off” them like they are “the Avengers” because “they will be immune to it” and “then we don’t have to stop racism altogether, because we’re never going to be able to do that.”
November 24, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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PUPDATE: Extreme Close-Up
November 24, 2024 at 3:42 PM