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Leo: AI will tell you that everything is going to be all right. Don’t fall for it.
April 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Leo: AI will tell you that everything is going to be all right. Don’t fall for it.
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If I was in Severance 🧠
March 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If I was in Severance 🧠
Husband is surrounded by people that apparently don't really like their partners.
He had a couple of rough days at work this week, so I wanted to cheer him up. I had some donuts delivered to his workplace and everyone that got to know that asked what I had done that I needed to apologise.
He had a couple of rough days at work this week, so I wanted to cheer him up. I had some donuts delivered to his workplace and everyone that got to know that asked what I had done that I needed to apologise.
March 15, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Husband is surrounded by people that apparently don't really like their partners.
He had a couple of rough days at work this week, so I wanted to cheer him up. I had some donuts delivered to his workplace and everyone that got to know that asked what I had done that I needed to apologise.
He had a couple of rough days at work this week, so I wanted to cheer him up. I had some donuts delivered to his workplace and everyone that got to know that asked what I had done that I needed to apologise.
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I like when people wear shirts with their favorite band or movie on them. They should make shirts for more general stuff like "sitting down" or "garlic bread"
March 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I like when people wear shirts with their favorite band or movie on them. They should make shirts for more general stuff like "sitting down" or "garlic bread"
I won therapy today.
My therapist told me I am intellectualising too much and that she doesn't have a response for something I explained to her, how my brain works. I guess now I have to upgrade my gear or something for the next level?
My therapist told me I am intellectualising too much and that she doesn't have a response for something I explained to her, how my brain works. I guess now I have to upgrade my gear or something for the next level?
elmo with his arms outstretched in front of a fire and the word upgrade
ALT: elmo with his arms outstretched in front of a fire and the word upgrade
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I won therapy today.
My therapist told me I am intellectualising too much and that she doesn't have a response for something I explained to her, how my brain works. I guess now I have to upgrade my gear or something for the next level?
My therapist told me I am intellectualising too much and that she doesn't have a response for something I explained to her, how my brain works. I guess now I have to upgrade my gear or something for the next level?
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Leo: The monsters under your bed are hiding from the monsters in your closet.
March 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Leo: The monsters under your bed are hiding from the monsters in your closet.
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Leo: Finally, Mercury has turned direct. Time to spend your paycheck on the lottery, buy a timeshare or confess your feelings to your high school crush.
February 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Leo: Finally, Mercury has turned direct. Time to spend your paycheck on the lottery, buy a timeshare or confess your feelings to your high school crush.
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
And then she was like "look at the fun task you are doin! You sure you still want to quit?"
And internally I was just like
And internally I was just like
two men are standing next to each other and smiling .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and smiling .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
And then she was like "look at the fun task you are doin! You sure you still want to quit?"
And internally I was just like
And internally I was just like
Prediction:
Trump will let the bird flu or any other virus evolve and ignore it and stay busy throwing everyone under the bus while the US drowns in another pandemic. Then when they ignored it long enough they will declare it a national emergency and indefinitely delay all votes and travels.
Trump will let the bird flu or any other virus evolve and ignore it and stay busy throwing everyone under the bus while the US drowns in another pandemic. Then when they ignored it long enough they will declare it a national emergency and indefinitely delay all votes and travels.
a man wearing an aluminum foil hat sits in a bin
ALT: a man wearing an aluminum foil hat sits in a bin
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Prediction:
Trump will let the bird flu or any other virus evolve and ignore it and stay busy throwing everyone under the bus while the US drowns in another pandemic. Then when they ignored it long enough they will declare it a national emergency and indefinitely delay all votes and travels.
Trump will let the bird flu or any other virus evolve and ignore it and stay busy throwing everyone under the bus while the US drowns in another pandemic. Then when they ignored it long enough they will declare it a national emergency and indefinitely delay all votes and travels.
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Real king vibes right here
@maro254.bsky.social
@maro254.bsky.social
February 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Real king vibes right here
@maro254.bsky.social
@maro254.bsky.social
Following ancient german rituals slowly taught by the elderly (usually +40 folk) of the tribe.
The mysterious ritual of visiting a flowersshop/garden center on the first Sunday of a month.
The mysterious ritual of visiting a flowersshop/garden center on the first Sunday of a month.
February 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Following ancient german rituals slowly taught by the elderly (usually +40 folk) of the tribe.
The mysterious ritual of visiting a flowersshop/garden center on the first Sunday of a month.
The mysterious ritual of visiting a flowersshop/garden center on the first Sunday of a month.
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It's hard to walk the line between depression and laziness. Because sometimes depression really does kick my ass. But other times, I don't need the "your depression is valid, you're exhausted" talk. I need the "you're being a bit lazy and you need to get off your ass now and get some work done" talk
January 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
It's hard to walk the line between depression and laziness. Because sometimes depression really does kick my ass. But other times, I don't need the "your depression is valid, you're exhausted" talk. I need the "you're being a bit lazy and you need to get off your ass now and get some work done" talk
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Leo: One day you’ll buy the underwear you will die in. Go love somebody.
January 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Leo: One day you’ll buy the underwear you will die in. Go love somebody.
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it’s a Roman Salute!
January 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
it’s a Roman Salute!
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Leo: Tuesday your life will finally be like a movie, ending in roughly two hours.
January 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Leo: Tuesday your life will finally be like a movie, ending in roughly two hours.
People crying over tiktok.
Me, witnessing the rise and fall of social media platforms for the last 25 years:
Me, witnessing the rise and fall of social media platforms for the last 25 years:
January 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
People crying over tiktok.
Me, witnessing the rise and fall of social media platforms for the last 25 years:
Me, witnessing the rise and fall of social media platforms for the last 25 years:
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Bold of you to think that putting two little candy bars in one package and labeling it ‘sharing size’ is going to result in anything other than me eating two little candy bars.
January 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Bold of you to think that putting two little candy bars in one package and labeling it ‘sharing size’ is going to result in anything other than me eating two little candy bars.