Luke Lucas
@lukelucas.bsky.social
photo/video at MA. Skywalker. Ravenclaw. EG4. can do my own laundry.
the new Taylor Swift: Final Eras Tour Show film is what i’d wished for with the first one. no breaks, just the whole thing. we get all the between-Era interstitial bits where there’s costume changes happening off-stage. it’s the whole show.
December 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
the new Taylor Swift: Final Eras Tour Show film is what i’d wished for with the first one. no breaks, just the whole thing. we get all the between-Era interstitial bits where there’s costume changes happening off-stage. it’s the whole show.
it’s 2025. how have camera makers still not figured out the issue of finding focus on people with more melanin than fair-skinner people?
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
it’s 2025. how have camera makers still not figured out the issue of finding focus on people with more melanin than fair-skinner people?
BEST OF MACY’S PARADE
• Busta Rhymes with TMNT
• Hurst, TX HS marching band playing “Hyperballad”
• the South Carolina HS band and their Christmas Vacation piece
• Alcorn State
• Busta Rhymes with TMNT
• Hurst, TX HS marching band playing “Hyperballad”
• the South Carolina HS band and their Christmas Vacation piece
• Alcorn State
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
BEST OF MACY’S PARADE
• Busta Rhymes with TMNT
• Hurst, TX HS marching band playing “Hyperballad”
• the South Carolina HS band and their Christmas Vacation piece
• Alcorn State
• Busta Rhymes with TMNT
• Hurst, TX HS marching band playing “Hyperballad”
• the South Carolina HS band and their Christmas Vacation piece
• Alcorn State
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I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.
favorite internet game.
finding something on Threads i want to share with friends, but it links to a terribly crafted website full of ads, so i have to go dig it up on YouTube at the source just to find it’s only available as a “Short” so it’s full of weird zooms and crops.
finding something on Threads i want to share with friends, but it links to a terribly crafted website full of ads, so i have to go dig it up on YouTube at the source just to find it’s only available as a “Short” so it’s full of weird zooms and crops.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
favorite internet game.
finding something on Threads i want to share with friends, but it links to a terribly crafted website full of ads, so i have to go dig it up on YouTube at the source just to find it’s only available as a “Short” so it’s full of weird zooms and crops.
finding something on Threads i want to share with friends, but it links to a terribly crafted website full of ads, so i have to go dig it up on YouTube at the source just to find it’s only available as a “Short” so it’s full of weird zooms and crops.
second full read through of The Dark Tower series. nearly finished with the final book. just passed through the epilogue, detailing what happens with Susannah.
stupid dusty allergies.
stupid dusty allergies.
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
second full read through of The Dark Tower series. nearly finished with the final book. just passed through the epilogue, detailing what happens with Susannah.
stupid dusty allergies.
stupid dusty allergies.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
the fun thing is watching states with D senators from a solid red state and feeling just like
a man with a beard is standing in a dark room with welp written on the bottom
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a dark room with welp written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
the fun thing is watching states with D senators from a solid red state and feeling just like
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every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
oh man am i late for Switch 2 preorders
April 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
oh man am i late for Switch 2 preorders
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honestly last summer’s political messaging really didn’t go far enough by only tagging all these creeps as weird
RFK JR: Our fertility is dropping dramatically. Teenagers in this country have the same testosterone levels as 68 year old men
April 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
honestly last summer’s political messaging really didn’t go far enough by only tagging all these creeps as weird
WHEWWWWWW BUDDY.
Apple Intelligence. this is my first non-humorous experience with a summary piece, this time in the Mail app. this is BAD.
Apple Intelligence. this is my first non-humorous experience with a summary piece, this time in the Mail app. this is BAD.
April 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
WHEWWWWWW BUDDY.
Apple Intelligence. this is my first non-humorous experience with a summary piece, this time in the Mail app. this is BAD.
Apple Intelligence. this is my first non-humorous experience with a summary piece, this time in the Mail app. this is BAD.
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
must be cool to take three full steps and not get called for traveling. did we give up on that being a thing?
March 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
must be cool to take three full steps and not get called for traveling. did we give up on that being a thing?
March 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
my timeline is weirdly devoid of SEVERANCE chatter.
weird.
weird.
March 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
my timeline is weirdly devoid of SEVERANCE chatter.
weird.
weird.
oh man, here's an idea. maybe next year, the Apple Sports app should let you mark which teams in the tourney you've chosen as winners in games.
don't do the brackets, let ESPN or Yahoo handle that. just let me keep track of who i picked so i don't have to go back and forth.
don't do the brackets, let ESPN or Yahoo handle that. just let me keep track of who i picked so i don't have to go back and forth.
March 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
oh man, here's an idea. maybe next year, the Apple Sports app should let you mark which teams in the tourney you've chosen as winners in games.
don't do the brackets, let ESPN or Yahoo handle that. just let me keep track of who i picked so i don't have to go back and forth.
don't do the brackets, let ESPN or Yahoo handle that. just let me keep track of who i picked so i don't have to go back and forth.
i don’t like the “DOUBT US” shirts.
or the equivalent Nike shirts.
dumb, especially when everyone has the same shirts. bad and lazy branding efforts by both UA and Nike.
or the equivalent Nike shirts.
dumb, especially when everyone has the same shirts. bad and lazy branding efforts by both UA and Nike.
March 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i don’t like the “DOUBT US” shirts.
or the equivalent Nike shirts.
dumb, especially when everyone has the same shirts. bad and lazy branding efforts by both UA and Nike.
or the equivalent Nike shirts.
dumb, especially when everyone has the same shirts. bad and lazy branding efforts by both UA and Nike.
war eagle go hornets
March 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
war eagle go hornets
the OUTRAAAAAAAAGE about Chappell Roan and her nostalgic affinity for country music is the dumbest thing ever. the internet is so stupid.
March 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
the OUTRAAAAAAAAGE about Chappell Roan and her nostalgic affinity for country music is the dumbest thing ever. the internet is so stupid.
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operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
March 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
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Maybe hating on dick bosses is the great unifier, the thing that brings all Americans together.
February 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Maybe hating on dick bosses is the great unifier, the thing that brings all Americans together.
watching MIDSOMMAR for the first time.
1. whew boy ok
2. this shot/cut is beautifully done
1. whew boy ok
2. this shot/cut is beautifully done
February 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
watching MIDSOMMAR for the first time.
1. whew boy ok
2. this shot/cut is beautifully done
1. whew boy ok
2. this shot/cut is beautifully done