pov: you are picking an embedded database engine with high write throughput

[playing poker]

FRIEND: I’m all in

ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too

FRIEND: um, a pair of kings

ME: you bet we are

Every tech company* has platform teams trying to build:

1. Heroku, except hand-rolled
2. One giant shared database, so engineers can ignore analytics without consequence
3. If they have a monolith, microservices. If microservices, a monolith
4. A solution to the halting problem

* Hyperbole. I hope

watching Gattaca and yeah man it sucks they had to live in a genetic dystopia but at least the architecture was pretty dope

planning stuff is a psyop by Big Jira to sell more tickets

I am sending HTTP requests respectfully

IF IT AINT EXECUTTABLE IT AINT FOR ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

[living on a rock that is moving through an infinite space at sixty seven thousand miles an hour] what should we have for dinner

wow the parade this year was crazy

LETS GO - dashare.zone ADMIN

Ohhhhh my god it's a W3C standard? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid

The nice thing about the Diddy scandal is that you can erase him from pop/hip-hop history and lose nothing. Complete no-talent, barnacle living off the work of actual stars, real piece of shit!

this is how it feels to design data-intensive applications

No self respecting adult man should buy a product called "Play station." Maybe if it was called "Work station" or "Commitment Console"