I’m so tired of cooking. I wish I had a giant cauldron where I could keep a stew perpetually boiling, like a medieval tavern. Instead of cooking a whole new meal, I’d just throw in another carrot or tomato or street urchin or something. So much easier.

I actually hate the "lol the giant asteroid will deliver us from this suffering" jokes.

Are there any other people in the progressive movement who think that humans are actually fucking amazing?

If you leave a dollar under your pillow, the Reverse Tooth Fairy will bring you a tooth. If you leave a twenty, you can pick who she takes it from.

Happy 84th birthday to Hayao Miyazaki :-]

Clearly, this was a global issue.

We gotta reject “Well, RFK jr. is right about some things” and accept “if we don’t confront the real problems with our systems, it becomes much easier for con artists like this guy to manipulate people.”

A very merry Christmas Adam to those that celebrate

Waiting for Franz Ferdinand to release the directors cut of Take Me Out where it’s the full version of the first part of the song

nobody ever asks "how's updog?"

Finally started the game Half-Life (1998) and I gotta say: while it bothers me that the military decided to kill all the scientists for obvious reasons, after a certain number of their soldiers killed by Freeman you’d think that they would try a new strategy.

kool-aid man dying halfway through a cartwheel

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

Finally watched Arrival last night and I really think we should be allowed more big-budget films about linguistics.

now send this pic to your family as a funny holiday prank