Luis Cueto
@luiscueto.bsky.social
He tenido que venir hasta acá.
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I am Irene screaming “—— —-, ———!!!!!!!!” at the top of her lungs in Untucked.
July 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I am Irene screaming “—— —-, ———!!!!!!!!” at the top of her lungs in Untucked.
Love looking for an account on Twitter and finding “This account has been archived” or something to that effect. I *wish* I had the fortitude!
a woman is crying with the words " i don 't feel strong " behind her
ALT: a woman is crying with the words " i don 't feel strong " behind her
media.tenor.com
March 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Love looking for an account on Twitter and finding “This account has been archived” or something to that effect. I *wish* I had the fortitude!
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a 200% tariff on aperol? right when it's becoming spritz season? oh honey, the girlies are going to revolt!
March 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
a 200% tariff on aperol? right when it's becoming spritz season? oh honey, the girlies are going to revolt!
I’ve never had the pleasure.
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That’s right.
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That’s right.
December 20, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I’ve never had the pleasure.
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
Qué error cometí para que me salga esa columna tan blanka en mi feed.
a woman says oh girl hush while standing in front of a building
ALT: a woman says oh girl hush while standing in front of a building
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Qué error cometí para que me salga esa columna tan blanka en mi feed.
All I get here is the news. I need memes and funny gays!!!!!!! I know I follow them, where are they??????
December 14, 2024 at 9:59 PM
All I get here is the news. I need memes and funny gays!!!!!!! I know I follow them, where are they??????
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That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
The $82.5 million sale of "Hot Ones" studio First We Feast is part of a broader strategy at BuzzFeed to shift away from human editors, writers and content producers in favor of artificial intelligence, which result in "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
BuzzFeed sells "Hot Ones" studio for $82.5 million as it pursues more AI-driven content
The company said the sale will allow it to depend less on human-created content in favor of "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
thedesk.net
December 13, 2024 at 1:31 PM
That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
Dios, cuánto se demora en secar un puta almohada.
December 12, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Dios, cuánto se demora en secar un puta almohada.
They know what I want.
December 12, 2024 at 5:07 PM
They know what I want.
Tuve un sueño extraño que me ha dejado revelado algo de mi naturaleza.
Iba rumbo al metro de alguna ciudad —asumo por el acento— española. En la entrada había un hombre medio sucio vociferando borracho. Paso de largo, entro al metro. Bajo el primer tramo y en la vuelta me topo con un chico que sube.
Iba rumbo al metro de alguna ciudad —asumo por el acento— española. En la entrada había un hombre medio sucio vociferando borracho. Paso de largo, entro al metro. Bajo el primer tramo y en la vuelta me topo con un chico que sube.
December 12, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Tuve un sueño extraño que me ha dejado revelado algo de mi naturaleza.
Iba rumbo al metro de alguna ciudad —asumo por el acento— española. En la entrada había un hombre medio sucio vociferando borracho. Paso de largo, entro al metro. Bajo el primer tramo y en la vuelta me topo con un chico que sube.
Iba rumbo al metro de alguna ciudad —asumo por el acento— española. En la entrada había un hombre medio sucio vociferando borracho. Paso de largo, entro al metro. Bajo el primer tramo y en la vuelta me topo con un chico que sube.
Me acabo de dar cuenta que este RT sale vacíoooooooo.
¡¡O sea que Biden BORRÓ sus fotos con Dina en el APEC!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
¡¡O sea que Biden BORRÓ sus fotos con Dina en el APEC!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Welp, not the first homicidal regime he supports! 🫠🫠🫠
December 12, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Me acabo de dar cuenta que este RT sale vacíoooooooo.
¡¡O sea que Biden BORRÓ sus fotos con Dina en el APEC!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
¡¡O sea que Biden BORRÓ sus fotos con Dina en el APEC!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can't think about this for too long. It seems endless, might actually be endless, don't need it to *feel* endless.
One mindless day at a time.
One mindless day at a time.
December 9, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Can't think about this for too long. It seems endless, might actually be endless, don't need it to *feel* endless.
One mindless day at a time.
One mindless day at a time.
Las fiestas son una maldición.
Me encantaría poder decir que me alegra ver a mi familia metida en la casa, but I can *actually* feel my mental health sliding off my mind.
Me encantaría poder decir que me alegra ver a mi familia metida en la casa, but I can *actually* feel my mental health sliding off my mind.
a man is sitting at a table with his head in his hands and a woman is sitting next to him .
ALT: a man is sitting at a table with his head in his hands and a woman is sitting next to him .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Las fiestas son una maldición.
Me encantaría poder decir que me alegra ver a mi familia metida en la casa, but I can *actually* feel my mental health sliding off my mind.
Me encantaría poder decir que me alegra ver a mi familia metida en la casa, but I can *actually* feel my mental health sliding off my mind.
Since this platform is still largely ignored by most, aprovecharé para decir aquí que estoy un poco nervioso por lo que se viene.
I don't do too well with moving pieces.
I don't do too well with moving pieces.
Im Feeling This Like Deep Aching Sense Of Dread Dan Levy GIF
ALT: Im Feeling This Like Deep Aching Sense Of Dread Dan Levy GIF
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Since this platform is still largely ignored by most, aprovecharé para decir aquí que estoy un poco nervioso por lo que se viene.
I don't do too well with moving pieces.
I don't do too well with moving pieces.
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Daniel Penny acquitted after literally killing someone on camera for being disruptive on the train the same day a person of interest in the shooting of a shitbag healthcare exec gets grabbed pretty succinctly sums up who in this country is allowed to kill and who they’re allowed to kill.
December 9, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Daniel Penny acquitted after literally killing someone on camera for being disruptive on the train the same day a person of interest in the shooting of a shitbag healthcare exec gets grabbed pretty succinctly sums up who in this country is allowed to kill and who they’re allowed to kill.
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Reposted by Luis Cueto
Oh, dear. Someone check on Stefani.
Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus are nominated at the 2025 #GoldenGlobes
December 9, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Oh, dear. Someone check on Stefani.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS FOR FILM *AND* TV GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINEE SELENA GOMEZ LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!
December 9, 2024 at 5:06 PM
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS FOR FILM *AND* TV GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINEE SELENA GOMEZ LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!
Leyes de correspondencia.
December 7, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Leyes de correspondencia.
“Estamos VIVIENDO UNA RELACIÓN EN TIEMPO REAL”.
December 7, 2024 at 9:32 AM
“Estamos VIVIENDO UNA RELACIÓN EN TIEMPO REAL”.
La situación taxi afuera de la fiesta fue más de lo que mi cerebro al 23% quería tramitar.
December 7, 2024 at 9:16 AM
La situación taxi afuera de la fiesta fue más de lo que mi cerebro al 23% quería tramitar.
El de Dua también está lindo.
December 7, 2024 at 12:39 AM
El de Dua también está lindo.
La verdad nunca he sido muy de álbumes en vivo, but this hits SO RIGHT. Lo he escuchado todo el día. Es *hermoso*. 🥲
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December 7, 2024 at 12:37 AM
La verdad nunca he sido muy de álbumes en vivo, but this hits SO RIGHT. Lo he escuchado todo el día. Es *hermoso*. 🥲