Imagine being the person who cancels Sesame Street and just living your life after that

I only watch football to push the nfl left

It's just the military.

It's not civilians, they'd get in trouble.

It's not aliens, you wouldn't see them.

It's not other countries, they'd apparently send a weather balloon...

It's the military.
To what end? That's where the fun guesses start.

Okay I'll say something that isn't controversial and we should all be able to agree on

Matthew Lillard was the perfect Shaggy in the live action Scooby Doo movies

it’s so gross when you touch gum under a table at a restaurant but even worse when there isn’t even any flavor left

Did you hear about Scrooge? Yeah, completely different guy now. Keeps Christmas in his heart. No, he’s still a moneylender; foreclosed on that orphanage last week. Bought ‘em a turkey though

While you were sleeping, South Korean President Looney Yoon was impeached and removed from office over his botched, short-lived martial law stunt.

"unexplained flying lights in minnesota," "mysterious drones over new jersey," "pilots report ufo in oregon" it's santa dumbass

Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

Shoutout to fishing in video games

That shit rules