LttlGrmlnTrblmkr
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ASL: old enough to remember Pokémon, only if it involves RPing as our D&D characters, nesting in the back of a sock drawer.
Profesional nouns: it/any
Profesional nouns: it/any
Pinned
This time I asked if I could get out of bed. She decided I haven't earned that yet. #cat #void #pirate #pets #literalgatekeeping
March 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"GO AWAY! I IS SLEEP!!!"
#cat #cats #void #pirate #piratekitties #catsofbluesky #pouchcatato #furbaby
#cat #cats #void #pirate #piratekitties #catsofbluesky #pouchcatato #furbaby
January 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"GO AWAY! I IS SLEEP!!!"
#cat #cats #void #pirate #piratekitties #catsofbluesky #pouchcatato #furbaby
#cat #cats #void #pirate #piratekitties #catsofbluesky #pouchcatato #furbaby
This is why I keep a bear trap in my chimney. Where's your warrant, motherfucker? #Christmas #Santa #surveillancestate #asab #4thamendment #homeinvasion #selfdefense #santaisapervertforcreepingonkidswhiletheysleep
Hot take: Santa, mister “knows when you’re sleeping” and “knows when you’re awake” tracking those who have committed infractions throughout the year, normalizes the oppressive surveillance state.
December 25, 2024 at 5:40 PM
This is why I keep a bear trap in my chimney. Where's your warrant, motherfucker? #Christmas #Santa #surveillancestate #asab #4thamendment #homeinvasion #selfdefense #santaisapervertforcreepingonkidswhiletheysleep
If people ever celebrate Christmas for real (fictional holiday first depicted in Die Hard), I hope this joins the lore.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Dad’s drunk on Grey Goose, Mom spilled merlot on her blouse
The stockings were hung on the chimney like that
Except for dad’s stocking, which was nailed to the cat 🐈 🎄
1/14
Dad’s drunk on Grey Goose, Mom spilled merlot on her blouse
The stockings were hung on the chimney like that
Except for dad’s stocking, which was nailed to the cat 🐈 🎄
1/14
December 25, 2024 at 6:13 AM
If people ever celebrate Christmas for real (fictional holiday first depicted in Die Hard), I hope this joins the lore.
Someone was up late baking cookies for Santa. Now she's dreaming of making more. #cat #cats #void #pirate #piratekitties #catsofbluesky #pouchcatato #airbiscuits
December 25, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Someone was up late baking cookies for Santa. Now she's dreaming of making more. #cat #cats #void #pirate #piratekitties #catsofbluesky #pouchcatato #airbiscuits
I pray that this year, St. Nickleless will finally end the production of pennies. (St. Nickleless: the patron Saint of people who hate carrying change.) #christmas #holidays #miracle #christmasmiracle #fuckoffpennies
December 24, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I pray that this year, St. Nickleless will finally end the production of pennies. (St. Nickleless: the patron Saint of people who hate carrying change.) #christmas #holidays #miracle #christmasmiracle #fuckoffpennies
Christmas is the worst time of year. The music is all on repeat, people get me presents but don't let me open them until later, and all my D&D groups are on hiatus. Guess I'll have to make my own fun. Happiest season? More like fappiest season! #christmas #holidays #grinch #controversial
December 17, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Christmas is the worst time of year. The music is all on repeat, people get me presents but don't let me open them until later, and all my D&D groups are on hiatus. Guess I'll have to make my own fun. Happiest season? More like fappiest season! #christmas #holidays #grinch #controversial
This time I asked if I could get out of bed. She decided I haven't earned that yet. #cat #void #pirate #pets #literalgatekeeping
December 17, 2024 at 1:48 AM
This time I asked if I could get out of bed. She decided I haven't earned that yet. #cat #void #pirate #pets #literalgatekeeping
11. I know you are but what am I?
12. You'll never be my real father!
13. *nodding* Yes, it's my favorite letter too.
12. You'll never be my real father!
13. *nodding* Yes, it's my favorite letter too.
Alternative responses to "I love you"
1. Unlikely
2. Who sent you?
3. I'll call an ambulance.
4. Nice try, NSA
5. For now
6. I see the curse has found me again
7. It's probably just the shoes
8. The monks warned me about this
9. You're after my ham, aren't you?
10. Oh no
1. Unlikely
2. Who sent you?
3. I'll call an ambulance.
4. Nice try, NSA
5. For now
6. I see the curse has found me again
7. It's probably just the shoes
8. The monks warned me about this
9. You're after my ham, aren't you?
10. Oh no
December 16, 2024 at 3:11 AM
11. I know you are but what am I?
12. You'll never be my real father!
13. *nodding* Yes, it's my favorite letter too.
12. You'll never be my real father!
13. *nodding* Yes, it's my favorite letter too.
December 14, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I'm not a night owl, I'm a noctivagant! #til
Today's word is ‘noctivagant’.
It means someone who wanders in the night.
From the Latin roots:“noct-” meaning ‘night’ (as in nocturnal) and ‘vagari’ meaning “to wander” (the root of words like vagabond).
Together, it literally means ‘night wanderer’.
IPA: /nɒkˈtɪvəɡənt/
It means someone who wanders in the night.
From the Latin roots:“noct-” meaning ‘night’ (as in nocturnal) and ‘vagari’ meaning “to wander” (the root of words like vagabond).
Together, it literally means ‘night wanderer’.
IPA: /nɒkˈtɪvəɡənt/
December 14, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I'm not a night owl, I'm a noctivagant! #til
Prefect painting for any room.
December 4, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Prefect painting for any room.
Where does one find the wait-list?
a witch turned me into a rock and placed me in her garden wall. the sun bakes me as i bath in the drowsy perfumes of the plants. storms kiss my back with cool rain. lizards bask on me and press their a scaly bellies to me for warmth. for the first time in my life i have a purpose.
December 3, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Where does one find the wait-list?
Once again, I woke up with a sore shoulder because my cat prefers that I face her while she sleeps next to me. I'd hate to disturb her by turning over. #cat #pets #sleepingkitty #pouchcatato #weallknowwhosmoreimportant
December 3, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Once again, I woke up with a sore shoulder because my cat prefers that I face her while she sleeps next to me. I'd hate to disturb her by turning over. #cat #pets #sleepingkitty #pouchcatato #weallknowwhosmoreimportant
Talk about relatable.
doctor: You were practicing spin kicks in the kitchen?
me: yep
doctor: and there was a pot of boiling water on the stove?
me: right
doctor: and you did a "Chun Li-style tornado kick and didn't even knock over the water"?
me: yup
doctor: Very cool. Let's get this shampoo bottle out of your ass.
me: yep
doctor: and there was a pot of boiling water on the stove?
me: right
doctor: and you did a "Chun Li-style tornado kick and didn't even knock over the water"?
me: yup
doctor: Very cool. Let's get this shampoo bottle out of your ass.
December 2, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Talk about relatable.
Don't worry. I didn't need that hand anyway. Having two is overrated. #cat #sleepycat #pet #hostage #atleastsheshappy #shescutebutstillanasshole
November 30, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Don't worry. I didn't need that hand anyway. Having two is overrated. #cat #sleepycat #pet #hostage #atleastsheshappy #shescutebutstillanasshole
"It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend."
I miss listening to this song on repeat every friday. I need to get back in the habit.
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend."
I miss listening to this song on repeat every friday. I need to get back in the habit.
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 7:27 PM
"It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend."
I miss listening to this song on repeat every friday. I need to get back in the habit.
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend."
I miss listening to this song on repeat every friday. I need to get back in the habit.
Reposted by LttlGrmlnTrblmkr
Share if you like tacos or you’re my biological dad
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Share if you like tacos or you’re my biological dad
Toothpaste is for cowards! Real men/women/enbies use sand. *Wipes away the blood leaking from my mouth*
#medicaladvice #dentist #howdareyouaskaboutmyqualifications #controversial
#medicaladvice #dentist #howdareyouaskaboutmyqualifications #controversial
November 26, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Toothpaste is for cowards! Real men/women/enbies use sand. *Wipes away the blood leaking from my mouth*
#medicaladvice #dentist #howdareyouaskaboutmyqualifications #controversial
#medicaladvice #dentist #howdareyouaskaboutmyqualifications #controversial
I asked very politely if I could go to bed now. She didn't feel like letting me. #cat #void #pirate #pets #literalgatekeeping
November 26, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I asked very politely if I could go to bed now. She didn't feel like letting me. #cat #void #pirate #pets #literalgatekeeping
November 26, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Thanksgiving sucks! I'm expected to put pants on in my own home? If uncle Steve can make everyone uncomfortable by drunkenly yelling about politics, I should be allowed to air out like I usually do! #thanksgiving #holidays #family #politics #haggisisbetterthanturkey #controversial
November 25, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Thanksgiving sucks! I'm expected to put pants on in my own home? If uncle Steve can make everyone uncomfortable by drunkenly yelling about politics, I should be allowed to air out like I usually do! #thanksgiving #holidays #family #politics #haggisisbetterthanturkey #controversial
They say the early bird gets the worm, but what if it's too early and the worm is still asleep? Maybe night-owls aren't lazy, they just live by a different schedule. Ever think about that while banging around in the morning, Jordan? Didn't think so you piece of shit! #nightowl #stfu
November 25, 2024 at 4:09 PM
If I were an alien I wouldn't visit Earth. I'd just dump my trash here while hanging out in orbit to binge Friends. Ross is my favorite. #aliens #friends #space #earthismytrashcan #controversial
November 25, 2024 at 3:29 PM
If I were an alien I wouldn't visit Earth. I'd just dump my trash here while hanging out in orbit to binge Friends. Ross is my favorite. #aliens #friends #space #earthismytrashcan #controversial
Actually, it's only a republic if it's from the Republic region of France.
The top two things people have wanted me to know in this post’s replies are: (1) KAOS is a great show and (2) actually, the US is a republic not a democracy.
I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
November 25, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Actually, it's only a republic if it's from the Republic region of France.