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Adds 1 to any number with ease. Acknowledged prodigy (sweating); complete dope (everything else). #ToastieTwitter she/her/hers
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Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
December 16,1938
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Every sentence I read seems like the work of someone who had just used their own head as a pogo stick on the way down seven hundred stairs.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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So when the aurora borealis is faint enough, you can capture its glow with the Milky Way 😍

Berthoud Pass, CO last night
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Gaetz is looking pretty rough, hope he’s having a terrible time
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
knishes are done, twins are exhausted

as usual there is a marked difference in styles between mine (left side of tray) and @myeviltwin.bsky.social’s (right), which some have described as “babby’s first empanada,” “ravioli?” and “probably going to taste the same anyway”
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hillbilly Elegy . . . American Canto . . . what’s next? Dipshit Diamante. Xennial Passacaglia.
I don’t think any of us are fully prepared for the level of self-pity and absolution that’s going to be in Olivia Nuzzi’s (hilariously titled) “American Canto”
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 11,1947
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
actual biking forum convo
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Today.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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It's time to Give Liz Warren A Sword.
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 09,1944
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 09,1946
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Is that what Mar-a-Lago looks like on the inside? Good grief.
A $64,000 Thailand beach vacation package being auctioned off at Mar-a-Lago as Americans continue to struggle with high grocery prices
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I was just in Austria and Germany for the first time in my life, and the names that sound Jewish that aren’t . . . phew. Did you know Adler just means eagle?
a fairly eye-opening thing about living in germany was learning how many names that americans think of as stereotypical askenazi jewish names are actually just german names. i new an american jewish woman their named "rosenblum" and germans were constantly surprised to learn she was jewish
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
and I thought I was naughty serving up “spit pea” soup the other night
she ALWAYS poisons us. every time we say “what are you making” she says “poison”
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
CLE presenter stop saying “by the way” and “okay” multiple times per sentence for an entire hour challenge

difficulty level impossible
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
seRioUsLy?
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
DC juries are like 50% lawyer by volume and they absolutely know about nullification
straight-up jury nullification. this guy did it, confessed to it, and the jury instructions explicitly said that if he did it intentionally, it was assault.
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Raise your hand if you ever got in trouble at work/were explicitly tone-policed for directly articulating a problem with someone else’s work/behavior. ✋🏻

Raise your other hand if it was a man who told on you or required you to change your tone. 🤚🏻
I'm not linking to that NYT piece today, but of all the horrible parts of it, this was the worst. This was an explanation of "female vices" in the workplace and LET ME JUST TELL YOU...
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
my mom was worried the gelato place was going to be out of the good flavors by the time we got there, and I was like yeah, they’re going to say sorry, only peepee gelato and poopoo gelato left, and she laughed like I had told the funniest joke of all time
Idk I have some octogenarian friends and they havent aged out at ALL
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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I just got back from a walk. While I was walking through the park, a little white boy and his father flagged me down from the very other end of the park. Now to be fair, I have on my hat on, so I’m easy to spot lol. The little boy drew me this. A month ago. He has been waiting to see me again.
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM