Midnight Cookie
@lovehonorcookie.bsky.social
Twitter ex-pat. Kaylor believer. Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham are Alive and Well and Living in Paris. Rapidly approaching middle age.
Guys I don’t think Taylor’s latest is a heartbreaking work of staggering genius but I would also be lying if I said I was not now curious about how Travis Kelce fucks
October 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Guys I don’t think Taylor’s latest is a heartbreaking work of staggering genius but I would also be lying if I said I was not now curious about how Travis Kelce fucks
If the Rapture happens the tragedy of it is that we're still gonna be stuck with a whole lot of conservative 'Christians'.
September 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If the Rapture happens the tragedy of it is that we're still gonna be stuck with a whole lot of conservative 'Christians'.
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Republicans keep proving that free speech isn’t free for everyone. That’s why I introduced the Free Speech Act of 2025 — to stop the FCC from being used as a political weapon and to protect the First Amendment.
September 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Republicans keep proving that free speech isn’t free for everyone. That’s why I introduced the Free Speech Act of 2025 — to stop the FCC from being used as a political weapon and to protect the First Amendment.
I do not understand why coffee shops are sleeping on the idea of a pomegranate latte for fall, you can call it a Persephone Latte you are welcome
August 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I do not understand why coffee shops are sleeping on the idea of a pomegranate latte for fall, you can call it a Persephone Latte you are welcome
Addison Rae is both Daddy and Baby iykyk
July 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Addison Rae is both Daddy and Baby iykyk
I hate this be this person but it does not feel coincidental that TradWife content and SkinnyTok are rising at the same time like it seems like a great way to subjugate a large group of people is to make them financially insecure and hungry
July 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I hate this be this person but it does not feel coincidental that TradWife content and SkinnyTok are rising at the same time like it seems like a great way to subjugate a large group of people is to make them financially insecure and hungry
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You know what works better than thoughts and prayers? A functioning government.
July 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You know what works better than thoughts and prayers? A functioning government.
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Zohran Mamdani is saying things like “poverty is a policy choice and politicians have a duty to their constituents to make their lives affordable” and it is making a lot of politicians very very scared that they may actually have to start doing some actual service in their public service jobs.
June 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Zohran Mamdani is saying things like “poverty is a policy choice and politicians have a duty to their constituents to make their lives affordable” and it is making a lot of politicians very very scared that they may actually have to start doing some actual service in their public service jobs.
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Here is yet another reminder that the Constitution is not optional…
Congress must authorize military force before any president—including Trump—launches a strike.
Congress must authorize military force before any president—including Trump—launches a strike.
June 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Here is yet another reminder that the Constitution is not optional…
Congress must authorize military force before any president—including Trump—launches a strike.
Congress must authorize military force before any president—including Trump—launches a strike.
Sometimes I put on a Ryan Murphy show and I think, “Man Ryan Murphy wants to be Bryan Fuller.”
June 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Sometimes I put on a Ryan Murphy show and I think, “Man Ryan Murphy wants to be Bryan Fuller.”
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Mahmoud Khalil is free.
June 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Mahmoud Khalil is free.
If we ever get back to a sane political state in America in my lifetime I am never going to forget how dumb these fuckers were like never never never
June 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If we ever get back to a sane political state in America in my lifetime I am never going to forget how dumb these fuckers were like never never never
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We should keep our foot on Gavin’s neck about all his bad governing but I will also enjoy him talking to republicans the way all democrat politicians should
June 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We should keep our foot on Gavin’s neck about all his bad governing but I will also enjoy him talking to republicans the way all democrat politicians should
Sincerely, elected Dems: stop with the manipulative fundraising emails and texts. Those tricks only work on people who are 1) unfamiliar with them or 2) not very bright and your base KNOWS this now. You look smug and predatory and that is why no one likes you, start being humans and defend us
June 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Sincerely, elected Dems: stop with the manipulative fundraising emails and texts. Those tricks only work on people who are 1) unfamiliar with them or 2) not very bright and your base KNOWS this now. You look smug and predatory and that is why no one likes you, start being humans and defend us
I need every single elected Democrat to STOP SENDING FUNDRAISING TEXTS and to start being mean to the current admin on whatever platform they can all the time: stop taking the high road and start getting your hands dirty ppl
June 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I need every single elected Democrat to STOP SENDING FUNDRAISING TEXTS and to start being mean to the current admin on whatever platform they can all the time: stop taking the high road and start getting your hands dirty ppl
I say this in a positive way: Gavin Newsom is the People’s Sociopath, and he might be our best bet right now
June 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I say this in a positive way: Gavin Newsom is the People’s Sociopath, and he might be our best bet right now
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"Do not let this distract you!"
LET THIS DISTRACT YOU
LET THIS TAKE YOUR MIND FOR A MOMENT FROM THE HORRORS WE'RE ALL MARINATING IN
LET A BRIEF TASTE OF SCHADENFREUDE KEEP YOU AFLOAT
TAKE A FUCKING MOMENT TO ENJOY THE FUCKING MOMENT AND DAMN THE SOAPBOX SCOLDS
LET THIS DISTRACT YOU
LET THIS TAKE YOUR MIND FOR A MOMENT FROM THE HORRORS WE'RE ALL MARINATING IN
LET A BRIEF TASTE OF SCHADENFREUDE KEEP YOU AFLOAT
TAKE A FUCKING MOMENT TO ENJOY THE FUCKING MOMENT AND DAMN THE SOAPBOX SCOLDS
June 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"Do not let this distract you!"
LET THIS DISTRACT YOU
LET THIS TAKE YOUR MIND FOR A MOMENT FROM THE HORRORS WE'RE ALL MARINATING IN
LET A BRIEF TASTE OF SCHADENFREUDE KEEP YOU AFLOAT
TAKE A FUCKING MOMENT TO ENJOY THE FUCKING MOMENT AND DAMN THE SOAPBOX SCOLDS
LET THIS DISTRACT YOU
LET THIS TAKE YOUR MIND FOR A MOMENT FROM THE HORRORS WE'RE ALL MARINATING IN
LET A BRIEF TASTE OF SCHADENFREUDE KEEP YOU AFLOAT
TAKE A FUCKING MOMENT TO ENJOY THE FUCKING MOMENT AND DAMN THE SOAPBOX SCOLDS
Y’all I am rewatching Titanic and if I were Rose I would have 100% gotten in a boat and instead of never letting go I would have never looked back.
June 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Y’all I am rewatching Titanic and if I were Rose I would have 100% gotten in a boat and instead of never letting go I would have never looked back.
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4 years ago, Maudlin House published a flash fic I wrote about billionaires going into space and their sycophant celebrity followers, and at the time, it didn't seem so, uh, real, but... it continues to be the most prophetic thing I've ever written lol.
maudlinhouse.net/in-spacex-no...
maudlinhouse.net/in-spacex-no...
In SpaceX, No One Can Hear You Tweet
The famous actor is standing next to the phallic object. The object was designed by the billionaire idiot to carry people to Mars on a jetstream of cryptocurrency and corpses. The corpses are from peo...
maudlinhouse.net
June 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
4 years ago, Maudlin House published a flash fic I wrote about billionaires going into space and their sycophant celebrity followers, and at the time, it didn't seem so, uh, real, but... it continues to be the most prophetic thing I've ever written lol.
maudlinhouse.net/in-spacex-no...
maudlinhouse.net/in-spacex-no...
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this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
Me, when a customer who is having tech problems describes themselves as 'pretty tech savvy!':
June 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me, when a customer who is having tech problems describes themselves as 'pretty tech savvy!':
Things gotta be real fucked up when I’m rooting for an Ivy League university to win against the President of the United States
May 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Things gotta be real fucked up when I’m rooting for an Ivy League university to win against the President of the United States
My mother is complaining that she is bored and I really can’t relate I am not retired and will probably never get to retire like I’m not bored I am busy fulfilling my role in the capitalist regime
May 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My mother is complaining that she is bored and I really can’t relate I am not retired and will probably never get to retire like I’m not bored I am busy fulfilling my role in the capitalist regime
The fact that @nbcfound.bsky.social has been cancelled is heartbreaking to me I was really living for these unhinged vigilantes they were the highlight of my week, next to kickball where I am the worst player in the league
May 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The fact that @nbcfound.bsky.social has been cancelled is heartbreaking to me I was really living for these unhinged vigilantes they were the highlight of my week, next to kickball where I am the worst player in the league
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Tomorrow is Rümeysa Öztürk’s habeas corpus hearing in federal court in Vermont. At the same time, nearly 1,000 other women she was detained with in Louisiana remain in intolerable conditions. ICE has yet to answer my inquiries. I'll keep pushing.
May 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Tomorrow is Rümeysa Öztürk’s habeas corpus hearing in federal court in Vermont. At the same time, nearly 1,000 other women she was detained with in Louisiana remain in intolerable conditions. ICE has yet to answer my inquiries. I'll keep pushing.