Me, when a customer who is having tech problems describes themselves as 'pretty tech savvy!':

One of the feral cats has decided to guard my door for me

ok hear me out. a lord of the rings remake, but with these two taking the one ring to mordor

These are the ramblings of a mad man lost to the grip of his own vices

CW: pet death

Terrible pre-Christmas Monday- our sweet Chloe passed away. She was a good girl and we’re gonna miss her

My mother really does not understand my deep and abiding love for this set of drawers but honestly I'm about to drop my Christmas bonus on them: