The Jizzler
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Reacting like this when someone says my bussy is stinky
Just got told my cranberry sauce was “too zesty.” What’s next, my cakes are too moist? My lemonade is too refreshing? My steak is too tender?
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Reacting like this when someone says my bussy is stinky
The pics of pizza on this site are genuinely more offensive than the random gay furry niche fetish porn you get from time to time
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The pics of pizza on this site are genuinely more offensive than the random gay furry niche fetish porn you get from time to time
This is about to get interested 😎
They didnt have collards so I’m making kale in the same way. This about to get interested
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This is about to get interested 😎
Mr. Get off
I get off
To GUYS FEET!
I get off
To GUYS FEET!
a man in a blue sweatshirt and hat is dancing with his arms up
ALT: a man in a blue sweatshirt and hat is dancing with his arms up
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Mr. Get off
I get off
To GUYS FEET!
I get off
To GUYS FEET!
Sometimes i try to 1up the stupidity of the OP in my reply in the hopes they see how dumb they sound
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Sometimes i try to 1up the stupidity of the OP in my reply in the hopes they see how dumb they sound
Beef Wellington, Doordashed & paid thru Klarna
The “what should poor people be allowed to eat” debate is infuriating.
The answer is simple.
They should be allowed to eat anything.
It’s no one’s business.
Ideally we would agree that food is a basic human right & it would be plentiful for all.
Until then, stop judging. Fed is best.
The answer is simple.
They should be allowed to eat anything.
It’s no one’s business.
Ideally we would agree that food is a basic human right & it would be plentiful for all.
Until then, stop judging. Fed is best.
November 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Beef Wellington, Doordashed & paid thru Klarna
We got a chiraqologist
Seems increasingly clear that the most dangerous criminals in Chicago are ICE agents. When are we deporting them?
NEWS: Federal agents crashed with woman’s car, pointed guns at her, dragged her out by legs, tossed her in a minivan, held her and (eventually) let her go without charges. This as Chicagoans say the immigration blitz is out of control. (DHS blames her.)
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/c...
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
We got a chiraqologist
Its always the dumbest takes with the replies off
October 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Its always the dumbest takes with the replies off
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I don't know but I've been told
Diogenes is mighty old
Diogenes is mighty old
October 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I don't know but I've been told
Diogenes is mighty old
Diogenes is mighty old
Haha we all taste the same!
October 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Haha we all taste the same!
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I just heard Matt Groening saying that “every step forward in technology is a step backwards in quality” and now can’t take that off my mind.
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I just heard Matt Groening saying that “every step forward in technology is a step backwards in quality” and now can’t take that off my mind.
Pains me to do this as they were once one of my favorite artists, but tbh she hasnt made a comic that made me laugh in over a year
October 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Pains me to do this as they were once one of my favorite artists, but tbh she hasnt made a comic that made me laugh in over a year
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🎶
Disks
Floppy disks
Reaching out
Touching drives, touching DOS
Disks
Floppy disks
Reaching out
Touching drives, touching DOS
October 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
🎶
Disks
Floppy disks
Reaching out
Touching drives, touching DOS
Disks
Floppy disks
Reaching out
Touching drives, touching DOS
Clanker and the N word both end in R so sorry nazi but your tricks wont work on me!
October 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Clanker and the N word both end in R so sorry nazi but your tricks wont work on me!
Blocking anyone who shows up in my discover feed with the replies off
October 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Blocking anyone who shows up in my discover feed with the replies off
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They're dehumanizing robots, they're dehumanizing robots and you're LAUGHING 😡
October 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They're dehumanizing robots, they're dehumanizing robots and you're LAUGHING 😡
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i pewed a man in reno just to watch him unalive 😵
September 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
i pewed a man in reno just to watch him unalive 😵
My homely dick
Is spilling pee
Is spilling pee
a woman with pigtails is screaming and saying `` my loneliness is killing me ''
ALT: a woman with pigtails is screaming and saying `` my loneliness is killing me ''
media.tenor.com
September 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My homely dick
Is spilling pee
Is spilling pee
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This is chemicals to Major Frog
We’ve really made you gay
We’ve really made you gay
September 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This is chemicals to Major Frog
We’ve really made you gay
We’ve really made you gay
Never once
do you ever go like:
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢life🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
but then:
💕💘💞💖💗💘💘💖💓💞💕💗💓💖💞💖💗💕💗💗💘💖💞💖💓💕💘💗💕💖💗💗💕💘new taylor swift music in just 12 days💞💓💕💗💖💞💖💖💕💓💖💖💘💕💞💗💕💞💗💗💞💕💞
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢life🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
but then:
💕💘💞💖💗💘💘💖💓💞💕💗💓💖💞💖💗💕💗💗💘💖💞💖💓💕💘💗💕💖💗💗💕💘new taylor swift music in just 12 days💞💓💕💗💖💞💖💖💕💓💖💖💘💕💞💗💕💞💗💗💞💕💞
September 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Never once
My favorite song is Ram Ranch
you can learn so much about someone from their music taste
September 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My favorite song is Ram Ranch
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September 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
God damn most competitive gamers are ugly looking lol
September 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
God damn most competitive gamers are ugly looking lol