Louis Bien
louisbien.bsky.social
Louis Bien
@louisbien.bsky.social
I'm here now. Trek content creator and freelance editor for hire | louis dot bien at gmail
thank you MSU for hiring Pat Fitzgerald in 2025 so that Chris McIntosh can't do it in 2026
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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i am done waiting for the official announcement. I wrote up all the reasons the Lane Kiffin saga felt like college football at its worst sports.beehiiv.com/p/lane-kiffi...
I hated the Lane Kiffin saga
Lane Kiffin distracted from a tremendous weekend of ball ... SPEAKING OF WHICH: The ACC-pocalypse is nigh! Ivy League football struck back! And more from the best 48 hours of the year.
sports.beehiiv.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Art
it is ruled a TD
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Wisconsin just handed Minnesota the only three points anyone is scoring in this game. Blech.
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Michigan is 9-3 with a loss to Ohio State and a loss in A Game They Didn't Have To Play. That means we have to pretend they should be in the playoff
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Fox are cowards for not going all the way with that Curt Cignetti/Ryan Day Wrecking Ball reference.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Correct call in spirit and maybe technically too. But not in terms of what might have actually killed me with cackling.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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I've shared some real talk on what it's been like since leaving Substack and how you can help. This newsletter is not AI slop and it is written by a human (me!), and I pay other people to help me create the product you receive in your inbox on a regular basis. But I can't do it without you!
it's time for some real talk
and my annual sagittarius season sale!
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November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs

here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Hang Me Out To Dry” was a helluva a quick draw by the production crew going into commercial
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I never cared about the vest … but Fickell would be derelict in his duties if he ever wore it again.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Thanks for that #UCLA. That’s the dumbest fake I’ve ever seen

@brianmfloyd.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Wisconsin with a second win against a ranked opponent in a season? In this economy?!?
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
BADGERS LFG BACK TO MEAT BALL
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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anyway if you want to support an independent trans journalist (struggling since leaving substack & losing a ton of subscribers), I’d love if you considered a paid subscription to my newsletter:
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Imagine when the Trump kids see this
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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This is a real image of a real thing that exists in the universe! And because a bunch of humans decided to get together and build a space telescope, we get to see it! 🤯
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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You should never feel imposter syndrome about being a writer ever again
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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low key bummed that lizza and nuzzi will never come together to write what could be the worst book of all time
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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2005 me: I love literary journalism, I love writers who bare their souls

2025 me: Stop stop oh my god please stop
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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The last onside kick by a team featuring Kirby Smart was Alabama against Clemson in the 2015 title game. Coincidentally this was the kick that established @rodger.bsky.social as the best in the business for weird special teams shenanigan reporting www.sbnation.com/college-foot...
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Watching Texas early in the season: Arch sucks

Watching Texas tonight: Everyone but Arch sucks
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Dr. Pepper is now running commercials showing how the winners of the championship week Tuition Toss are thriving in life because of their winnings. i am producing a follow-up where the losers are like "yeah I lost by 2 points in the 2011 Pac-12 Tuition Toss and i'm still paying off my student loans"
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hell yeah
2 HOURS, 47 MINUTES for Wisconsin-Indiana. Surest bet on the planet is that the BTN game is gonna be over before the rest of the noon window. Midwestern efficiency.
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM