Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴
@lord-melbury.bsky.social
I share Donny Trump's, or as i like to call him #TacoBellend, business acumen and honesty. Prospective Reform candidate for Crackpot and Nether Wallop please contribute to my campaign funds. Can also arrange for your antiques and silver to be valued
Pinned
Michele Bachmann says Christians should be thrilled about the Israel/Iran war: "We are living in the times that the Bible said that the prophets longed to see. The prophets of the Bible wanted to be alive now!"
Just shove these deficient maniacs in a volcano. They'll assume god is coming to take them to heaven
God wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire*
* Which they would be
God wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire*
* Which they would be
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Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.”
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.”
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
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That's how the corrupt Tories do business, while people died. That's the same Dido Harding who oversaw the hack of millions of customers records from TalkTalk and hadn't got a clue if they were encrypted or not🤦♂️ So why not give her 37bn to play with. It is truly sickening how corrupt they are.
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
That's how the corrupt Tories do business, while people died. That's the same Dido Harding who oversaw the hack of millions of customers records from TalkTalk and hadn't got a clue if they were encrypted or not🤦♂️ So why not give her 37bn to play with. It is truly sickening how corrupt they are.
I was looking for a job
And then I found a job
And then I found a job
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I was looking for a job
And then I found a job
And then I found a job
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Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
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The stupidity of Farage’s latest ‘plan’ is staggering.
Claiming they’d save British taxpayers money by ripping up international commitments and starting a trade war with Europe is the puerile foot-stamp of a party that uses prejudice as policy. Ruinous nonsense.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Claiming they’d save British taxpayers money by ripping up international commitments and starting a trade war with Europe is the puerile foot-stamp of a party that uses prejudice as policy. Ruinous nonsense.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reform would ‘cut benefits for EU nationals and hike NHS immigration surcharge’
Party claims its policies would eliminate ‘black hole’ Rachel Reeves faces in the budget – but Labour says the ‘fantasy numbers don’t add up’
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The stupidity of Farage’s latest ‘plan’ is staggering.
Claiming they’d save British taxpayers money by ripping up international commitments and starting a trade war with Europe is the puerile foot-stamp of a party that uses prejudice as policy. Ruinous nonsense.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Claiming they’d save British taxpayers money by ripping up international commitments and starting a trade war with Europe is the puerile foot-stamp of a party that uses prejudice as policy. Ruinous nonsense.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Why are 'nited playing in the League Cup tomorrow?
August 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Why are 'nited playing in the League Cup tomorrow?
This is bollocks.
Obviously it's drag Queens
Obviously it's drag Queens
RFK Jr claims that windmills are "wiping out the whale population" in the Atlantic
August 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is bollocks.
Obviously it's drag Queens
Obviously it's drag Queens
I always read Bilge
Her original rap name was Mary O. Blige but she changed it to J because people were taking advantage of her generosity.
August 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I always read Bilge
I bet they hate moorland being solely devoted to grouse shooting than biodiversity
No?
No?
Reform: We need to ban wind turbines because they might possibly kill rare birds and ruin the landscape.
Also Reform:
Also Reform:
Given Reform are so 'nimby' about solar and wind turbines it's hard to see how #fracking could succeed in the UK, given how it trashes the landscape. The Tory Gov researched and dropped it. Even Cuadrilla's boss agrees: www.theguardian.com/environment/...
The pic is of fracking in the US.
The pic is of fracking in the US.
August 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I bet they hate moorland being solely devoted to grouse shooting than biodiversity
No?
No?
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I don’t know if this qualifies as spilling the 🫖
But release the damn Epstein files already.
But release the damn Epstein files already.
August 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I don’t know if this qualifies as spilling the 🫖
But release the damn Epstein files already.
But release the damn Epstein files already.
A euphemism for the age
August 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
A euphemism for the age
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I've just watched Dan Wootton's interview with Lucy Connolly and both of them kept making the apparently killer point that there were no riots happening when she sent her tweet... and er.. isn't that kind of the point?
I mean she literally admitted to inciting racial hatred.
I mean she literally admitted to inciting racial hatred.
August 26, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I've just watched Dan Wootton's interview with Lucy Connolly and both of them kept making the apparently killer point that there were no riots happening when she sent her tweet... and er.. isn't that kind of the point?
I mean she literally admitted to inciting racial hatred.
I mean she literally admitted to inciting racial hatred.
20 years in the making
Poverty and inequality ARE the real big story
Poverty and inequality ARE the real big story
August 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
20 years in the making
Poverty and inequality ARE the real big story
Poverty and inequality ARE the real big story
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The two deadliest wars in history claimed about 70 journalists between them.
The ongoing war in Gaza has killed 192 Palestinian journalists in less than two years.
History will remember this not as a conflict, but as the mass execution of witnesses.
The ongoing war in Gaza has killed 192 Palestinian journalists in less than two years.
History will remember this not as a conflict, but as the mass execution of witnesses.
August 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The two deadliest wars in history claimed about 70 journalists between them.
The ongoing war in Gaza has killed 192 Palestinian journalists in less than two years.
History will remember this not as a conflict, but as the mass execution of witnesses.
The ongoing war in Gaza has killed 192 Palestinian journalists in less than two years.
History will remember this not as a conflict, but as the mass execution of witnesses.
The dog is playing. That cat desires world dominance
August 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The dog is playing. That cat desires world dominance
August 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Offensive prick
"I don't want to be defense only. We want offense too" -- Trump says he wants to change the name of the Department of Defense back to the Department of War
August 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Offensive prick
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And Tice lives in Dubai to avoid paying tax in the UK 🙄
August 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
And Tice lives in Dubai to avoid paying tax in the UK 🙄
Fracking is unpopular but Reform are
Make it make sense
Make it make sense
August 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Fracking is unpopular but Reform are
Make it make sense
Make it make sense
Hostage on Netflix is a repository
of farce, absurdity and nonsense. I hate it in every way, from camera angles to added noises to inform us a photo is being taken. The French want troops stationed in the UK to guard UK borders. Make it make sense. You can't.
Avoid or take a lobotomy beforehand.
of farce, absurdity and nonsense. I hate it in every way, from camera angles to added noises to inform us a photo is being taken. The French want troops stationed in the UK to guard UK borders. Make it make sense. You can't.
Avoid or take a lobotomy beforehand.
August 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hostage on Netflix is a repository
of farce, absurdity and nonsense. I hate it in every way, from camera angles to added noises to inform us a photo is being taken. The French want troops stationed in the UK to guard UK borders. Make it make sense. You can't.
Avoid or take a lobotomy beforehand.
of farce, absurdity and nonsense. I hate it in every way, from camera angles to added noises to inform us a photo is being taken. The French want troops stationed in the UK to guard UK borders. Make it make sense. You can't.
Avoid or take a lobotomy beforehand.
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Murdoch is trying to undermine the rule of law in the UK and to legitimise the incitement of violence.
Murdoch is an enemy of democracy who has done more damage to the UK than any foreign enemy.
Murdoch is an enemy of democracy who has done more damage to the UK than any foreign enemy.
August 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Murdoch is trying to undermine the rule of law in the UK and to legitimise the incitement of violence.
Murdoch is an enemy of democracy who has done more damage to the UK than any foreign enemy.
Murdoch is an enemy of democracy who has done more damage to the UK than any foreign enemy.
Or Miguel Himenez who says all inclusive resorts in the Canaries should be torched, including the children's clubs
Enter a parallel universe where Lucy Connolly is a Bradford-based Muslim man called Usman Farooq who has tweeted that people should "set fire to all the f*cking churches full of the bastards", and the Telegraph would call him a terrorist who should be locked up immediately.
"I was Keir Starmer's political prisoner?"
"Really? And what politics got you imprisoned?"
"I publicly advocated for vulnerable people to be burned alive"
"Really? And what politics got you imprisoned?"
"I publicly advocated for vulnerable people to be burned alive"
August 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Or Miguel Himenez who says all inclusive resorts in the Canaries should be torched, including the children's clubs
They talk about destroying British culture but have no culture. Just a leaden, hive-mind, slavish obedience to Ingalund
Nationalism is by default unimaginative and paradoxically every example of it is broadly similar to other examples everywhere else in the world.
It's always about flags and chants and xenophobic exceptionalism. The mantra of people who don't have the imagination to actually love where they live.
It's always about flags and chants and xenophobic exceptionalism. The mantra of people who don't have the imagination to actually love where they live.
August 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
They talk about destroying British culture but have no culture. Just a leaden, hive-mind, slavish obedience to Ingalund
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Nationalism is by default unimaginative and paradoxically every example of it is broadly similar to other examples everywhere else in the world.
It's always about flags and chants and xenophobic exceptionalism. The mantra of people who don't have the imagination to actually love where they live.
It's always about flags and chants and xenophobic exceptionalism. The mantra of people who don't have the imagination to actually love where they live.
August 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Nationalism is by default unimaginative and paradoxically every example of it is broadly similar to other examples everywhere else in the world.
It's always about flags and chants and xenophobic exceptionalism. The mantra of people who don't have the imagination to actually love where they live.
It's always about flags and chants and xenophobic exceptionalism. The mantra of people who don't have the imagination to actually love where they live.