Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴
@lord-melbury.bsky.social
I share Donny Trump's, or as i like to call him #TacoBellend, business acumen and honesty. Prospective Reform candidate for Crackpot and Nether Wallop please contribute to my campaign funds. Can also arrange for your antiques and silver to be valued
August 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Shut up!
This scans beautifully.
Doors plural and door singular is a masterstroke
This scans beautifully.
Doors plural and door singular is a masterstroke
August 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Shut up!
This scans beautifully.
Doors plural and door singular is a masterstroke
This scans beautifully.
Doors plural and door singular is a masterstroke
MAGA 2028 campaign rally just dropped
July 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
MAGA 2028 campaign rally just dropped
Cum face or ket?
July 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Cum face or ket?
Not gay. Not straight. A new sexual identity emerges.
July 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Not gay. Not straight. A new sexual identity emerges.
That appears to be debatable but i lack facts to debate it
July 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
That appears to be debatable but i lack facts to debate it
In an out of the way street in largely unremarkable Reddish, Stockport, lies this Alfred Waterhouse designed church. Always love seeing it
July 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
In an out of the way street in largely unremarkable Reddish, Stockport, lies this Alfred Waterhouse designed church. Always love seeing it
If she does too much sunbathing she might fail the skin test
July 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If she does too much sunbathing she might fail the skin test
Robinson Dizzy Blonde in bottles!
Buy 1 2nd half price at the Coop (probably larger stores in the northwest only)
Buy 1 2nd half price at the Coop (probably larger stores in the northwest only)
July 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Robinson Dizzy Blonde in bottles!
Buy 1 2nd half price at the Coop (probably larger stores in the northwest only)
Buy 1 2nd half price at the Coop (probably larger stores in the northwest only)
New Masterchef presenter, Maggie Blackamoor, is a bold choice
July 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
New Masterchef presenter, Maggie Blackamoor, is a bold choice
His mother should slap him harder
July 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
His mother should slap him harder
Man cave sneak peaks by night
July 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Man cave sneak peaks by night
One of these?
July 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
One of these?
more sneak peaks from my absurd man cave.
Bonus points for spotting my nautilus
Bonus points for spotting my nautilus
July 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
more sneak peaks from my absurd man cave.
Bonus points for spotting my nautilus
Bonus points for spotting my nautilus
Retired to the man cave to listen to the cricket. Put the lecky on for the radio. It's taken 40 minutes but noticed the radiator went on full with the power 🥵
Here is a sneak peek of said man cave
Here is a sneak peek of said man cave
July 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Retired to the man cave to listen to the cricket. Put the lecky on for the radio. It's taken 40 minutes but noticed the radiator went on full with the power 🥵
Here is a sneak peek of said man cave
Here is a sneak peek of said man cave
Crown and Kettle Manchester.
Some of the ceiling has ornate painting. I'm sceptical that the panelling in the snug is from a R101
Some of the ceiling has ornate painting. I'm sceptical that the panelling in the snug is from a R101
July 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Crown and Kettle Manchester.
Some of the ceiling has ornate painting. I'm sceptical that the panelling in the snug is from a R101
Some of the ceiling has ornate painting. I'm sceptical that the panelling in the snug is from a R101
I see your 500ml and raise you 2 litres.
I passed on the 4 litre option because I'm a lightweight
I passed on the 4 litre option because I'm a lightweight
July 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I see your 500ml and raise you 2 litres.
I passed on the 4 litre option because I'm a lightweight
I passed on the 4 litre option because I'm a lightweight
To Stockport where the current temperature is a comfortable 15C, tea tastes right and you can flush toilet paper (don't ask)
Might go to Redrock cinema later (pictured)
Might go to Redrock cinema later (pictured)
July 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
To Stockport where the current temperature is a comfortable 15C, tea tastes right and you can flush toilet paper (don't ask)
Might go to Redrock cinema later (pictured)
Might go to Redrock cinema later (pictured)
Postcard from Greece
My holiday let has a two ring hob. That's it. No toaster no microwave just 2 rings.
So far I have cooked
Kebabs
A souffle
Shakshuka
Stapatsada
2 pasta dishes
Toast
How do you make toast without a grill or toaster?
In a frying pan
My holiday let has a two ring hob. That's it. No toaster no microwave just 2 rings.
So far I have cooked
Kebabs
A souffle
Shakshuka
Stapatsada
2 pasta dishes
Toast
How do you make toast without a grill or toaster?
In a frying pan
July 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Postcard from Greece
My holiday let has a two ring hob. That's it. No toaster no microwave just 2 rings.
So far I have cooked
Kebabs
A souffle
Shakshuka
Stapatsada
2 pasta dishes
Toast
How do you make toast without a grill or toaster?
In a frying pan
My holiday let has a two ring hob. That's it. No toaster no microwave just 2 rings.
So far I have cooked
Kebabs
A souffle
Shakshuka
Stapatsada
2 pasta dishes
Toast
How do you make toast without a grill or toaster?
In a frying pan