Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴
@lord-melbury.bsky.social
I share Donny Trump's, or as i like to call him #TacoBellend, business acumen and honesty. Prospective Reform candidate for Crackpot and Nether Wallop please contribute to my campaign funds. Can also arrange for your antiques and silver to be valued
They're trying to tell him, he's crepe
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
They're trying to tell him, he's crepe
No way could I keep up
September 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
No way could I keep up
Does that sound pervy?
Soz
Soz
September 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Does that sound pervy?
Soz
Soz
Rayner would be a fab night out
September 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Rayner would be a fab night out
Can you desecrate the best 1970's music?
September 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Can you desecrate the best 1970's music?
I am the last of the international embarassments
September 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I am the last of the international embarassments
It used to be Angel but I'm banned from going there and for that reason
August 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It used to be Angel but I'm banned from going there and for that reason
And got pushed off nonchalantly by dog
August 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And got pushed off nonchalantly by dog
Er the kitten ran off knowing it was defeated. The dog didn't even know it was for real
August 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Er the kitten ran off knowing it was defeated. The dog didn't even know it was for real