Tin
@lopsidedwheel.bsky.social
Not internationally known but known to rock the microphone.
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Tin
@lopsidedwheel.bsky.social
· Jul 24
Decided to use my old MySpace bio for my bluesky profile as a tribute to all my departed social media accounts.
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kitchens on fire off the oil in the ovens. I watched tokens glitter in the dark near the skeeball grate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pizzas in rain. Time to die.
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kitchens on fire off the oil in the ovens. I watched tokens glitter in the dark near the skeeball grate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pizzas in rain. Time to die.
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Happy Bird Seed Day to those who celebrate...
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Happy Bird Seed Day to those who celebrate...
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Friendly reminder that there’s no such thing as “sex with underage girls”! We have a word for that! That word is “rape.”
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Friendly reminder that there’s no such thing as “sex with underage girls”! We have a word for that! That word is “rape.”
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the first muslim woman being elected to statewide office (in any state!) the day dick cheney died is beautiful
BREAKING:
NBC News projects: Ghazala Hashmi (D) wins Virginia Lieutenant Governor. Democrat Gain.
NBC News projects: Ghazala Hashmi (D) wins Virginia Lieutenant Governor. Democrat Gain.
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
the first muslim woman being elected to statewide office (in any state!) the day dick cheney died is beautiful
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Schumer always votes using a simple rhyme:
Vote for blue, no matter who
Unless that blue's too left for you
Then you can vote for an independent
Just so long as he's a sex offendant
Vote for blue, no matter who
Unless that blue's too left for you
Then you can vote for an independent
Just so long as he's a sex offendant
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Schumer always votes using a simple rhyme:
Vote for blue, no matter who
Unless that blue's too left for you
Then you can vote for an independent
Just so long as he's a sex offendant
Vote for blue, no matter who
Unless that blue's too left for you
Then you can vote for an independent
Just so long as he's a sex offendant
The last thing I remember about my dream before I woke up is a guy pleading with me to protect Elliott Gould at all costs. So if you happen to see Elliott Gould today, please let him know he might in danger. Or maybe we alert Super Grover.
October 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The last thing I remember about my dream before I woke up is a guy pleading with me to protect Elliott Gould at all costs. So if you happen to see Elliott Gould today, please let him know he might in danger. Or maybe we alert Super Grover.
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
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Best reason in the history of journalism for a source to go anonymous
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/n...
October 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Best reason in the history of journalism for a source to go anonymous
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/n...
Got my COVID booster (thanks Governor Healey!) But I had to get the Pfizer vax after my insurance denied the new Moderna one. Pharmacist said most insurance companies don’t have the new Moderna vax in their systems yet. #covid
September 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Got my COVID booster (thanks Governor Healey!) But I had to get the Pfizer vax after my insurance denied the new Moderna one. Pharmacist said most insurance companies don’t have the new Moderna vax in their systems yet. #covid
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Wait, Rudy Giuliani has a spine? 🤔
August 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Wait, Rudy Giuliani has a spine? 🤔
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"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
August 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
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"Complicated legacy" is almost always code for "I liked him and I don't want to talk about the bad stuff."
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"Complicated legacy" is almost always code for "I liked him and I don't want to talk about the bad stuff."
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Study. Marry. Kill. Grant did all three in a few months.
His doctors packed his throat with cocaine-soaked gauze. He sat upright in a chair because lying down choked him.
He'd been financially annihilated, left with $80 and the fear that after death, his wife Julia would be left destitute.
His doctors packed his throat with cocaine-soaked gauze. He sat upright in a chair because lying down choked him.
He'd been financially annihilated, left with $80 and the fear that after death, his wife Julia would be left destitute.
July 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Study. Marry. Kill. Grant did all three in a few months.
His doctors packed his throat with cocaine-soaked gauze. He sat upright in a chair because lying down choked him.
He'd been financially annihilated, left with $80 and the fear that after death, his wife Julia would be left destitute.
His doctors packed his throat with cocaine-soaked gauze. He sat upright in a chair because lying down choked him.
He'd been financially annihilated, left with $80 and the fear that after death, his wife Julia would be left destitute.
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Love libraries? URGENT. Act by July 21, 5 pm, ESPECIALLY if you're a constituent of the committee members listed in the helpful post linked below.
Constituents have more standing, and calling is FAR MORE EFFECTIVE than emailing.
Thanks to @bookriot.bsky.social for laying it out so succinctly.
Constituents have more standing, and calling is FAR MORE EFFECTIVE than emailing.
Thanks to @bookriot.bsky.social for laying it out so succinctly.
We Can Still Save the Institute for Museum and Library Services
Act now to help save the Institute for Museum and Library Services and ensure the well-being of public libraries nationwide.
bookriot.com
July 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Love libraries? URGENT. Act by July 21, 5 pm, ESPECIALLY if you're a constituent of the committee members listed in the helpful post linked below.
Constituents have more standing, and calling is FAR MORE EFFECTIVE than emailing.
Thanks to @bookriot.bsky.social for laying it out so succinctly.
Constituents have more standing, and calling is FAR MORE EFFECTIVE than emailing.
Thanks to @bookriot.bsky.social for laying it out so succinctly.
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Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
June 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
Parents, please do not send your kids off into the woods so they can learn math from magical creatures. Sure, the fairy to child ratio sounds great but pixie-folk don’t have the patience required to work with kids. Look how pissed of they are at the boy who thinks 2+2 is 3.
June 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Parents, please do not send your kids off into the woods so they can learn math from magical creatures. Sure, the fairy to child ratio sounds great but pixie-folk don’t have the patience required to work with kids. Look how pissed of they are at the boy who thinks 2+2 is 3.
My cat, Stinker, wants everyone to know that started the emotional support duck trend.
June 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My cat, Stinker, wants everyone to know that started the emotional support duck trend.
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It was the third of June...
Bobbie Gentry - Ode to Billie Joe (1967)
YouTube video by vintage video clips
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June 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
It was the third of June...
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There was an episode of Family Ties in which Alex P. Keaton is outraged that his little brother is being taught how to share at preschool so he teaches the kid how to be a selfish capitalist.
We all live in that episode now.
We all live in that episode now.
April 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
There was an episode of Family Ties in which Alex P. Keaton is outraged that his little brother is being taught how to share at preschool so he teaches the kid how to be a selfish capitalist.
We all live in that episode now.
We all live in that episode now.
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After the president’s personal lawyers took over the Justice Department, they fired Liz Oyer.
Here, she writes about how Trump’s DOJ is silencing dissent.
Commentary ⤵️
Here, she writes about how Trump’s DOJ is silencing dissent.
Commentary ⤵️
Trump's Lawyers Fired Me After I Refused to Let Mel Gibson Have Guns
After Donald Trump’s personal lawyers took over the Justice Department, they fired Liz Oyer. She writes about how Trump’s DOJ is silencing dissent.
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April 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
After the president’s personal lawyers took over the Justice Department, they fired Liz Oyer.
Here, she writes about how Trump’s DOJ is silencing dissent.
Commentary ⤵️
Here, she writes about how Trump’s DOJ is silencing dissent.
Commentary ⤵️
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March 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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this one goes out to chuckie s in brooklyn www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji2m...
Stevie Wonder - You Haven't Done Nothin'
YouTube video by johnniewalker23
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March 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
this one goes out to chuckie s in brooklyn www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji2m...