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Tin
@lopsidedwheel.bsky.social
Not internationally known but known to rock the microphone.
The last thing I remember about my dream before I woke up is a guy pleading with me to protect Elliott Gould at all costs. So if you happen to see Elliott Gould today, please let him know he might in danger. Or maybe we alert Super Grover.
October 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
October 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Parents, please do not send your kids off into the woods so they can learn math from magical creatures. Sure, the fairy to child ratio sounds great but pixie-folk don’t have the patience required to work with kids. Look how pissed of they are at the boy who thinks 2+2 is 3.
June 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My cat, Stinker, wants everyone to know that started the emotional support duck trend.
June 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
No time for that cause I’m too busy watching Chunk from The Goonies sing a Prince cover to Fergie and Martika while Mario Lopez dances in the background.
March 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I wonder if this pro-Ukraine Trump supporter was rattled by what went down yesterday or if they still have their head up their own ass.
March 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I have zero interest in owning a decorative Great Gatsby birdhouse but I have to say, the cigarette holder as a perch is a nice touch.
December 27, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Happy holidays from me and Stinker Claws.
December 25, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Giving a friend in Seattle the scoop on my boy Kappo Kakko (KAPPO KAKKO!).
December 19, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Although I’ve never stepped foot inside, this pet groomer is my favorite shop on Cape Cod.
December 15, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I don’t use Spotify so I can’t share my music wrap-up but if anyone wants to know what restaurants made me violently ill this year, my Find Me Gluten Free year in review is available!
December 10, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I know to expect a few changes when a book gets made into a TV show but Amazon’s adaptation of My Lady Jane seems to be have really gone into a different direction.
June 11, 2024 at 1:21 AM
April 4, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Going for a trip for the first time since adopting a cat so I'm preparing some instructions for the cat sitter.
March 15, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I’m deeply disturbed by the gigantic flip flop shown in this rendering of the lobby of the Margaritaville Resort that is coming to Cape Cod.
February 1, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Halfway towards my goal of having a porch full of Humble Bumbles.
December 17, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Moving tip: use Hello My Name Is stickers to label your boxes because they are cheap, easy to read, and it feels like your boxes are awkwardly socializing at a mixer.
November 25, 2023 at 3:12 PM
I always giggle when I think of Rutherford B. Hayes because I remember this description of him as "every inch a man" and "full of the meat of manliness." It's from a 19th century book of acrostic poems about the presidents.
November 6, 2023 at 5:15 PM
The happy houseguest.
October 11, 2023 at 5:56 PM
My favorite houseguest is staying overnight and she is not pleased that I took her to the stinky harbor instead of letting her run off-leash at the beach.
October 10, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Sure, I could post the albums I loved in high school to show how cool I was at that age (cause my cool factor definitely peaked at 17) but instead here's my top bands from 4th grade. Screw you, Mike & the Mechanics!
August 21, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Someone is giving away a free wagon wheel coffee table on my local Buy Nothing Group.
August 4, 2023 at 7:48 PM
If a warm bagel isn't exotic enough for you, try THE glitzy American apple.
July 25, 2023 at 5:34 PM