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Lonnie Spath
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Graphic Designer who needs to make money so I’m an IT, um, person.

It kinda makes sense. Trust me.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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It needs to be said that by rebranding Charlie Kirk's views as moderate by both right wingers and liberal cowards resets the extremist views he held as normal and pushes the Overton window to the far right
September 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I can
August 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Trump's splotchy hand and swollen ankles raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.
August 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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After he was nominated, Bove had discussions with Kellie Fiedorek, the senior counsel and government affairs director for Alliance Defending Freedom.

ADF, a conservative Christian legal group, has been designated an anti-LBGTQ hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
July 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far:

A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.
June 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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For the life of me I will never understand why his mental deterioration isn't headline news every single day.
May 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents.

What the fuck are we doing here?
May 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
May 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Trump really has the finger on the pulse of America, a nation famous for not wanting a ludicrous abundance of choice of consumer products.
May 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I wish we could have snap elections, and that our general elections were limited to 51 days.
April 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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If the USA selected the President and all Cabinet members by picking names of random US citizens out of a hat, the country would be better run than it is at present.
A complete meltdown: The Pentagon is in “chaos” as Hegseth loses four staffers in a single day.

Who could have predicted that appointing an unqualified TV host with no relevant experience and a history of drinking problems to lead the Department of Defense would end in disaster?
April 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Republicans with the help of the media managed to persuade Americans the US economy, when it was strongest in the world, was struggling. They promised to “fix it” with policies that would clearly and swiftly produce a disaster. And they won. Cue the disaster. So many failures all at once.
April 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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We are 1/24th through the Trump 2.0 Presidency
March 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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mRNA vaccines are legit a near-miracle tech, there's one in testing that might be able to cure pancreatic cancer, and this fucking degenerate might take them from us arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
Report: mRNA vaccines are in RFK Jr’s crosshairs; funding in question
“Kennedy’s war on vaccines has started,” one researcher said.
arstechnica.com
March 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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This is Winston Churchill visiting Washington DC to request assistance in the war against Germany. Notice he is wearing a "zip suit" and not a traditional suit. This was to honor the British troops--the same reason Zelensky dresses the way he does.
March 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Worried about a fascist takeover? This sheet-pan paella will make you feel like you’re in 1930s Spain.
February 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.
January 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Me: Dr. Salk your vaccine will save so many children!

Salk: Well thank God

Me: Of course they will grow up

Salk: Well I hope so

Me: And get old

Salk: I guess?

Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine

Salk: what now

Me: And leave NATO

Salk: shit
December 13, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
This just makes me livid.
These chucklefucks will tell you they voted for Trump because “he does what he says he’s going to do,” then stand there with a straight face and hope he doesn’t. 1/
TRUMP-VOTING SOUTH DAKOTA FARMER: “Half our workers are foreign-born… it’s an open secret farms are held up by undocumented workers… if they round them up within 2 days we won’t have food… we have to trust (Trump) won’t do what they say they will.” 🤔😕
December 14, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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America was given a choice between a lawless, amoral monster and a qualified, intelligent, joyful woman of color—and it chose the monster.

We need to reckon with the reality of what that says about so many of us here.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/america-ch...
America Chose the Monster
We all make mistakes.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
December 12, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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we're cooked
December 10, 2024 at 2:37 PM