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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️ (Michelle)
@longmayheroam.bsky.social
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following my ofmd friends across the seven seas to any platform💚

she/her/dude✨46🪴bi🌈
Ed-coded autism🤝Stede-coded adhd
Pete-coded Fan of YOU🫵

SoCalicoJack🌴
MidwestPirateCamp🏕️
2025•TNUC🦄
2024•GC🌌SJ+RCCC🌹
2023•ECCC💚+NYCC🗽

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Well Sussed🏴‍☠️ (Michelle) @longmayheroam.bsky.social · Nov 15
⚠️ ACT OF GRACE! ⚠️
Remember that brilliant tweet that was sentenced to ☠️ by the evil X algorithm?

The Captain is here to rescue your marooned ofmdtwt posts from talent show island - aka your camera roll. Share them again in bluer skies!

There's a million posts we haven't seen, but just you wait...
the logo from the musical Hamilton, but make it Stede Bonnet. A black star on a burnished gold background, but in place of the 5th / topmost point of the star, there's a cutout image of Stede raising his right arm like a lighthouse as he rows up to talent show island from the final shot of ofmd season 1 / s1e10 "Wherever You Go, There You Are." Overlaid across the black star is the last name "BONNET" written in a narrow white all-caps font with serifs.
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sevensugars.bsky.social
Thank you to all the OFMD fanfic writers out there keeping our crew alive and giving us content while we’re in the gravy basket.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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ofmdbigbang.bsky.social
Title: Lighthouse in Space
Author: LieutenantDru

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/74116856

#OFMDBB2025
Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death) Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands, Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Star Trek Fusion, Big Bang Challenge Summary: Edward Teach had never been a Federation citizen. He had never been on the straight and narrow path. After his father died/disappeared/abandoned his family for parts unknown, Ed fully deviated from the pattern set out for their kind.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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happydaiz.bsky.social
The podfic of Crumble by unfunpleasures.

Stede's having a mid-life crisis. He's in a diner— in public— and he's having a mid-life crisis— publicly.
Podfic title card. A photo of a slice of strawberry crumble on a play with a cake fork. There are strawberries scattered around the table. Text reads Crumble by unfunpleasures, podfic by happydaiz.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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aliassamm.bsky.social
We finally came through, folks! Check out the #ofmdkinktober25 collab @anathxmadevice.bsky.social & I made for days 19 and 20! I hope you're prepared for some sexy, sweet, weirdness bc these two idiots are in love in absolutely every universe. Go read it!! (but maybe after work bc nsfw) #ofmdfic
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
Weekend Bump for Working with the Wrong Tags, which is now complete! You can find out what's happening in this lovely art @sailorsruin92.bsky.social. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/69868706
sailorsruin92.bsky.social sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️ COMMS OPEN 🎨✨ @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · Oct 7
Chapter 6 of Working with the Wrong Tags by @lyratalise.bsky.social is up and it's full of ghost tours, fuckeries, wall kisses and, my fave, Jeffrey! Fettering! being an absolute menace 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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writer-hardly.bsky.social
A very merry #FallFrontFriday to us all! I’m still so proud of this Art™️ I made for the Fall Front Friday Zine back in May drive.google.com/drive/folder...

God bless us! Everyone!
A fake magazine page advertising “Fall Front Pants For Pirates On the Go” (Wow! Ooh! Aah! Cool!) The words above the title advertise the pants as Trendy, Stylish, and (Sexy). The text on the left boasts that the pants are a Practical Storage Solution that won't hurt your back, like a purse or ruch sack. It’sHard to pick pocket. Can open half-way for air flow! feel the ocean breeze on your dick! Refreshing! The right side highlights that the pants are a convenient snack pouch for hot dogs, mozzarella sticks, and butter, if you want to melt it. You could do a puppet show. But DON’T hide a knife in there. There is an illustration of fall front pants in the center of the page above the words: “Great for dramatic reveals!” The bottom of the page says: But wait! There's More. Easy access for a wide variety of activities and stuff! GET FALL FRONT PANTS TODAY!
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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alimasin.bsky.social
WELCOME TO THE FALL FRONT FRIDAY FALL FESTIVAL!

🍂👖🍂👖🍂

Share something you made, repost or rec something you love, think about fall-front pants and share your thoughts with the class!

🍂👖🍂👖🍂

#FallFrontFriday
An extremely cool graphic for the Fall Front Friday Fall Festival. Friday, November 21st. Text reads: "Put your favorite character in fall-front pants! Create something new! Share something old! #FallFrontFriday " The border of the graphic is closeups of fall front pants worn by various characters in Our Flag Means Death, with fall leaves placed over the front of their pants.
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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fathomfortuna.bsky.social
Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale info! Sale will run next Weds 11/26-Mon 12/1. Here's the discount info so you can plan your order ahead of time!

I'll be adding some new items early next week before the sale starts, too!

THIS WILL BE THE LAST SALE OF THE YEAR!
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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kalansphantomff.bsky.social
Two more days. Hope ya'll are ready for this pair, because our little omega isn't going to leave a newly presented alpha on his own, is he? Even if said alpha annoys the HELL out of him. You know, just normal coworker things.
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Read this yet? Need something diverting for your weekend? Readers are calling it “a romp”!*

*No one is calling it that 😅 but I can promise you an excellent time and zero hinges from me and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social 😏❤️‍🔥

archiveofourown.org/works/74352541

#OFMDBB25 #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
Title card with an image of an open laptop that has an illustration of Stede and Ed’s eyes visible above an AO3 window in a browser. The text reads “The Bequest words by R | Politest Menace art by Curiosity Rocks An OFMD Big Bang 2025 AU E rated, Ed/Stede, 24k”
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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cecillusive.bsky.social
🎻Hello Ned Low Nation, we've done it again~🎻
Volume 4 of my Ned and Stede/Ned sketch zine has been compiled. 65 pages, a third of which is unpublished, of SFW and NSFW art, for pay what you want 🤍💛
#gentlefiddle #ofmdnedlow

cecillusive.itch.io/struck-a-cho...
Ned and Stede sit on a ledge, pressed together and facing each other. Ned has one arm braced behind Stede on the wall, the other on the seat of the ledge. Stede has one hand reaching up for Ned's face. Ned is colored in silver and Stede is gold. Text at the top says 'struck a chord IV' and text at the bottom says 'a stede/Ned OFMD sketch zine'.
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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ardnaid.bsky.social
Stede would absolutely have these over the top little decorations on every single door. Probably themed to each room.
Screenshot of a post by raifgazi that says "I just discovered hinge droppers and heads, omg???" There are two images, the left one is a hinge dripper with a white kitten and pink star bead. The right image is a hinge topper that is a tiny cup of tea on a saucer, with a spoon
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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moonysmith81.bsky.social
sharing my new lock screen if anyone wants it (?( IT'S NOT PERFECT BUT LOOK AT HIM
Con O'Neill in blue cargos and a big jacket with a bowie t-shirt looking at the camera
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
reskeet w/ a time you looked cool

SoCalico Jacks at NYCC23 and it's not even CLOSE. Though honestly anyone looks cooler by association next to badasses like Bunny, Irene, and Carly 🏴‍☠️
photo from New York Comic Con 2023 showing four awesome people against a lavish throneroom backdrop
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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rueforyou.bsky.social
Thinking about Izzy Hands tendency to spit as a key example of his performative masculinity.

(Also thinking that Stede Bonnet needs to ask him 'what the hell did you do that for?' and embarrassingly dab him with a frilly napkin each time until they both develop some kind of a complex)
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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damientgerard.bsky.social
New headshot session with the wonderful Sean Kara. I should get the portfolio of photos on Friday.
Damien, looking devilishly handsome, dressed in fantasy-style clothes.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
longmayheroam.bsky.social
Then I haven't missed it!

Those clever #FallFrontFriday artists, writers, narrators, and creators: posting it all in one day!
screenshot of Muppet Christmas Carol, showing Kermit dressed in Victorian Bob Cratchit gear, standing out in a snow-covered street, singing "after all there's only one more sleep 'til [Fall Front Friday]"
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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summerlinenss.bsky.social
a taika fashion comedy???? we might be so back????

🔗 deadline.com/2025/11/taik...
“Waititi is currently in development with Barry writer-producer Jason Kim on Last Look, a half-hour comedy for Hulu from 20th Television. Written and executive produced by Waititi and Kim, Last Look is a modern upstairs/downstairs comedy set in a luxury fashion house. It depicts the lives of the underdogs who work tirelessly to make the fashions come to life — and the fabulous monsters who design them.”
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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happydaiz.bsky.social
The podfic of the very sweet little fic Jetpack Boyfriend by @alltomato1717.bsky.social.

What happens in Stede's head when he sees his boyfriend dressed for the retro future at work?
Podfic title card. The background is a photo of Taika Waititi dressed in a caramel leather jacket with matching fingerless gloves, and a jetpack strapped to his back. He's on a film set standing on a box and there's smoke all around him. Text reads Jetpack Boyfriend by aRealHumanBartender, podfic by happydaiz.
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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cindyb5.bsky.social
‘Taika Waititi…has been heavily involved in a number of popular television shows, including What We Do in the Shadows, Reservation Dogs, Our Flag Means Death, & Time Bandits, while his filmography…includes 2016's Hunt for the Wilderpeople, 2019's Jojo Rabbit, 2023's Next Goal Wins, and more.’
From:
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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cindyb5.bsky.social
He was so happy! Such a well-deserved award!
And a great article detailing why…

2025 Norman Lear Achievement Award – Taika Waititi - Producers Guild:
producersguild.org/2025-norman-...
‘As the co-founder of Piki Films, Taika Waititi has made a remarkable impact on the television landscape by producing innovative and distinctive stories. His groundbreaking work, particularly exemplified by the Indigenous American teen comedy Reservation Dogs has captivated audiences on major streaming platforms such as FX. Co-written with Sterlin Harjo, the series received widespread critical acclaim, earning accolades such as the 2021 Gotham Award for Short-Form Breakthrough Series & the 2022 Independent Spirit Award for Best New Scripted Series. Additionally, Reservation Dogs was honored with the 2022 & 2024 Peabody Award in the Entertainment category. The series garnered nominations for the 2022 Critics Choice Awards, Writers Guild of America Awards, last year’s Golden Globe Awards®, & most recently, a 2024 Emmy nomination for Outstanding Comedy Series. Concluding its third season, the show has been celebrated for its authentic representation & compelling narratives. Taika Waititi's television projects consistently achieve remarkable success & resonate with audiences, establishing themselves as fan favorites. Our Flag Means Death quickly became a hit series on Max, showcasing Waititi's knack for producing engaging content. Furthermore, his critically acclaimed TV adaptation of What We Do in the Shadows has garnered both fan & critical acclaim, solidifying his reputation as a leading force in television production. Most recently, Waititi launched the Apple TV+ Time Bandits, a creative reimagining of the 1981 film directed by Terry Gilliam, which he co-created with Jemaine Clement & Iain Morris, serving as an executive producer. Additional recent projects for Waititi include Hulu’s Interior Chinatown, for which he directed the pilot and is an executive producer, as well as the film adaptation of Kazuo Ishiguro's Klara and the Sun. Each of these projects reflects Waititi's commitment to crafting unique stories that challenge conventions and resonate with viewers.’
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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opalautumn.bsky.social
And here is my absolute favourite character, Jeffrey! Fettering! as a Perelandrian. He has my whole heart ❤️ and you have to listen to the podfic to get the full J!F! sound experience 3/5
Digital drawing in pinks and yellows of an alien with tentacles and five eyes on stalks. They look like a mixture of a jelly fish and a rosy maple moth. They’re grinning widely with their hands raised, a la Jeffrey! Fettering!
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Daily Darby
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Reminder!! I’ll pick a winner in a couple of days! ❤️
politestmenace.bsky.social R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 8d
🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT!! 🚨

Thanks to a generous anonymous donor, I am giving away one of the smaller 8”x11” calendars, shipping anywhere within or outside the US ❤️ if you’d like to enter the drawing, please fill out the Google form below. I’ll leave it open for a week (6 pm US Central, Friday, Nov. 21)
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM