Lou Reed Blankenship
@lolphillies.bsky.social
Formerly Pat Burrell Ives - still not in heaven. Barry’s Ethereal Bisexual.
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If Jordan Davis doesn’t get a TV job when he’s done playing football what are we even doing here
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If Jordan Davis doesn’t get a TV job when he’s done playing football what are we even doing here
Eagles /Lions = serving punt
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Eagles /Lions = serving punt
This guy thinks Mommy disappeared and magically reappeared during Peekaboo
I am surprised. Flabbergasted.
I appreciate this apology from MTG.
Am I willing to invite her into my home? Nope. No way.
It would take a lot before I would trust her.
But hey, it’s a huge step to recognize that she’s contributed to place we’re in.
Discovered the leopards are eating faces.
I appreciate this apology from MTG.
Am I willing to invite her into my home? Nope. No way.
It would take a lot before I would trust her.
But hey, it’s a huge step to recognize that she’s contributed to place we’re in.
Discovered the leopards are eating faces.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This guy thinks Mommy disappeared and magically reappeared during Peekaboo
Attack of the Castro Clones
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Attack of the Castro Clones
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
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November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
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In 2015 Jeffrey Epstein received one issue of Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling’s JokeLand newsletter.
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
In 2015 Jeffrey Epstein received one issue of Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling’s JokeLand newsletter.
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These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
Jeff Epstein? The sloppy emailer?
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Jeff Epstein? The sloppy emailer?
They knew. They all did
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
They knew. They all did
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Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
The “e” in email stands for “evidence”
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The “e” in email stands for “evidence”
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no toad what have you done
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
no toad what have you done
Eagles vs. Packers, Monday Night Clash of NFC Powerhouses
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November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Eagles vs. Packers, Monday Night Clash of NFC Powerhouses
More like Senate Minority Wimp, haha clowns in Congress 🤡
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
More like Senate Minority Wimp, haha clowns in Congress 🤡
MILF Manor
PAWG Palace
PAWG Palace
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
MILF Manor
PAWG Palace
PAWG Palace
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Local Teen Walks In On Family Masturbating https://theonion.com/local-teen-walks-in-on-family-masturbating-1819575823/
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Local Teen Walks In On Family Masturbating https://theonion.com/local-teen-walks-in-on-family-masturbating-1819575823/
RIP to a great man of science, whose work formed the foundation for so m… ::touches earpiece:: Oh my God he said what?!
NEW YORK (AP) — James Watson, co-discoverer of the double-helix shape of DNA, has died at age 97.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
RIP to a great man of science, whose work formed the foundation for so m… ::touches earpiece:: Oh my God he said what?!
Ambivalent about the merits of the pardon but once again, Trump isn’t beating the “Brain culturally frozen in late 1980s New York City” allegations
NEW: President Trump pardons baseball legend Darryl Strawberry, who was convicted of tax evasion charges.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ambivalent about the merits of the pardon but once again, Trump isn’t beating the “Brain culturally frozen in late 1980s New York City” allegations
Bethany with yet another strong entry for the “Making Up People To Get Mad At” Award for 2025
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Bethany with yet another strong entry for the “Making Up People To Get Mad At” Award for 2025
Chip Kelly go back to college
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Chip Kelly go back to college
Whenever I feed or give my dog water I like to pet him and say “there you go. On the house!” I think it makes him feel really special
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Whenever I feed or give my dog water I like to pet him and say “there you go. On the house!” I think it makes him feel really special