Jordizio Grill
@lollygagger95.bsky.social
Binge read my thoughts and then send me your best guess as to what mental illnesses I have pls I dont have health insu
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When dogs wag their tails in their sleep they are dreaming about having smartphones
October 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
When dogs wag their tails in their sleep they are dreaming about having smartphones
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your honor, i ran over that guy with my car ironically
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
your honor, i ran over that guy with my car ironically
Actually, plastic forks are better because you can stick them in the toaster
September 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Actually, plastic forks are better because you can stick them in the toaster
Going in to my dream with a pair of 2003 hulk smash gloves (the batteries are dead)
Going into my dream with a pair of boxing gloves
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Going in to my dream with a pair of 2003 hulk smash gloves (the batteries are dead)
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statistically a tornado has probably sucked up a ghost
January 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
statistically a tornado has probably sucked up a ghost
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Writing a book about a dog who can fly a helicopter but refuses to
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Writing a book about a dog who can fly a helicopter but refuses to
Gonna hire one of those people who engrave things in to rice to create an even more microblog
September 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Gonna hire one of those people who engrave things in to rice to create an even more microblog
Gonna start the most microblog on a notepad which I refuse to show anyone
September 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Gonna start the most microblog on a notepad which I refuse to show anyone
People with no followers have an even more microblog
September 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
People with no followers have an even more microblog
Making chocy milk with cocoa krispies and milk in a French press
September 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Making chocy milk with cocoa krispies and milk in a French press
Hamburger Helper or Beef Assistant?
September 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hamburger Helper or Beef Assistant?
Think of the most oranges you possibly can. Double it. Now double it again. I have just quadrupled the amount of oranges you can think of
September 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Think of the most oranges you possibly can. Double it. Now double it again. I have just quadrupled the amount of oranges you can think of
Bugs are good at avoiding danger. I must think and move like bug
September 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Bugs are good at avoiding danger. I must think and move like bug
Shitposting is just freeform comedy poetry and I don’t want any of you poetry nerds telling me that’s already a thing
September 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Shitposting is just freeform comedy poetry and I don’t want any of you poetry nerds telling me that’s already a thing
Sufferiums, like hospitals but you go there to feel worse
September 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Sufferiums, like hospitals but you go there to feel worse
Not throwing away my dog’s poop bag so I can virtue signal the rest of the walk
September 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Not throwing away my dog’s poop bag so I can virtue signal the rest of the walk
Oreos are a heavy food
September 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oreos are a heavy food
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they're rehydrating me tomorrow, raisin-into-a-grape kinda situation. apparently we're pretty much dessicated compared to our naturally intended wet/meat ratio - every single person on earth, yeah. no one even knows what a fully hydrated man would be capable of, but... shit. it's a new day, brother.
September 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
they're rehydrating me tomorrow, raisin-into-a-grape kinda situation. apparently we're pretty much dessicated compared to our naturally intended wet/meat ratio - every single person on earth, yeah. no one even knows what a fully hydrated man would be capable of, but... shit. it's a new day, brother.
Now accepting all kindness and friendship or estimated monetary equivalent
September 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Now accepting all kindness and friendship or estimated monetary equivalent
If you don’t love me at my silliest then you don’t deserve me at my billiest
September 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
If you don’t love me at my silliest then you don’t deserve me at my billiest
Who up rn providing value to the shareholders?
September 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Who up rn providing value to the shareholders?
I can visually see what the rock is cooking
September 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I can visually see what the rock is cooking
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can't open this jar with my sickly little arms. if they could, they would gasp in the tones of a mourning dove. i need thunderous arms; limbs that would roar with the inevitability of waterfalls, the primal scream of a dying star. jorking it with these arms must rip my whole entire shit clean off,
September 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
can't open this jar with my sickly little arms. if they could, they would gasp in the tones of a mourning dove. i need thunderous arms; limbs that would roar with the inevitability of waterfalls, the primal scream of a dying star. jorking it with these arms must rip my whole entire shit clean off,
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Shit is bananas right now
September 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Shit is bananas right now
