Locopells
@locopells.bsky.social
Na’rìng Tawtute. No, it doesn't quite make sense.
Casually cynical, serially sardonic & frivolous flippant.
Alliteration appreciator and ellipsis enthusiast...
Former AC Forums Mod.
Casually cynical, serially sardonic & frivolous flippant.
Alliteration appreciator and ellipsis enthusiast...
Former AC Forums Mod.
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I am convinced America crossed an event horizon thirteen years ago, when even the deaths of elementary school aged children at the hands of a monster weren't enough for their government to say "enough is enough". Hard not to think that Americans would rather have their guns over their children.
December 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I am convinced America crossed an event horizon thirteen years ago, when even the deaths of elementary school aged children at the hands of a monster weren't enough for their government to say "enough is enough". Hard not to think that Americans would rather have their guns over their children.
Oh great, they're all gonna turn on Shirley Freaking Bassey of all people now, aren't they...
December 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Oh great, they're all gonna turn on Shirley Freaking Bassey of all people now, aren't they...
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I come to Bury Bob,
Not to praise him,
The bastard,
The evil that cats do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Bob,
The utter fucking bastard.
Not to praise him,
The bastard,
The evil that cats do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Bob,
The utter fucking bastard.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I come to Bury Bob,
Not to praise him,
The bastard,
The evil that cats do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Bob,
The utter fucking bastard.
Not to praise him,
The bastard,
The evil that cats do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones,
So let it be with Bob,
The utter fucking bastard.
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retvrn to mystery stories based around the actual mystery and not whether the detective is sad and/or wet
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
retvrn to mystery stories based around the actual mystery and not whether the detective is sad and/or wet
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New Epstein photo release?
Gonna need to steal another oil tanker.
Gonna need to steal another oil tanker.
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
New Epstein photo release?
Gonna need to steal another oil tanker.
Gonna need to steal another oil tanker.
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Look i'm not going to tell you your job. But if your shop front says "kebabs and chicken open to 1am" then you should both be open to 1am AND sell kebabs.
It's basic science.
It's basic science.
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Look i'm not going to tell you your job. But if your shop front says "kebabs and chicken open to 1am" then you should both be open to 1am AND sell kebabs.
It's basic science.
It's basic science.
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
OK spoilers for S-M: Miles Morales.
Seeing Peter and pre-Ock Doc at Oscorp? I wanna cry now...
Seeing Peter and pre-Ock Doc at Oscorp? I wanna cry now...
December 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
OK spoilers for S-M: Miles Morales.
Seeing Peter and pre-Ock Doc at Oscorp? I wanna cry now...
Seeing Peter and pre-Ock Doc at Oscorp? I wanna cry now...
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The thing about this kind of threat is that you sort of rendered it meaningless by having never stopped in your campaign of airstrikes to begin with.
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The thing about this kind of threat is that you sort of rendered it meaningless by having never stopped in your campaign of airstrikes to begin with.
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Every single political cartoonist in the world is currently drawing a picture of the US seizing Santa's sleigh.
December 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Every single political cartoonist in the world is currently drawing a picture of the US seizing Santa's sleigh.
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also, this is a world class "god dammit, Terry" moment because you get the "rebel without a cause" joke and then you think about it for a minute and you're like, wait a minute, this joke is about a movie starring James... Dean
god DAMMIT, Terry
god DAMMIT, Terry
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
also, this is a world class "god dammit, Terry" moment because you get the "rebel without a cause" joke and then you think about it for a minute and you're like, wait a minute, this joke is about a movie starring James... Dean
god DAMMIT, Terry
god DAMMIT, Terry
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This is the greatest thread in the history of this app. Thank you.
December 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is the greatest thread in the history of this app. Thank you.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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The world would be better off if the Palestinians just didn't exist, says former president of the United States
December 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The world would be better off if the Palestinians just didn't exist, says former president of the United States
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Israel does not believe any other country in the region has any right to sovereignty, or borders, or airspace, or protection from the Israeli military. Israel's posture, aka Israel's illegal occupation of Syrian territory and its repeat attacks towards Syria, is entirely consistent with this.
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Israel does not believe any other country in the region has any right to sovereignty, or borders, or airspace, or protection from the Israeli military. Israel's posture, aka Israel's illegal occupation of Syrian territory and its repeat attacks towards Syria, is entirely consistent with this.
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People like to analogize Israel to a friend with alcoholism but frankly this is extremely and so needlessly exculpatory to the point of being offensive.
People who say Israel's posture towards Syria makes no sense are stupid and just refuse to accept what Israel's logic is
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
People like to analogize Israel to a friend with alcoholism but frankly this is extremely and so needlessly exculpatory to the point of being offensive.
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'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
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Just as well im not planning to go to the US anytime soon. Trump can go fuck himself.
Jeez. All tourists - including those from Britain - will have to undergo a social media screening before being allowed entry into the US under new plans being considered by the country's border force
news.sky.com/story/us-pla...
news.sky.com/story/us-pla...
US plans to start checking all tourists' social media
The potential social media mandate being proposed by Customs and Border Protection (CBP) would apply to anyone visiting, whether they require a visa or not.
news.sky.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Just as well im not planning to go to the US anytime soon. Trump can go fuck himself.
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Really rather surprised that Badenoch is apparently opposed to the decision to remove Shamina Begum's citizenship, preventing her from returning to the UK.
I would be interested to see the statistics per country per year behind this statement
“We, the UK, take back our citizens if they’re convicted of criminal offences overseas. It’s only reasonable to expect other countries to do the same thing"
www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
“We, the UK, take back our citizens if they’re convicted of criminal offences overseas. It’s only reasonable to expect other countries to do the same thing"
www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
All criminals with dual nationality must be deported, say Tories
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime
www.thetimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Really rather surprised that Badenoch is apparently opposed to the decision to remove Shamina Begum's citizenship, preventing her from returning to the UK.
@soverybritish.bsky.social, in the shop at Kew Gardens!
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
@soverybritish.bsky.social, in the shop at Kew Gardens!
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I don't know why I haven't made this before now.
July 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I don't know why I haven't made this before now.
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"Pictsie" is in and of itself, both a brilliant and an hilarious, hatful of amalgam.
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"Pictsie" is in and of itself, both a brilliant and an hilarious, hatful of amalgam.
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So ad breaks then.
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
2026 World Cup to feature three-minute hydration breaks in every half throughout tournament
Every game will pause for three minutes in the middle of each half, which will essentially split the match into quarters.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
So ad breaks then.