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Heather
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Deadly auntie, mutt enthusiast, student-at-law gratefully living on Treaty 1 Territory. She/they, opinions my own.
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Happy to announce that we've now collected enough data on the social dynamics and behaviors of 38-year-olds – Bluesky will now be shutting down shortly. Thank you for your participation in our study.
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Very interesting that like 9/10 of the fields the US Dept of Ed no longer considers "professional programs" are mandatory reporters.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I don't mean to brag, but I had a delightful office lunch today. Cottage pie, dill pickles, a crisp fridge cigarette (aka a Diet Coke).
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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The provincial throne speech was spoken in English in Winnipeg today, but for the first time ever, copies of the speech were handed out in Anishinaabemowin.

The speech focused on health care, the drug crisis in Manitoba and the Port of Churchill.
Provincial throne speech officially opens third session of the 43 Manitoba Legislature | APTN News
YouTube video by APTN News
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Yesterday I cut my leg and needed stitches. Off I went to Victoria Hospital Urgent Care. Despite it being a busy Saturday night, I was stitched up and headed home in under 3 hours! Thank you to Nurse Pindy and Nurse Practitioner Alanna, you were kind, quick, and it didn't even hurt!
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Today is the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Wearing a lot of turtlenecks lately, I tell you what.
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Flu shot ✔️
Covid booster ✔️
A fine stew ✔️
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Beans are a delicious, inexpensive and nutritionally-dense food. Do not listen to RFK JR.
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It's super cool that "kill 'em all and let Aryan Jesus sort 'em out" is now domestic as well as foreign policy in the States 🫠
September 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
No thoughts, just vibes.
September 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I could really go for some casserole.
August 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I made tzatziki, but didn't have any oregano. I used za'atar instead, and it's delicious.
June 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Sound familiar?
June 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
NB: I closed the windows so Norm could stop worrying; kiddos gonna kid!
There's some kids on the corner trying to drum up business for their lemonade stand. Two young entrepreneurs are waving signs at traffic to advertise. Except one of them is enjoying screaming non-verbally at cars, to the extent that Norm, 3 storeys up, is extremely concerned about screaming kid! 🤣
June 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
There's some kids on the corner trying to drum up business for their lemonade stand. Two young entrepreneurs are waving signs at traffic to advertise. Except one of them is enjoying screaming non-verbally at cars, to the extent that Norm, 3 storeys up, is extremely concerned about screaming kid! 🤣
June 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm taking bar prep this summer, and it seems I learned absolutely nothing at law school and am a hopeless dunce 🙃
June 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
June 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have a (very feisty) senior dog, and tonight he is spending his first night at my new place! I've been slowly transitioning him over here and I'm so excited to hear little doggy snores tonight!
June 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
May 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
May 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
RIP Sabu, I'll never forget the time you called me a man on Twitter.
May 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
May 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hi friends, I've finished law school!
April 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM