Heather
@localheathers.bsky.social
Deadly auntie, mutt enthusiast, student-at-law gratefully living on Treaty 1 Territory. She/they, opinions my own.
Yesterday I cut my leg and needed stitches. Off I went to Victoria Hospital Urgent Care. Despite it being a busy Saturday night, I was stitched up and headed home in under 3 hours! Thank you to Nurse Pindy and Nurse Practitioner Alanna, you were kind, quick, and it didn't even hurt!
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Yesterday I cut my leg and needed stitches. Off I went to Victoria Hospital Urgent Care. Despite it being a busy Saturday night, I was stitched up and headed home in under 3 hours! Thank you to Nurse Pindy and Nurse Practitioner Alanna, you were kind, quick, and it didn't even hurt!
Today is the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Today is the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald.
Wearing a lot of turtlenecks lately, I tell you what.
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wearing a lot of turtlenecks lately, I tell you what.
Flu shot ✔️
Covid booster ✔️
A fine stew ✔️
Covid booster ✔️
A fine stew ✔️
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Flu shot ✔️
Covid booster ✔️
A fine stew ✔️
Covid booster ✔️
A fine stew ✔️
Beans are a delicious, inexpensive and nutritionally-dense food. Do not listen to RFK JR.
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Beans are a delicious, inexpensive and nutritionally-dense food. Do not listen to RFK JR.
It's super cool that "kill 'em all and let Aryan Jesus sort 'em out" is now domestic as well as foreign policy in the States 🫠
September 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It's super cool that "kill 'em all and let Aryan Jesus sort 'em out" is now domestic as well as foreign policy in the States 🫠
No thoughts, just vibes.
September 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
No thoughts, just vibes.
I could really go for some casserole.
August 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I could really go for some casserole.
I made tzatziki, but didn't have any oregano. I used za'atar instead, and it's delicious.
June 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I made tzatziki, but didn't have any oregano. I used za'atar instead, and it's delicious.
Reposted by Heather
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
June 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
NB: I closed the windows so Norm could stop worrying; kiddos gonna kid!
There's some kids on the corner trying to drum up business for their lemonade stand. Two young entrepreneurs are waving signs at traffic to advertise. Except one of them is enjoying screaming non-verbally at cars, to the extent that Norm, 3 storeys up, is extremely concerned about screaming kid! 🤣
June 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
NB: I closed the windows so Norm could stop worrying; kiddos gonna kid!
There's some kids on the corner trying to drum up business for their lemonade stand. Two young entrepreneurs are waving signs at traffic to advertise. Except one of them is enjoying screaming non-verbally at cars, to the extent that Norm, 3 storeys up, is extremely concerned about screaming kid! 🤣
June 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There's some kids on the corner trying to drum up business for their lemonade stand. Two young entrepreneurs are waving signs at traffic to advertise. Except one of them is enjoying screaming non-verbally at cars, to the extent that Norm, 3 storeys up, is extremely concerned about screaming kid! 🤣
I'm taking bar prep this summer, and it seems I learned absolutely nothing at law school and am a hopeless dunce 🙃
June 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm taking bar prep this summer, and it seems I learned absolutely nothing at law school and am a hopeless dunce 🙃
Reposted by Heather
Hi, I’m God.
How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
June 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hi, I’m God.
How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
I have a (very feisty) senior dog, and tonight he is spending his first night at my new place! I've been slowly transitioning him over here and I'm so excited to hear little doggy snores tonight!
June 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I have a (very feisty) senior dog, and tonight he is spending his first night at my new place! I've been slowly transitioning him over here and I'm so excited to hear little doggy snores tonight!
Reposted by Heather
The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
May 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
RIP Sabu, I'll never forget the time you called me a man on Twitter.
May 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
RIP Sabu, I'll never forget the time you called me a man on Twitter.
Hi friends, I've finished law school!
April 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hi friends, I've finished law school!
I did not have "Will Arnett narrates documentary about Steve Vogelsang's wild years" on my 2025 bingo card!
April 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I did not have "Will Arnett narrates documentary about Steve Vogelsang's wild years" on my 2025 bingo card!
*My* grandmother always told me not to marry a man who was too big for me to physically subdue, should the need arise 🤷♀️
April 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
*My* grandmother always told me not to marry a man who was too big for me to physically subdue, should the need arise 🤷♀️
Tomorrow is the civil procedure exam, followed by the uncivil procedure exam, which is just a fist fight behind the arena.
April 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Tomorrow is the civil procedure exam, followed by the uncivil procedure exam, which is just a fist fight behind the arena.