Pernicious and dastardly boydyke
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I'm just a miniature highland cow that learned how to speak due to unrestricted internet access. Too lazy to separate shitposts and lewds so enjoy 🔞
Client's fuckin labradoodle ate my pajama pants
February 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Client's fuckin labradoodle ate my pajama pants
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
Tummy... Thursday...
February 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tummy... Thursday...
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Who up cleaving that thang in twain?
February 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Who up cleaving that thang in twain?
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Rats, Together Strong!!
January 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Rats, Together Strong!!
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fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation
January 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation
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They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
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saw a cat with medieval painting of a cat face
January 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
saw a cat with medieval painting of a cat face
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
January 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
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I'm not even into men but if I undress one and they're wearing one of those onesie body suits I'm going home. Sorry but you gotta suck your own dick, chief.
January 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm not even into men but if I undress one and they're wearing one of those onesie body suits I'm going home. Sorry but you gotta suck your own dick, chief.
*Getting passed the blunt* Yippee!!
January 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
*Getting passed the blunt* Yippee!!
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On manic upswing: hell yeah, I'm gonna feel this way forever
January 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
On manic upswing: hell yeah, I'm gonna feel this way forever
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Ignore my dirty mirror but I'm up 10 lbs and tummy Tuesday can be whenever I desire
January 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ignore my dirty mirror but I'm up 10 lbs and tummy Tuesday can be whenever I desire
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