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My Bacon number is 3.
Antifa Founder's Girlfriend's Sister's Roommate's Cousin's Accountant
🇺🇦 Aonishiki 🇺🇦
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Gmail users!!

They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.

Pass it on!!

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
One, it is awesome when someone learns something new (re: 🧵 this is about) and they should be praised for it, not insulted.

Two, someone please write about the faerie EULA, because that story needs to be in the world.
At least she's reading and asking questions. (I'm just very amused by the concept of open source fairies.)
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Reposting with alt text
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The local blood center has a promotion for helping Big Ten schools. Which is funny in a city that hosts a SEC college.
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My kid can cook as well as Taunie. #PokemonLegendsZA
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Okay, this is just insulting.
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Let's fix the passive voice and the euphemism:

"[Donald] Trump 'spent' hours with [underage female] [VICTIM][of sex trafficking] at [notorious underage female sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein's] house."
"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him"

"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Unfortunately, even these big three flags never managed to break even on the first run and the setup fees are high for each design, so I'm not planning any of the other flags in this form. I hope you enjoy these ones though! canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4346...
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
This hits close to home.
NEW COMIC: Trust Issues
(Based on a real conversation)
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Big fail on WOTC's part to make a whole set about Avatar: The Last Airbender and not include a food token depicting a cabbage. Would this have been that hard?

(I would have added a special rule for this token - when sacrificing it, you must also yell "No, my cabbages!".)
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory as always.
Democrats ran the table on Tuesday at state and local levels, getting not just its base excited but “normies” fed up over the last 10mo, so of course national Democrats want to do everything to pop the air in the balloon.
At this point, it’s clear that the Hamburglar, Dr Evil, and Sideshow Bob are advising Chuck Schumer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Not sure what the weirdest thing about the call I just had with my mom was - that she had to ask me what day was my birthday, or she told me for the first time that I was born by C-section.
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Pei Law. Everyone will have to get a wrinkly dog.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It has onions and mustard for maximum explosiveness.
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sometimes the kid impresses me.

On the way to his trombone lessons yesterday, we passed the rehearsal of the multi-time-state-champion high school marching band. I asked kiddo if he wanted to be part of that group when he was older.

"I will be."
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Relieved that voters resoundingly rejected this fascist bullshit.

Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.

Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"The onions made me cry, and I usually only cry when I tell the president how bigly he saved the country!"
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Lumiose cop casually interrogating and attacking a child who happens to be near a slightly messy bench. Definitely tracks.

Bonus points as always for hostile architecture.

#PokemonLegendsZA
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Voting Guide:

NY Mayor - Mamdani
VA Gov - Spanberger
NJ Gov - Sherrill
PA SC - Wecht, Donohue, Dougherty
CA Prop 50 - yes
my district - nothing, as we don't have so much as a dog catcher election
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Trick or treat.

(Just kidding. You're getting murdered in your sleep.)
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This is my cat on an arcade machine.
October 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I should have known better than to do business with Gamestop. In the last month I had to create a new email because they couldn't reset my password to the site, place and cancel preorders to get credit for items I sold rather than just having the funds issued to me on a gift card (and in the
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM