Lobster
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Chicken Pad Thai, spice level medium. Coors light. Oklahoma football. Naps.
The literal dumbest as fuck shit.
December 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The literal dumbest as fuck shit.
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Still mind-blowing that a top admin official was revealed to have taken $50,000 in cash in a paper bag from people looking for government favors, the reaction of the administration was "Whatever losers, this is how it works now" and bigshot news media said "If you say so, we'll forget about it"
Border czar Tom Homan didn't receive a normal background check for his role while his bribery probe was still ongoing:
Justice officials felt sure Homan would not be able to obtain a security clearance based on the evidence gathered. It remains unclear how Homan was eventually granted clearance.
Justice officials felt sure Homan would not be able to obtain a security clearance based on the evidence gathered. It remains unclear how Homan was eventually granted clearance.
Border czar Tom Homan didn’t receive normal background check during bribery probe
President-elect Trump initially balked at submitting names of likely nominees to the FBI for background checks, a basic step intended to flag possible financial conflicts or ethical problems.
www.ms.now
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Still mind-blowing that a top admin official was revealed to have taken $50,000 in cash in a paper bag from people looking for government favors, the reaction of the administration was "Whatever losers, this is how it works now" and bigshot news media said "If you say so, we'll forget about it"
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I wonder how past predictions of crises being resolved by Easter worked out?
December 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I wonder how past predictions of crises being resolved by Easter worked out?
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obsessed with the pop tarts bowl. Elite bowl game.
December 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
obsessed with the pop tarts bowl. Elite bowl game.
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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗼𝗽-𝗧𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗕𝗼𝘄𝗹 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘂 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲—𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆.
Featured offerings can be found outside Section 132, in indoor club and plaza lounges, and on the suite level at tomorrow’s game.
➡️ poptartsbowl.com/game-day/#Po...
Featured offerings can be found outside Section 132, in indoor club and plaza lounges, and on the suite level at tomorrow’s game.
➡️ poptartsbowl.com/game-day/#Po...
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗼𝗽-𝗧𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗕𝗼𝘄𝗹 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘂 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲—𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆.
Featured offerings can be found outside Section 132, in indoor club and plaza lounges, and on the suite level at tomorrow’s game.
➡️ poptartsbowl.com/game-day/#Po...
Featured offerings can be found outside Section 132, in indoor club and plaza lounges, and on the suite level at tomorrow’s game.
➡️ poptartsbowl.com/game-day/#Po...
Well at least we still have 24 hrs of a Christmas story still going for us.
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Well at least we still have 24 hrs of a Christmas story still going for us.
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Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
Russell Brand charged with further counts of rape and sexual assault
The alleged offences took place in 2009, the Crown Protection Service said
www.independent.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
100% read this as “unreasonable warmth” 🫠
Unseasonable warmth is forecast across a large portion of the Lower 48 this week. High temps will soar to 30-40 degrees above normal, with some areas as much as 50 degrees above normal. Dozens of daily temp records could be broken.
How warm will it be where you live this week? Check weather.gov.
How warm will it be where you live this week? Check weather.gov.
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
100% read this as “unreasonable warmth” 🫠
Literally WTAF. Booooooooo Sycamore Partners.
During the holiday season, we all want to spend time with our loved ones.
And yet, just two months after buying Walgreens for $10 billion, the private equity firm Sycamore Partners stripped hourly workers of paid vacation, including Christmas and New Year’s Day.
Shameful.
And yet, just two months after buying Walgreens for $10 billion, the private equity firm Sycamore Partners stripped hourly workers of paid vacation, including Christmas and New Year’s Day.
Shameful.
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Literally WTAF. Booooooooo Sycamore Partners.
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Happy Festivus to all that celebrate….is everyone ready to air out their grievances?
December 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Happy Festivus to all that celebrate….is everyone ready to air out their grievances?
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
Festivus for the rest of us.
December 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Festivus for the rest of us.
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These guys are not subtle about their political project so maybe it's time to take that seriously
JD Vance gets the biggest applause of his speech so far when he says "by the grace of God we always will be a Christian nation"
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
These guys are not subtle about their political project so maybe it's time to take that seriously
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If someone told me this was a widow at an event about her husband's literal goddamn murder, I could only conclude that she was delighted by it.
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If someone told me this was a widow at an event about her husband's literal goddamn murder, I could only conclude that she was delighted by it.
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Bad day to be a Waymo (and even worse to be inside or stuck behind one). A widespread blackout left robotaxis stalled across the city, causing traffic chaos Saturday night.
Read more: sfstandard.com/2025/12/20/w...
Read more: sfstandard.com/2025/12/20/w...
December 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Bad day to be a Waymo (and even worse to be inside or stuck behind one). A widespread blackout left robotaxis stalled across the city, causing traffic chaos Saturday night.
Read more: sfstandard.com/2025/12/20/w...
Read more: sfstandard.com/2025/12/20/w...
When your semi finals fantasy team has Jordan Love…. 😭😭😭😭
December 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When your semi finals fantasy team has Jordan Love…. 😭😭😭😭
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beyond parody.
We have an attorney general who is covering up the Epstein Files and a President who is proud he could identify a giraffe
Beyond parody.
We have an attorney general who is covering up the Epstein Files and a President who is proud he could identify a giraffe
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beyond parody.
We have an attorney general who is covering up the Epstein Files and a President who is proud he could identify a giraffe
Beyond parody.
We have an attorney general who is covering up the Epstein Files and a President who is proud he could identify a giraffe
There is only ONE Oklahoma. Always a Sooner.
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
There is only ONE Oklahoma. Always a Sooner.
Bring 50 Cent back out?
December 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Bring 50 Cent back out?
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The OU defender having PEST CONTROL wittten in his eye black goes hard as hellllll
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The OU defender having PEST CONTROL wittten in his eye black goes hard as hellllll