Lizzle
lizzle5146.bsky.social
Lizzle
@lizzle5146.bsky.social
British Science/ Chemistry teacher living in Germany. She/her
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Right then, no one asked for it (everyone seems quite happy with last year's!) but here we are anyway, your #DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025 bingo card! Some returning classics, some we missed last year and some new ones. Enjoy team, donation link below once Rhodri posts it!
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Well this is a heart warming post that made me smile 👩🏻‍🔬
Frankly, it’s amazing that schools work at all.

Every day, hundreds of pupils stream through the gates and a vast, invisible system whirs into motion: teaching, safeguarding, meals, attendance, support, behaviour, communication, enrichment and care.

A short thread about why schools are miracles:
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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The first YOURSELF of the series. Momentous. #CelebrityTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons https://theonion.com/wedding-planner-gingerly-asks-taylor-swift-if-shes-considered-dance-lessons/
October 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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It's outrageous that British banks and Government agencies are dependent on a foreign company like Amazon. The real irony too is one of those agencies affected is HMRC the tax office. Considering Amazon pay little to no tax in the UK that really is taking the piss 😬😬
October 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Me trying to make friends at a conference #CelebrityTraitors
October 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Two of my favourite niches
Nick has made the classic format error of catching one Traitor and thinking he's Benoit Blanc
#TraitorsIRL
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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At last, some proper British vandalism.

(source - www.facebook.com/share/p/1MeV...)
August 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I think the tangents in FP1 'commentary' are some of my favourite parts of an F1 weekend! #bbcf1
August 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel theonion.com/orlando...
August 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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The Asphalt Path

A couple, through no fault of their own, are thrown off Birmingham’s No 11 Outer Circle bus and resolve to complete the circuit by foot.

In doing so they have the spiritual awakening of spending half the journey walking towards Solihull, and the other half walking away.
July 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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somehow there is not a single fanfic on AO3 in which the Funky Pigeon pigeon and the MoonPig pig passionately kiss after sending each other secret love letters.
June 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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How do the women who actually use Hampstead Ladies' Pond feel about trans women using it?

They have no problem at all.
May 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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shouting "NEW POPE!" at anyone smoking a vape.
May 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Rylan’s facial expressions are marvellous here.
May 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “...
theonion.com
March 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I've gathered by now that "outie" or "innie" are "Severance" references, but I've never seen it, so to me all of these sound like belly button references, which makes social media vastly more entertaining.
could your outie possibly maybe be interested in visiting a rural history museum this weekend?
March 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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What an incredibly unsettling slogan.
March 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A trip to the Netherlands meant seeing my first daffodils in the wild for 2025 💛
February 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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It’s #NationalSnowdropDay! Snowdrops, also known by the botanical name Galanthus, are one of the first plants to flower in the new year.

‘Drifts’ of snowdrops make for spectacular photos, so tag us in your pics and we’ll reshare them to our followers 📸

📸James Dobson
February 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers.

This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.

Auschwitz took time.
January 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM