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what’s your favourite scary movie?
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as times get meaner, I do get the urge to be nicer.
March 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I do not need to own every version of every Resident Evil game just because I enjoyed one game I do not need to own every version of every Resident Evil game just because I enjoyed one game I do not need to own every version of every Resident Evil game just because I enjoyed one game I do not need t
March 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Dear internet,
I have survived another week while the horrors persist. My whimsy reserves are running low and I must soon collect more.
February 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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He died doing what he loved: toggling between the same 3 apps on his phone while ignoring a plot heavy hour long tv show he just started
February 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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It must feel so good killing level 1 goblins.
February 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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if i got a footlong cookie from subway i would not be eating it
February 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Let. Jonathan. Bailey. Be. British.
February 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I am surrounded by several thousand Golden retrievers.
February 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I feel like the term “fantasy football” is a little misleading I honestly thought goblins would have played a larger role
February 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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[Arby's drive-thru]

(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
February 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“we may never triumph, not completely. we may be defeated, at least for a time. But we’ll never disappear. not so long as there are noble, well-read people to take up the torch”
February 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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thinking abt ethel cain as the silent hill nurse. many thoughts. none of them sfw
February 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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i’m like if the series of unfortunate events was a person
January 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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people who go on the all meat diet love to say shit like “yup other than the throwing up blood and being unable to stand for more than 15 minutes i feel great”
January 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Darth Vader tried to kill Solo, but sadly struggled with his Han die coordination.
January 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Just had a bowl of muesli it was well good and that
January 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I will find any excuse to use the phrase “hoisted by my own petard” and I urge everyone else to do the same
January 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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I like the story before a recipe!! I think it’s cute! I DO want to know the tip your Grandma Boppy taught you about mashed potatoes. She sounds like she was a lot of fun!
January 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Star wars? It's a soup.
Lord of the rings? That's right, soup.
Metal Gear Solid 3? You better believe that's a soup.
January 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM