LVO
@littlevodkaowl.bsky.social
My cat is plotting your murder
Don't let a burden erode your spirit.
It's important to let go and allow yourself to heal.
It's important to let go and allow yourself to heal.
May 6, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Don't let a burden erode your spirit.
It's important to let go and allow yourself to heal.
It's important to let go and allow yourself to heal.
Didn't survive the rat race
April 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Didn't survive the rat race
How many licks does it take to get to the center of my ambien induced rem cycle?
April 2, 2024 at 5:35 AM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of my ambien induced rem cycle?
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my beeper hasn’t gone off in like 25 years and the battery is fresh I guess nobody likes getting called back anymore
April 2, 2024 at 4:43 AM
my beeper hasn’t gone off in like 25 years and the battery is fresh I guess nobody likes getting called back anymore
I'm a simple girl, I just want you to be silent.... like forever
I am a simple girl I just want hot pickle
April 1, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I'm a simple girl, I just want you to be silent.... like forever
Murder Mittens doing yoga in her sleep....
April 1, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Murder Mittens doing yoga in her sleep....
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You think you love your kids unconditionally until you reach your hand into a bowl of soggy popcorn.
March 25, 2024 at 2:18 AM
You think you love your kids unconditionally until you reach your hand into a bowl of soggy popcorn.
This morning, I saw a guy wearing a Superman onesie while running on the trail in 14° weather. And now, my brain is full of questions...
March 25, 2024 at 3:33 PM
This morning, I saw a guy wearing a Superman onesie while running on the trail in 14° weather. And now, my brain is full of questions...
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Excellent at pretending things don't exist
Excellent at pretending things don't exist
March 24, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Adds to resume:
Excellent at pretending things don't exist
Excellent at pretending things don't exist
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If the government has taught me anything, it's that every system is broken, and no one can be trusted.
November 29, 2023 at 5:59 PM
If the government has taught me anything, it's that every system is broken, and no one can be trusted.
There is a thin line that waivers between hopelessness and insanity
February 29, 2024 at 12:43 AM
There is a thin line that waivers between hopelessness and insanity
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My Ex just texted me “I wish you were here”.
I’m assuming she was at a cemetery.
I’m assuming she was at a cemetery.
February 28, 2024 at 11:26 PM
My Ex just texted me “I wish you were here”.
I’m assuming she was at a cemetery.
I’m assuming she was at a cemetery.
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Him: Stop tapping my face when I’m talking to you.
Me: But where’s your mute button?
Me: But where’s your mute button?
February 27, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Him: Stop tapping my face when I’m talking to you.
Me: But where’s your mute button?
Me: But where’s your mute button?
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Stop your incessant silence.
February 27, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Stop your incessant silence.
