Wren (yes, like the bird)
Wren (yes, like the bird)
@littlebrownbird.bsky.social
Mark and I are watching a Final Jeopardy supercut (as one does) and pointing out how many of the winners can't mask their 'tism anymore in their happiness.
July 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Is it just me, or does Mexican Milk Snake sound like a euphemism for a penis?
April 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-
April 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Passed my first college class tonight! It was Excel, so it was really easy for me, but I'm still proud of myself.
March 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Also you don't have to be Jewish to apply:
March 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm watching a British game show where the question was, "Name of of the 4 US states that start with "w". I listed Wisconsin, West Virginia, and Wyoming and then went blank until they said it on the game.

Not my finest moment.
March 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
February 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it.

Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on.

Making this my pinned post.
February 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So true!
February 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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This is Ziggy. He is a senior dog who is often mistaken for a puppy. Will drop his skincare routine if you drop part of your sandwich. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
February 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Jan 23
I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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This is Saige. She is curled up into a perfect little ball. As you do when you are a perfect little girl. 12/10 (IG: minidoxiesaige)
January 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I did just this thing even before I got to the end of the sentence here
It’s scientifically impossible to remember how the Moonraker theme song goes and not just sing “Moonraker” to the tune of Goldfinger
December 8, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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Raw milk is not more nutritious or more digestible than pasteurized milk. It is, however, over 800 times more likely to make you sick:
Raw Milk Misconceptions and the Danger of Raw Milk Consumption
Raw milk can contain a variety of disease-causing pathogens, as demonstrated by numerous scientific studies. These studies, along with numerous foodborne outbreaks, clearly demonstrate the risk associ...
www.fda.gov
December 6, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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Burn the goat, save the world!
I'm not particularly superstitious, but I do hold on to this one irrationality: the burning of the goat DOES matter.

My argument is that it hasn't burned for years now and shit keeps getting steadily worse. It was eaten by crows last year, but clearly that wasn't good enough.
December 2, 2024 at 10:39 AM
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We're Here is a nice little newsletter for people from Earth, brought to you by @hankgreen.bsky.social, @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social, and @paytmitch.bsky.social.

Read it here:
werehere.beehiiv.com/subscribe
We're Here
A nice little email for people from Earth.
werehere.beehiiv.com
November 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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This red panda looks like Gov. Walz debating JD Vance
October 5, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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October 2, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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omg
Every day is a good day to reflect on Schopenhauer’s mom owning him
August 18, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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July 26, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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This was avoidable.
April 10, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Finally escaping London tomorrow. I can't wait until this honeymoon is over!
#dontgetCovidinaforeigncountry
September 26, 2023 at 10:38 PM