Lisa Is Uncool
@lisadanielle.bsky.social
Writer! Birds are neat! Ovarian Cancer Research Alliance Leader Advocate. Ovarian Cancer Survivor.
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"First, you’ll have to log on with a password that you have long forgotten. I’ll wait as you do your two-step authentication. I promise I am worth the wait. This is serious business after all. This is life or death."
I’m Your Uploaded Bloodwork Results, and No, I Will Not Explain Myself to You
I’ve finally arrived. That’s right, it’s me, your bloodwork results, in your inbox three days after that chatty nurse couldn’t find your vein and l...
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January 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
"First, you’ll have to log on with a password that you have long forgotten. I’ll wait as you do your two-step authentication. I promise I am worth the wait. This is serious business after all. This is life or death."
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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October 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hey friends, if you become an annual subscriber to the Art of Flash Fiction newsletter you get a FREE workshop valued at more than the cost of the subscription! 💙 open.substack.com/pub/artoffla...
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Thanks so much, @splitlipthemag.bsky.social 💙
"Empowerment means you know how to have fun, but you take absolutely no shit."
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October 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Thanks so much, @splitlipthemag.bsky.social 💙
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"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes."
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...
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September 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes."
annual rewatch of The Fall of the House of Usher and Midnight Mass has commenced.
September 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
annual rewatch of The Fall of the House of Usher and Midnight Mass has commenced.
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Science is real
August 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Science is real
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🪬🧿 There is no amount of money, oil, or gold in the world that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.
August 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
🪬🧿 There is no amount of money, oil, or gold in the world that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.
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About an hour ago in the White Mts, AZ. Please bear with me while I get the window down! 57 degrees and rain!
August 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
About an hour ago in the White Mts, AZ. Please bear with me while I get the window down! 57 degrees and rain!
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What To Know About ‘Alien: Earth’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-alien-earth/
August 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Alien: Earth’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-alien-earth/
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The consequence of the failed talks is devastating, as it leaves no clear path for nations to collectively address the mountains of plastic that are filling landfills, clogging oceans and showing up in chunks on beaches and other public places.
World fails to come up with treaty to deal with plastics pollution
Negotiations to reach a treaty to deal with the growing issue of plastics pollution around the world fell apart on Friday.
www.aptnnews.ca
August 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The consequence of the failed talks is devastating, as it leaves no clear path for nations to collectively address the mountains of plastic that are filling landfills, clogging oceans and showing up in chunks on beaches and other public places.
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Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...
August 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...
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Andrea Gibson has died.
July 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Andrea Gibson has died.
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Need an excuse to buy more books? Now you have one! Saturday is Indie Bookstore Day! Show your favorite indie some love.
Why Shopping Local This Indie Bookstore Day Is More Important Than Ever
Several independent book store owners are encouraging people to go out to their local independent bookstores to buy some novels to help celebrate Independent Bookstore Day and keep independent busines...
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April 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Need an excuse to buy more books? Now you have one! Saturday is Indie Bookstore Day! Show your favorite indie some love.
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Actual holy shit
Astronomers Detect a Signature of Life on a Distant Planet
Further studies are needed to determine whether K2-18b, which orbits a star 120 light-years away, is inhabited, or even habitable.
www.nytimes.com
April 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Actual holy shit
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Most intense three and a half weeks of my life but also hugely fulfilling. I've gotten to meet so many people fighting TB and other diseases of injustice. I'm disgusted and outraged by the unfolding catastrophe in human health, but TB Fighters make me believe a better world is possible.
April 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Most intense three and a half weeks of my life but also hugely fulfilling. I've gotten to meet so many people fighting TB and other diseases of injustice. I'm disgusted and outraged by the unfolding catastrophe in human health, but TB Fighters make me believe a better world is possible.
Happy Black Mirror Day!
April 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Happy Black Mirror Day!