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When you find the One, you love her with all your heart, your soul and being
When you find the One, you make her the center of your universe, and treasure her with everything you got
When you find the One, you let her know every single day, how grateful you are to have her in your life,
So my buddy texted me at 7 this morning & asked me how much vodka he needed for making scrambled eggs.
Being the wise a** I am, I texted back that it depends on who he's making the eggs for.
I haven't heard from him in 2 hours & am starting to worry...
So my buddy texted me at 7 this morning & asked me how much vodka he needed for making scrambled eggs.
Being the wise a** I am, I texted back that it depends on who he's making the eggs for.
I haven't heard from him in 2 hours & am starting to worry...
I hope everyone has a great relaxing holiday with family. I had to get up early to make sure everything is almost ready.
Luckily we have noontime restaurant reservations
I hope everyone has a great relaxing holiday with family. I had to get up early to make sure everything is almost ready.
Luckily we have noontime restaurant reservations