Things my sister texts:

New personality test: how many of your mutuals follow Amy Sedaris?

one ot7 pic a day: day 42!

8yrs ago I went to my 90s work Christmas party as the cover of she's all that. They had free ice cream. I won the office karaoke competition on a big stage w/ a live band. I kept pretending freddie prinze jr and I were doing a duet. It was great.

I feel like you see more MJ style choreo in western skewing kpop (eg. Dynamite) and I'm curious who decided that's a good strategy.

husbands

Look, I'm glad this is a safe space and I'm not kink shaming anyone, truly, but uh... how do I get less furry accounts in my discover page?

Tips on how to do any of the below will be much appreciated.
- study Service Design
- get paid to teach editing/promo producing
- learn music mixing/DJing

Washing machine: Hey, your laundry's done.
Me: May I have it?
Washing machine: No, hang on, I need 30 seconds to say goodbye.

It's been hit after hit. I watched the new mv like >:( when is the album coming out??

a pair of baby shoes with a ton of wear and tear on em tells a pretty sad story too. what could this baby have been running from

My toxic trait is I genuinely consider buying a printer every time I need to make a return to the iconic.