Lillie E. Franks
@lilliekoi.bsky.social
@onyxaminedlife on Twitter. Chicago trans woman/entity/entities. She/her or they/them. A short story writer and all around pretentious person. Weird jokes, political rants, some positivity. Friendly!
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"If someone asks if you’re a narc and you actually are a narc, you have to say it. That’s the rule. Like if someone directly asks you, you’re not allowed to lie about it. Same with if you’re a Republican..."
some rules today from Sasha Brown
https://www.havehashad.com/5as8y
some rules today from Sasha Brown
https://www.havehashad.com/5as8y
Narc Rules by Sasha Brown
If someone asks if you’re a narc and you actually are a narc, you have to say it. That’s the rule. Like if someone directly asks you, you’re not allowed to lie about it. Same with if you’re a…
www.havehashad.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"If someone asks if you’re a narc and you actually are a narc, you have to say it. That’s the rule. Like if someone directly asks you, you’re not allowed to lie about it. Same with if you’re a Republican..."
some rules today from Sasha Brown
https://www.havehashad.com/5as8y
some rules today from Sasha Brown
https://www.havehashad.com/5as8y
The basic concept behind tabletop games is pretty simple. Players represent all the characters who are human. The GM, or game master, represents everyone who's a Muppet
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The basic concept behind tabletop games is pretty simple. Players represent all the characters who are human. The GM, or game master, represents everyone who's a Muppet
I'm currently watching every Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie and no, it isn't worth it, even a little bit, but the one that's *sighs deeply* in 3D did introduce me to this song, which I will encourage you to listen to exactly 30 seconds of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLwt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLwt...
Hand Of The Almighty - John R. Butler
YouTube video by clotho98
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November 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I'm currently watching every Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie and no, it isn't worth it, even a little bit, but the one that's *sighs deeply* in 3D did introduce me to this song, which I will encourage you to listen to exactly 30 seconds of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLwt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLwt...
Reposted by Lillie E. Franks
"Eli’s all smiles and Thank you, Mrs. with my parents, but when they drive away, the other face comes out..."
HUGE fan of this new @lilliekoi.bsky.social story we are featuring in @hexliterary.bsky.social this week! Lillie captures so well the prickliness of childhood. Don't miss this new creeper!
HUGE fan of this new @lilliekoi.bsky.social story we are featuring in @hexliterary.bsky.social this week! Lillie captures so well the prickliness of childhood. Don't miss this new creeper!
Out by Lillie E. Franks
Eli says I can come over on Saturday, but I have to be quiet when we go inside, because his mom will be home all day. One time on the playground behind the swings, Eli told me that he hates his mom, a...
hexliterary.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"Eli’s all smiles and Thank you, Mrs. with my parents, but when they drive away, the other face comes out..."
HUGE fan of this new @lilliekoi.bsky.social story we are featuring in @hexliterary.bsky.social this week! Lillie captures so well the prickliness of childhood. Don't miss this new creeper!
HUGE fan of this new @lilliekoi.bsky.social story we are featuring in @hexliterary.bsky.social this week! Lillie captures so well the prickliness of childhood. Don't miss this new creeper!
New flash out with Hex Literary about the horror of childhood and the allure of finally finding an escape! I’m proud of this one!
“Eli says he wants to show me a secret. He says even his mom doesn’t know it, and she’s always spying on him trying to figure it out.”
“Eli says he wants to show me a secret. He says even his mom doesn’t know it, and she’s always spying on him trying to figure it out.”
"Eli says I can come over on Saturday, but I have to be quiet when we go inside, because his mom will be home all day."
We are so stoked to feature a new one by @lilliekoi.bsky.social today that is absolutely oozing with a phenomenal sense of childhood dread and weirdness. Don't miss "Out," up now!
We are so stoked to feature a new one by @lilliekoi.bsky.social today that is absolutely oozing with a phenomenal sense of childhood dread and weirdness. Don't miss "Out," up now!
Out by Lillie E. Franks
Eli says I can come over on Saturday, but I have to be quiet when we go inside, because his mom will be home all day. One time on the playground behind the swings, Eli told me that he hates his mom, a...
hexliterary.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
New flash out with Hex Literary about the horror of childhood and the allure of finally finding an escape! I’m proud of this one!
“Eli says he wants to show me a secret. He says even his mom doesn’t know it, and she’s always spying on him trying to figure it out.”
“Eli says he wants to show me a secret. He says even his mom doesn’t know it, and she’s always spying on him trying to figure it out.”
“Take me out to the ball game” is just an ode to 1908 gamer girls. I love that every baseball game, it’s a tradition to stand up, raise your voice, and imagine a girl who’s just not like other girls. She’s into baseball, and she even knows how many strikes make an out!
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
“Take me out to the ball game” is just an ode to 1908 gamer girls. I love that every baseball game, it’s a tradition to stand up, raise your voice, and imagine a girl who’s just not like other girls. She’s into baseball, and she even knows how many strikes make an out!
This is redundant; every poster is a clown
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is redundant; every poster is a clown
The quote “Those who cannot remember the past are doomed to repeat it” is often taken out of context. George Santayana was talking specifically about Starfleet officers trapped in the Typhon Expanse
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The quote “Those who cannot remember the past are doomed to repeat it” is often taken out of context. George Santayana was talking specifically about Starfleet officers trapped in the Typhon Expanse
Gender is a performance, and I'm sneaking in some coy jokes that the censors won't get
Gender is a performance and I don't allow video recording
Gender is a performance and I'm in a church basement playing with circuit-bent toys on the noise table at 130dB.
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Gender is a performance, and I'm sneaking in some coy jokes that the censors won't get
Conversation partner is neurotypical
Yappers be critical
Conversation partner is Autistic/ADHD
Yappers be free
Yappers be critical
Conversation partner is Autistic/ADHD
Yappers be free
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Conversation partner is neurotypical
Yappers be critical
Conversation partner is Autistic/ADHD
Yappers be free
Yappers be critical
Conversation partner is Autistic/ADHD
Yappers be free
Headline: The-
Me: This is going great so far; I understand perfectly.
Headline: Supreme-
Me, thinking about pizza: Ooo, this is gonna be a happy headline! Supreme things are really good!
Headline: Court-
Me: Uh oh
Headline: Rules-
Me: Just get it over with. I'm sorry for having hope.
Me: This is going great so far; I understand perfectly.
Headline: Supreme-
Me, thinking about pizza: Ooo, this is gonna be a happy headline! Supreme things are really good!
Headline: Court-
Me: Uh oh
Headline: Rules-
Me: Just get it over with. I'm sorry for having hope.
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Headline: The-
Me: This is going great so far; I understand perfectly.
Headline: Supreme-
Me, thinking about pizza: Ooo, this is gonna be a happy headline! Supreme things are really good!
Headline: Court-
Me: Uh oh
Headline: Rules-
Me: Just get it over with. I'm sorry for having hope.
Me: This is going great so far; I understand perfectly.
Headline: Supreme-
Me, thinking about pizza: Ooo, this is gonna be a happy headline! Supreme things are really good!
Headline: Court-
Me: Uh oh
Headline: Rules-
Me: Just get it over with. I'm sorry for having hope.
This is a number that's worth having in your head to get a sense of the scale of the issue here. The same amount of need. One tenth of the support. That's not business as usual. That's a sudden and utterly preventable cataclysm.
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is a number that's worth having in your head to get a sense of the scale of the issue here. The same amount of need. One tenth of the support. That's not business as usual. That's a sudden and utterly preventable cataclysm.
I feel like just mathematically there are certainly cool writing events and groups in Chicago, but I have no sense what they are or how to find them
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I feel like just mathematically there are certainly cool writing events and groups in Chicago, but I have no sense what they are or how to find them
Me: Okay, be honest. What do you think of the new dress? Does it look good on me?
The labyrinth guard who's my best friend: ...Why don't you ask my identical twin instead?
The labyrinth guard who's my best friend: ...Why don't you ask my identical twin instead?
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Me: Okay, be honest. What do you think of the new dress? Does it look good on me?
The labyrinth guard who's my best friend: ...Why don't you ask my identical twin instead?
The labyrinth guard who's my best friend: ...Why don't you ask my identical twin instead?
Importantly, unlike trans people, transphobes absolutely won’t suffer to live their identity. They hurt trans people because they can get away with it, and if they stop getting away with it, all but, like, three of them will cut it out.
We need to push for the total exclusion of transphobes from public life. Trans-eliminationists can then be faced with a choice of shutting the fuck up or a miserable life (more miserable than they already are).
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Importantly, unlike trans people, transphobes absolutely won’t suffer to live their identity. They hurt trans people because they can get away with it, and if they stop getting away with it, all but, like, three of them will cut it out.
If someone says they're not interested in a relationship with you because you're "incompatible" that's code for you being faster than their walking speed but slower than their running speed
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If someone says they're not interested in a relationship with you because you're "incompatible" that's code for you being faster than their walking speed but slower than their running speed
There's something so wild about admitting there is no compromising with transphobes and then wishing for better transphobes with whom to compromise. Realizing there's no reason to sacrifice the dignity and autonomy of your own community and it makes you angry because you wanted that reason.
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
There's something so wild about admitting there is no compromising with transphobes and then wishing for better transphobes with whom to compromise. Realizing there's no reason to sacrifice the dignity and autonomy of your own community and it makes you angry because you wanted that reason.
If William Shakespeare were Chuck Tingle, he would still write the words "Hoisted by my own pétard"
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If William Shakespeare were Chuck Tingle, he would still write the words "Hoisted by my own pétard"
Anything worth doing is worth doing silly
October 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Anything worth doing is worth doing silly
Man who's still in denial of being trapped in a time loop: This isn't my first rodeo
October 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Man who's still in denial of being trapped in a time loop: This isn't my first rodeo
This story is a little grim from the point of view of humans but it’s pretty cute if you imagine them as mosquito explorers. One of them has a little tiny compass and one has a pith hat, and when they land, they fly to the ground and kiss it with their proboscises
The discovery of three Culiseta annulata mosquitoes was confirmed this week by the Icelandic Institute of Natural History, which said the mosquitoes likely arrived by freight. n.pr/4qeQhWS
Iceland reports the presence of mosquitoes for the first time, as climate warms
The discovery of three Culiseta annulata mosquitoes was confirmed this week by the Natural Science Institute of Iceland, which said the mosquitoes likely arrived by freight.
n.pr
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This story is a little grim from the point of view of humans but it’s pretty cute if you imagine them as mosquito explorers. One of them has a little tiny compass and one has a pith hat, and when they land, they fly to the ground and kiss it with their proboscises
In horror movies, you've always got a community of side characters who just kind of accept that there's one place near where they live that's cursed and evil and you're never, ever allowed to go there, and I relate to that because it's basically how I handle cleaning my apartment
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
In horror movies, you've always got a community of side characters who just kind of accept that there's one place near where they live that's cursed and evil and you're never, ever allowed to go there, and I relate to that because it's basically how I handle cleaning my apartment
You don’t have to say ‘material conditions’. You can just call him the Joker.
the material conditions that cause crime in Gotham City are fundamentally different than the material conditions that cause crime in the real world
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You don’t have to say ‘material conditions’. You can just call him the Joker.
One major problem with the movie Groundhog Day (1993) is that at no point does Phil Conners ever attempt to prevent 9/11. You’re telling me that the universe decided playing the piano a little and wooing a girl is good enough when the largest terror attack on American soil was still looming?
October 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
One major problem with the movie Groundhog Day (1993) is that at no point does Phil Conners ever attempt to prevent 9/11. You’re telling me that the universe decided playing the piano a little and wooing a girl is good enough when the largest terror attack on American soil was still looming?
Person who's only ever experienced the world through the lens of their own identity: Getting a lot of "me" vibes from you right now...
October 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Person who's only ever experienced the world through the lens of their own identity: Getting a lot of "me" vibes from you right now...