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Saving money for a lighthouse on top of a mountain
Logging in to say this. There is a lack of compassion on the left. Respect the survivalism above those. There is an inner cop in a lot of people who have always been betrayed, show loyalty and some sympathy of trying to survive and your ideas go far. Peace out.
August 16, 2024 at 12:36 PM
End of curb your enthusiasm is a huge loss for the Jewish Arsehole community.
April 8, 2024 at 10:09 AM
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Folks, I need to borrow $15,000
April 6, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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April 5, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I have to watch Taboo. The show where Tom Hardy Fucks his sister even though it's not really central to the plot because they won't put bloodborne on PC and this is the best Gothic setting otherwise.
April 6, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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gilgamesh goes to doctor, he says "listen to me, doctor of great uruk, i weep for my friend, like a grief-stricken woman, i howl in despair! he was the shaft at my side, the bedrock of my strength!

doctor says "go to see enkidu, that will cheer you"

"BUT DOCTOR, THAT IS THE FRIEND I LAMENT"
September 22, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Not even misinfo but I feel like everything I assume is somethibf I've heard from a proverbial older brother but when I go to verify I have no real trusted sources I can access.
April 5, 2024 at 11:49 PM
It's only April but my June is going to kick so much arse.
April 5, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Haken: what if Gentle Giant had distortion
April 4, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Having a couch on a hardwood floor really gets you to appreciate continental drift theory
April 4, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Working for a big bank I do realise that a lot of the shit that drives us up the wall with everything is that no system can be built at a scale to accommodate the needs of so many people. Government or otherwise.
April 4, 2024 at 6:24 AM
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inside you are two wolves, etc
April 3, 2024 at 7:08 PM
It's more that it's framed that the issue is that they don't want a repeat of Ginsburg rather than the entire lifetime appointment thing is insane or that it's partisan... Or that interpreting laws based on what people might have thought 250 years ago is valid
April 3, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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Biden: Will you stop with the bombing?

Bibi: No

Biden: OK.
April 3, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Should probably start making plans with people in the states.
April 3, 2024 at 6:50 AM
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Noticing my adventuring party is weary I reach into my pack and take out the gift the wood elves gave us for just this moment; there wrapped carefully in a thick leaf: an eightball of coke
April 3, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech.

CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
April 2, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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April 2, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I like working from home for convenience but I hate that I have to make one room in my house suck ass.
April 2, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Stares up from my newspaper with Eye Holes
🇫🇮👀 "Finnish diplomats have revived the naked art of “sauna diplomacy” as Nato allies explore creative ways to evade Russian hackers and spies", - The Telegraph
April 1, 2024 at 8:21 AM
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KRAMER: I'm hunting him, Jerry

JERRY: Who?

KRAMER: My friend Bob Sacamano. He sacrificed the Band of the Hawk to become one of the God Hand. Now I'm marked with this Brand of Sacrifice and haunted by demons.

GEORGE: You live a fascinating life, don't you?

KRAMER: [wild hand gesture] Oh yeah
March 27, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Was walking my dog to the park yesterday and this dude was doing some kind of DIY project outside with some power tools while blasting Metallica, and I made eye contact with him and threw some horns and then he did a huge line off of some plank in his garage. 10/10 neighbour
March 30, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I already knew about this but I didn't want to make a big deal over it.
A very cool result from #JWST: a supernova went off 10 billion years ago in a galaxy that is now 16 billion light-years away from us. Via gravitational lensing, the supernova appears as 3 different images (!); image A arrived first, followed by C (70 days later), then image B (50 days after that). 🧪
March 29, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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Being allowed to smoke in bars should not come back. But a total smoking ban seems kind of lame. Every bar should be allowed to designate one cool old person in the bar and they and only they are allowed to smoke in there. They have to be pretty old though. I feel strongly about that
March 29, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Literally this has been a running joke in the Simpsosns since the early 90s as something so outrageous that used to happen. We're literally re visiting shut cases from the early 20th century.
March 29, 2024 at 7:57 PM