Baldur's Goat
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I die a little inside when people use AI to write their unit tests.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I die a little inside when people use AI to write their unit tests.
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OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
October 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
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We are dismantling American higher education & scientific research & health care & all the other things to fund concentration camps
If the GOP reconciliation bill passes, ICE gets through FY2029:
- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
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June 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
We are dismantling American higher education & scientific research & health care & all the other things to fund concentration camps
you misunderstood. it's a *blender* reveal party.
Congrats! it's a Hamilton-Beach!
Congrats! it's a Hamilton-Beach!
June 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
you misunderstood. it's a *blender* reveal party.
Congrats! it's a Hamilton-Beach!
Congrats! it's a Hamilton-Beach!
The Venn Diagram of people who play "Born in the USA" at political rallies and those who are pissed at Bruce Springsteen for speaking the truth is a circle
May 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The Venn Diagram of people who play "Born in the USA" at political rallies and those who are pissed at Bruce Springsteen for speaking the truth is a circle
More Francis...es, fewer Ratzingers.
April 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
More Francis...es, fewer Ratzingers.
Call it a 2% tariff on millionaires and the MAGAts will vote for him too
April 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Call it a 2% tariff on millionaires and the MAGAts will vote for him too
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I always imagined that I would know I was in a midlife crisis when the lyrics "the child is grown, the dream is gone" hit differently.
What I learned is that I have been in midlife crisis since the age of 18.
What I learned is that I have been in midlife crisis since the age of 18.
April 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I always imagined that I would know I was in a midlife crisis when the lyrics "the child is grown, the dream is gone" hit differently.
What I learned is that I have been in midlife crisis since the age of 18.
What I learned is that I have been in midlife crisis since the age of 18.
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CIA Dir. Ratcliffe: My communications to be clear in a signal message group were entirely permissible and lawful and did not include classified information.
Sen. Warner: If it's not classified, share the texts with the committee
Sen. Warner: If it's not classified, share the texts with the committee
March 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
CIA Dir. Ratcliffe: My communications to be clear in a signal message group were entirely permissible and lawful and did not include classified information.
Sen. Warner: If it's not classified, share the texts with the committee
Sen. Warner: If it's not classified, share the texts with the committee
Rt with a movie you know all the lines to.
March 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Rt with a movie you know all the lines to.
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He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
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People need to be crystal clear about something: The requirement that the government ANSWER to a court on the legal basis for detaining someone is literally the core liberty right (habeas corpus). If the government says they don’t have to do that bc “national security,” YOU can be disappeared.
March 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
People need to be crystal clear about something: The requirement that the government ANSWER to a court on the legal basis for detaining someone is literally the core liberty right (habeas corpus). If the government says they don’t have to do that bc “national security,” YOU can be disappeared.
Beware the IDEs of March.
/Side-eyes Visual Studio
/Side-eyes Visual Studio
March 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Beware the IDEs of March.
/Side-eyes Visual Studio
/Side-eyes Visual Studio
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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
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Them: "empathy is a sin"
Me: I'm on a
Me: I'm on a
AC/DC - Highway to Hell (Official Video)
YouTube video by acdcVEVO
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February 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Them: "empathy is a sin"
Me: I'm on a
Me: I'm on a
The cartoonist must have a video feed similar to mine, filled with pelicans and egrets swallowing all kinds of prey whole.
It's effing terrifying and evidence an entire horror genre is untapped.
It's effing terrifying and evidence an entire horror genre is untapped.
February 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The cartoonist must have a video feed similar to mine, filled with pelicans and egrets swallowing all kinds of prey whole.
It's effing terrifying and evidence an entire horror genre is untapped.
It's effing terrifying and evidence an entire horror genre is untapped.
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February 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
C'mon Buddy, "Marjorie Taylor Greenland" was RIGHT THERE
I expect better quality trolling from my GA reps
I expect better quality trolling from my GA reps
Rep. Buddy Carter (R-Georgia) has introduced a bill to "authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland"—and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland."
“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland,” Carter said.
“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland,” Carter said.
February 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
C'mon Buddy, "Marjorie Taylor Greenland" was RIGHT THERE
I expect better quality trolling from my GA reps
I expect better quality trolling from my GA reps
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From the Civil Rights division of the DOJ to the CFPB, the administrative state is designed to make material the abstract rights expressed in law. In its absence, what remains is the old enslaver state governed by the unrestrained whims of the rich & powerful.
February 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
From the Civil Rights division of the DOJ to the CFPB, the administrative state is designed to make material the abstract rights expressed in law. In its absence, what remains is the old enslaver state governed by the unrestrained whims of the rich & powerful.
I need an Inglourious Basterds poster featuring Indiana Jones, Captain America, BJ Blazkowicz, the Oversteegen sisters, and Luigi Mario
January 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I need an Inglourious Basterds poster featuring Indiana Jones, Captain America, BJ Blazkowicz, the Oversteegen sisters, and Luigi Mario
I may look fine but really I'm pining for the Half-Life 2-era graphics vibe
January 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I may look fine but really I'm pining for the Half-Life 2-era graphics vibe
January 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM