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Kela Smash
@kelasmash.bsky.social
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disabled queer poly kinky leftist trans woman gamer, she/her

I play games, have opinions, and shitpost.

I stream on YouTube.com/@KelaSmash. Finished streams are there. Probably going to start posting excerpts.

Signal is kela.42 - text me some war plans
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Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 15d
Look. I know I used to stream all the time but @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com 's TWW patch 11.1.7 and my RTX 5060 Ti did not play well together and caused hard crashes that i had to reboot to get out of WoW (and only WoW, BG3, GW2, DATV - all fine). I tried everything including quitting streaming. 1/
kelasmash.bsky.social
Hey, we are streaming. Come see.

#KelaPlays #GwenzillaPlays #KelaAndGwenPlay #LarianStudios #Larian #BG3 #Baldur'sGate3

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - The Great Creche' Cleanse Edition
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November 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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We forgot to use the Ogre horn so we're going to go back to the Creche and clean it out, because Vlaakith was mean to us.

#BG3 #Baldur'sGate3 #DnD5e #DnD #Queer #Love #Girlfriends #LGBTQIA+ #NeurospicyFuntimes #KelaAndGwenPlay #PlayDate #IntercontinentalRomance

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Orcs in the Creche': The Wreckinin' (for real this time) Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
kelasmash.bsky.social
Discovery is such a fucking good show. Watching it again with my gf who's new to it and noticing things I missed before, including an exchange between Saru and Burnham of this quote:

#StarTrek #ST:D #DISCO #Discovery #Saru #MichaelBurnham #Aeschylus #tags:brutal-comforting #KevinBacon
A screenshot from the website goodreads with a round black profile picture frame containing the marble bust of theancient dramatist's head and the quote: "Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God." -Aeschylus tags: brutal-comforting
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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We're back for Zombies in Grymforge: Part 3 - More Reckonin'

#KelaPlays @gwenzilla.bsky.social #GwenPlays #KelaAndGwenPlay #DateInFaerun #BG3 #Baldur'sGate3 #Larian #Lae'zel #Shadowheart #AllGirlTeam #QueerLove #AUA

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Zombies in Grymforge: Part 3 - More Reckonin' Edition
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November 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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GW2 stream! doing story for VoE so spoiler alert

#GW2 #VisionsOfEternity

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Kela Plays GW2 - Mesmer Class Is Best Class Edition
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November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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We have loaded from a save called Zombies in Grymforge: Part 2 - The Reckonin'. Should be a good session.

#BG3 #LarianStudios #Baldur'sGateIII #Let'sPlay #KelaPlays #GwenPlays #KelaAndGwenPlay #GirlfriendPlaythrough #Virgin #QueerLove #AUA

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Zombies in Grymforge: Part 2 - The Reckonin' Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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November 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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live with my gf @gwenzilla.bsky.social once more! We are underdarking.

#BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGateIII #KelaAndGwenPlay #GirlfriendPlaythrough #OneOfUsIsAVirgin #Queerlove #LGBTQIA+ #Trans #Queer #AUA

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Over Tower, Underdark Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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November 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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late start tonight

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Tower Conquest!
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I have no idea if this will work at all but let's find out!

#WoW #Midnight #Beta #FirstLook #KelaPlays #Let'sPlay #Trans #Queer #LGBTQIA+ #AMA

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Kela Plays WoW - Midnight Beta First Look Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
kelasmash.bsky.social
I think I could be an okay standup comic, if I could stand up, or was funny
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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After accidentally (and due to a migraine that would not die) staying up to late I manage to catch T&E live for the WoW Podcast, Obviously so I stayed up and superchatted them. Love y’all @tande.tv & @gwenzilla.bsky.social

#PatronWithRealLifeMoney #NotMuchThough

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November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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"Hope is not a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky. It is an axe you break down doors with in an emergency."

- Rebecca Solnit
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Danger, Tactical Girlfriend is back! LIVE! That's me. I'm playing with @gwenzilla.bsky.social

#BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate3 #AllGirlPlaythrough #GwenAndKelaPlay #TransCisRelaysh #QueerLove

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Compost The Rich Edition
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November 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Playing BG3 with my incredibly awesome girlfriend, @gwenzilla.bsky.social. She hasn't finished the game or gotten much past Act I, so you can see her virgin reactions :)

#BG3 #Baldur'sGate3 #LarianStudios #DnD5e #TacticalGirlfriend #LiveBarding #QueerLove

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Chicken Nugget Bribe Edition
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November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
Balduring my girlfriend's gates again :)

#BG3 #Baldur'sGateIII #Larian #DnD5e #Trans #Queer #LGBTQIA+ #AMA #Let'sPlay #KelaAndGwenPlay

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Underdark to level then Creche
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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November 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Tune in to see my gf's virgin playthrough :)

#BG3 #LarianStudios #BestBGisBG3 #DnD5e #Girlfriends #Queer #AUA #That'sAskUsAnything #TypeInChatPleaseIBegYou #KelaPlays #GwenPlays #KelaAndGwenPlay

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Kela and Gwen Play BG3 - Trash Detail & Creche Conquering
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Look! Again! LIIIIIIIIIIVE!

#BG3 #DnD5e #Baldur'sGateIII #Shadowheart #Lae'zel #AllGirlParty #RLGirlfriendsPlay #KelaPlays #GwenPlays #KelaAndGwenPlay

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Crush That Creche Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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November 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
Oh, claude. You know me so well.

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#Claude #AI #Slop #ItMeIAmTheSlop
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November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
Hey if you missed my first stream in a MONTH last night, just because it was unannounced and started in the wee hours of my side of the pond, you missed the party! My archived streams are all there at youtube.com/@kelasmash/streams if you want to check them out.

#BG3 #PartyTime #Excellent #DnD5e
This is a screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3, taken in the Mountain Pass map on the overlook to the canyon. Our adventuring party, having decide to make camp for the day, are engaging in Camp Dance. Well, I say our party, but Shadowheart stands in the background, still in her armor and making a "what are you guys doing" face with her arms bent at the elbows, hands raised. The rest of us are already in our camp clothes. Lae'zel and I (the large purple female Mephistopheles tiefling at center) are performing the same modern dance move, raising the roof while kicking up our right legs, facing stage left. My delightful girlfriend, Gwen, a pale skinned half elf faces me towards stage right, beginning to do the ancient breakdancing maneuver, The Wave. Between Lae'zel and I, the quasit Shovel is doing jazz hands. Lae'zel, a githyanki with green skin with black markings and red hair, wears the tight and revealing black leather camp clothes she comes with. I, currently named Treesha Scratchbane (I change almost every play session to reflect an injoke), purple with a long tail and long multicolored (purples, blues and lilacs) hair, am wearing the sexy black leather camp clothes I took of Minthara's corpse (the best reason to kill her.) Gwen's character Cioran, the pale half-elf with long blonde hair with two thin decorative braids on left and right, is wearing a rich maroon velvet tunic with tight brown pants. To her stage left Shadowheart is back behind the dance line, wearing her Luminous Armor that we just found, a mixture of reds, browns and dull metal. Her signature long braided black hair is trimmed in silver and onyx and the ponytail lays forward across her right shoulder. Shovel, of course, is naked.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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what's that? i'm streaming? really? wow. it's been a while.

#BG3 #DnD5e #KelaPlays #PlayDateWithMyGirlfriend

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Kela Playing BG3 - Balduring My Girlfriend's Third Gate Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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November 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.
Statement from The NewsGuild of New York and Condé United on illegal firing of four union leaders who demanded answers about this week’s layoffs at Teen Vogue, other brands Late Wednesday night, Condé Nast’s VP of Labor Relations notified the Guild that the Company was immediately terminating four Condé United leaders for engaging in the protected concerted activity of gathering in their 1 World Trade Center office to demand answers on this week’s abrupt layoffs at multiple brands including WIRED and the consolidation at Teen Vogue. These egregious terminations are a flagrant breach of the Just Cause terms of our contract and an unprecedented violation of their federally protected rights as union members to participate in a collective action. Through these illegal terminations, Condé Nast management is attempting to intimidate and silence our members' advocacy for the courageous cultural and political journalism of Teen Vogue, as well as diverting attention away from the obvious lack of corporate leadership at the company. Condé United members illegally fired are: Alma Avalle: Writer, digital producer at Bon Appetit; NewsGuild of New York first vice president, trans activist, and union leader Jake Lahut: Wired senior reporter covering the Trump White House Jasper Lo: Senior fact checker at The New Yorker and US Army veteran: outgoing first vice chair of The New Yorker Union Ben Dewey: Videographer at Condé Nast Entertainment, former vice chair of the CNE unit “Management’s attempt at union-busting, using intimidation and grossly illegal tactics to try to suppress protected union activity, will not stand,” said Susan DeCarava, president of The NewsGuild of New York. “The NewsGuild of New York has zero tolerance for bad bosses who harass, target and disrespect our fellow Guild members. We represent nearly 6,000 media workers across the tri-state area and we stand firmly in solidarity, ready to fight for the rights of our members illegally fired from their jobs at …
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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@blizzard.com! @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com! NO! *sprays vigorously with water bottle* BAD! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! *squirts*

#Blizzard #WoW #TWW #Warcraft #TaurenDraneiSolidarity #SaveTheHooves #WhatIsItWithYouAndFeet #Xal'atoes #WikiFeetIsWatching
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
Look. I know I used to stream all the time but @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com 's TWW patch 11.1.7 and my RTX 5060 Ti did not play well together and caused hard crashes that i had to reboot to get out of WoW (and only WoW, BG3, GW2, DATV - all fine). I tried everything including quitting streaming. 1/
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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#AltText #WoW #TWW #LegionRemix
[Kelafic]: so my brain just served up "i wonder if someone has written nelf/ naga slash" [ Kelafic]: and thereby i have accidentally invoked Rule 34 [Malandras]: el oh el Kelafic]: i should proabbly get off the timewalker [Rhodaria]: aye [Edovard]: With that fanfic you could [Kelafic]: *rimshot* for bonus fun, the ai overview i am inflicted with when I use Google Lens to pull the text out of an image for these alt texts correctly identified that it was world of warcraft the first time it ran, when I got the actual text for above. When I went back, it had lost the plot. Here's what it said: Kelafic]: so my brain just served up "i wonder if someone has written nelf/ naga slash" [ Kelafic]: and thereby i have accidentally invoked Rule 34 [Malandras]: el oh el Kelafic]: i should proabbly get off the timewalker [Rhodaria]: aye [Edovard]: With that fanfic you could [Kelafic]: *rimshot*
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM