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Kela Smash
@kelasmash.bsky.social
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disabled queer poly kinky leftist trans woman gamer, she/her

I play games, have opinions, and shitpost.

I stream on YouTube.com/@KelaSmash. Finished streams are there. Probably going to start posting excerpts.

Signal is kela.42 - text me some war plans
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Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · Nov 7
Look. I know I used to stream all the time but @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com 's TWW patch 11.1.7 and my RTX 5060 Ti did not play well together and caused hard crashes that i had to reboot to get out of WoW (and only WoW, BG3, GW2, DATV - all fine). I tried everything including quitting streaming. 1/
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laurajedeed.bsky.social
Hi there, my Slate article about ICE is blowing up and I've been talking into a microphone nonstop all day

I'm going to make a thread of the interviews I've done already, and the ones I'm going to do in the next few days. Feel free to check them out if you would like to!

🧵
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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leftocorangehater.bsky.social
#SCOTUS
January 15, 2026 at 9:14 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
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injecting this paused Veritasium video into the memesphere bc it makes a good react i think
Gyazo
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January 14, 2026 at 7:23 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
#KelaPlays #KelaPlaysWoW #KelaRaids #KelaRaidsWoW #WoW #Warcraft #TWW #TheWarWithin #TheGhostsofK'aresh #ManaforgeOmega #Heroic #Raid #Dimensius #Curve #AOTC #InclusiveRaiding #NeuroSpicy #LGBTQIA+ #Trans #Queer #AMA
#GratuitousMetaTag

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Kela Raiding WoW - Reciprocity Curve Progression - H Dimensius - DINO DINO Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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January 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
Maybe we didn't kill ALL of them but a whole bunch. We're the heroes?

#BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate3 #KelaPlays #GwenPlays #KelaAndGwenPlay #GirlfriendPlaythrough #VirginPlaythrough @gwenzilla.bsky.social #DiggyDiggyHole #QueerLove #LGBTQIA+ #AMA

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Act II - We Killed All The Crime Lords Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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January 6, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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cateille.bsky.social
wicked
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
kelasmash.bsky.social
Curve tonight? maybe!

#KelaPlays #KelaRaids #Raiding #Warcraft #WoW #TWW #TheWarWithin #ManaforgeOmega #Heroic #Dimensius #AOTC #Curve #InclusiveRaiding #NeuroSpicy #LGBTQIA+ #Trans #Queer #AMA

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Kela Raiding WoW - Reciprocity AOTC Progression H Dimensius - Murdertime Edition
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January 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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i am rooting as much as is appropriate for mamdani to be an effective mayor because if he manages it, he will be an important model and national leader for american progressives — one part fiorello la guardia, one part robert la folette
madwonk.bsky.social Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 13d
Holy shit it's real
Description of the two task forces organized by Mandami, LIFT (use city owned land to develop housing) and SPEED (identify what slows down and drives up the costs on affordable housing)
January 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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kelasmash.bsky.social
If someone were hypothetically to ask me what was the biggest change to my daily since I moved to the PNW it would be that I *frequently* run into trans women...

I don't know....

who live in my BUILDING.

#It'sJustScience #AltText #DensityHasALeftWingBias
slightly wider than tall rectangular white background showing a simple line graph, the axes and labels in black and a blue line curve meant to represent the line plot of the data versus the axes. there are four widely and evenly spaced horizontal light grey horizontal lines drawn across from the Y axis to the edge of the shown graph space, the top line drawn from the end of the labeled black Y axis to the corner at top right. The label on the Y axis is turned 90 degrees from standard, to match the axis and reads in black sans serif text "Likelhood of Meeting Trans Women." The X axis is labeled with the same color and font Density of Population. The blue data plot curve is being presented as if the data represents an exponential increase in likelihood of meeting a trans woman in the wild when the data is sampled in areas of higher population density. Specifically, the curve starts at the origin and stretches out across the X axis only slightly rising versus the Y axis such that by the time the line reaches the center of the graph horizontally, it has risen only enough to imply a chance in the single digits. At about three-quarters horizontal, the curve follows a typical "hockey stick" or "J-curve" exponential pattern, climbing rapidly in a steeping curve to collide with (somehow) the implication of 99%. To address the demons (those in my head, and those who might cosplay as them) I made this. There's no data. This is an assumption/hypothesis I've made up inside my head and on my computer. And for any whattabouters: You've met so. many. trans. men. They walk amongst you, unseen. Fear them. (j/k love them, they're awesome). Nonbinary people have it rough wherever they live, even "safe queer spaces" - ask one. Any one. Pick an enby. Trans women? They KILL us. Often because it's harder for a lot of us to conceal our AMAB orgins, but as often because we've concealed them too well. Black and brown trans women have a life expectancy of 35. Sit with that. Ask why.
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
omg. when they get the scansion PERFECT and you can HEAR it sung by the original artist in your head

@bigmoodenergy.bsky.social this you? brava. brilliant! Next lines, "come together/right now/USB"?

#FilkFTW #Brilliant #ICanHearIt #LateToThePostParty
a black background snip of a purported bsky post in white text. the profile circle picture appears to be a white person whearing a cowboy hat with long hair, braided into pigtails? maybe. i got bad eyes. Behold: alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty December 27, 2024 at 8:24 PM Everybody
January 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
kelasmash.bsky.social
i'm late to the party on this post but holy shit this is great
pookleblinky.bsky.social Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Dec 12
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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angus.bsky.social
I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this.

He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
Mamdani's Executive Order Number 1, as described in the post.
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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kennedytcooper.bsky.social
It is new year's day have you made your lemon pig yet
W lemon pig, a lemon carved to look like a pig, its eyes wre cloves, it has toothpick legs, it has a coin in its mouth for good luck
January 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
kelasmash.bsky.social
I don't know man. i feel good about tonight. first phase is down cold and 2nd phase is clean. I've seen third phase personally like twice but the team's doing it. I dream of alive at Phase 4. Changing mains is a lot.

#WoW #Raiding #Heroic #Curve #Dimensius

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Kela Raiding WoW - Curve Prog H Dimensius - Fear/Eat the Chockacapbra Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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January 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
Happy Nude Beer! Stream!

#BG3 #KelaAndGwenPlay @gwenzilla.bsky.social #Larian #QueerLove #NewYearNewAct

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Act Three, Maybe? Happy Nude Beer Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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January 1, 2026 at 6:56 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
Is+Rejection+Sensitive+Dysphoria+the+Stockholm+Syndrome+of+the+ADHD+Brain%3F elejrnl.com?p=4204872
Is Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria the Stockholm Syndrome of the ADHD Brain? | elephant journal
There are days when I feel like my nervous system is being held hostage. I want to walk into the world as myself, unguarded, unfiltered, spontaneous, but just as I begin to, something clamps down insi...
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December 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
It's the last raid of the year, so it seems like a good time to kill the boss for Ahead of the Curve. We've been doing pretty good and i have a good feeling about tonight. Curve shall be ours!

#WoW #Raiding #TWW #ManaforgeOmega #AOTC #InclusiveRaiding #Neurospicy

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Kela Raiding WoW - AOTC Prog Dimensius - Dead Year, Dead Boss Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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December 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
Everyone's a critic

#BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate3 #ChristmasSIllyWithTheGirlfriend @gwenzilla.bsky.social
#AllBardPlaythrough

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December 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
kelasmash.bsky.social
you are cordially invited to a couple hours of combat probably

#BG3 #Baldur'sGate3 #Larian @gwenzilla.bsky.social #KelaAndGwenPlay #Gwen'sVirginPlaythrough #AlmostCaughtUpToMyPlaythrough #ActII #MoonriseTowers #QueerLove #Girlfriends #PlayDate

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - The Great Moonrise Towers Cleanse Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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December 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
We are cleansing Reithwin on @gwenzilla.bsky.social virgin playthrough come seeeeee

#BG3 #Larian #GirlfriendPlaythrough #Baldur'sGate3 #ActII #Lae'zel #Shadowheart #FunWithDisguiseSelf #QueerLove #AMA #AUA #JustChatAlreadyDamnIt

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - Just Let It Happen Darlin' Don't Fight It Edition
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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December 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
Cioran may have died horribly to a trap i was in the process of warning her about last session. but now it's this session! Rejoice!

#BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate3 #GwenIsARealLifeBard #KelaAndGwenPlay #AllGirlTeam #Shadowheart #Lae'zel

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Kela and Gwen Playing BG3 - The Last Save is 'Cioran Is Stupid'
YouTube video by Kela Smash
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December 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
kelasmash.bsky.social
hey y'all that mythos that you have of women as the underpinning of society and the keepers of wisdom and the ones who actually get shit done is #TrueFacts and read @trans.bsky.social here about the better world we can build together
trans.bsky.social Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 28d
Trans people (especially trans women, disabled trans folks, & BIPOC trans people) are often engaged with social reproduction (informal labor, care work, DIY HRT, mutual aid).

Revolutionary optimism recognizes that our survival strategies already constitute proto-infrastructures for a better world.
December 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
kelasmash.bsky.social
look y'all maybe i've been too subtle but read the hashtags and the alt text #IPutTheBestJokeInHashtagsUsually and hopefully you ALL do your best when posting images to included alt text for people with visual differences so if point it out in a hash tag #LikeThis #AltText maybe click it and read it
kelasmash.bsky.social Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 28d
Ok y’all clearly missed this
kelasmash.bsky.social Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 29d
If someone were hypothetically to ask me what was the biggest change to my daily since I moved to the PNW it would be that I *frequently* run into trans women...

I don't know....

who live in my BUILDING.

#It'sJustScience #AltText #DensityHasALeftWingBias
December 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
kelasmash.bsky.social
Ok y’all clearly missed this
kelasmash.bsky.social Kela Smash @kelasmash.bsky.social · 29d
If someone were hypothetically to ask me what was the biggest change to my daily since I moved to the PNW it would be that I *frequently* run into trans women...

I don't know....

who live in my BUILDING.

#It'sJustScience #AltText #DensityHasALeftWingBias
slightly wider than tall rectangular white background showing a simple line graph, the axes and labels in black and a blue line curve meant to represent the line plot of the data versus the axes. there are four widely and evenly spaced horizontal light grey horizontal lines drawn across from the Y axis to the edge of the shown graph space, the top line drawn from the end of the labeled black Y axis to the corner at top right. The label on the Y axis is turned 90 degrees from standard, to match the axis and reads in black sans serif text "Likelhood of Meeting Trans Women." The X axis is labeled with the same color and font Density of Population. The blue data plot curve is being presented as if the data represents an exponential increase in likelihood of meeting a trans woman in the wild when the data is sampled in areas of higher population density. Specifically, the curve starts at the origin and stretches out across the X axis only slightly rising versus the Y axis such that by the time the line reaches the center of the graph horizontally, it has risen only enough to imply a chance in the single digits. At about three-quarters horizontal, the curve follows a typical "hockey stick" or "J-curve" exponential pattern, climbing rapidly in a steeping curve to collide with (somehow) the implication of 99%. To address the demons (those in my head, and those who might cosplay as them) I made this. There's no data. This is an assumption/hypothesis I've made up inside my head and on my computer. And for any whattabouters: You've met so. many. trans. men. They walk amongst you, unseen. Fear them. (j/k love them, they're awesome). Nonbinary people have it rough wherever they live, even "safe queer spaces" - ask one. Any one. Pick an enby. Trans women? They KILL us. Often because it's harder for a lot of us to conceal our AMAB orgins, but as often because we've concealed them too well. Black and brown trans women have a life expectancy of 35. Sit with that. Ask why.
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
kelasmash.bsky.social
Welp
trans.bsky.social Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 28d
meanwhile, the US attorney general also wants to categorize trans equality activists as belonging to “designated terrorist organizations”.

a leaked Justice Department memo from December 9th added “radical gender ideology” as part of its definition of “domestic terrorism”.
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM