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lesonix.bsky.social
Warum als Bahnfahrer gehst du 20 Minuten vor Abfahrt in den ICE um dann erstmal schön die Verkostung deines Dönertellers zu zelebrieren?

„Oh, das riecht aber richtig gut, oder?“
„Ja mein Hähnchen auch, richtig gut.“
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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chaleurart.bsky.social
A 6 panel meme following the "open the gate" template: - They're reviving Vine - Open the gate - It's Jack Dorsey - Close the gate - He's banning AI content - Open the gate a little
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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ianzpotter.bsky.social
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
lesonix.bsky.social
Glückwunsch für das Banner #hansa
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
lesonix.bsky.social
Niemand hat so geile Kurven wie Harenbrocks Halbfeldflanken.
October 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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reckless.bsky.social
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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olekracht.bsky.social
um mich selber zu zitieren: self-fulfilling prophecy in der normalsten linken Szene .. erneut musste die Veranstaltung abgesagt werden
Screenshot: Absage der Veranstaltung "Niemand soll Täter werden - Sexismus, Macht und Schweigen in der Musikszene", ohne konkrete Nennung von Gründen
October 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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kthorjensen.bsky.social
we are in a self-awareness crisis
Quote post from X by "OscarAI": Never do this: Passing off someone else’s work as your own. This Grok Imagine effect with the day-to-night transition was created by me — and I’m pretty sure that person knows it. To make things worse, their copy has more impressions than my original post. Not cool 👎 Quoted post: Prashant @Prashant_1722 Oct 15 Grok Imagine trick: Add "day to night transition" to your prompt. In shots like this, you’ll see a beautiful, harmonious effect as the day turns int... (AI slop animation video)
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
lesonix.bsky.social
Endlich wieder Sieg-Gebrülle #hansa
October 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
lesonix.bsky.social
„I sleep in a car bed“ - „I sleep in a bed with my wife“
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
lesonix.bsky.social
Hades 2 ✅
Screenshot of Poseidon sharing some family insights Screenshot of Hera congratulating on a successful task Screenshot of a big „Task complete“ screen Screenshot of the credits.
October 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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13sarahmurphy.bsky.social
Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
SHOCK POLL: NIGEL FARAGE WILL BE PM TOMORROW IN an amazing poll conducted by The Pointless Polling Company, it was revealed that voters' intentions may well change over the next three and a half years and at present it's 100 percent impossible to guess what the next government might look like. However, 99 percent of journalists agree that it would be much more fun if we had an election tomorrow and everybody resigned and everything was chaos and Farage had a go at being PM, just for the hell of it, because it was so much fun when Brexit happened and then the government kept falling every five minutes and we could write endless pieces about (cont. p94)
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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marktwain64.bsky.social
Ab sofort: Post mortem von Wagner.
October 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
lesonix.bsky.social
Just finished „Replay“ by @jmechner.bsky.social. What a wonderful and touching book! Thank you for sharing! ☺️
A picture of the English edition of Jordan Mechners graphic novel „Replay“ on a wooden table next to a green chair
October 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
lesonix.bsky.social
Hollow Knight: Silksong ✅
Hornet plays an instrument in front of a mechanical audience A large white bird sits atop a mountain Hornet sits in a small carriage surrounded by fluffy fleas End card, showing 89% completion and 62h 40m completion time
September 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
lesonix.bsky.social
Jetzt neu im Hansa-Shop: Originalstück vom Aufstiegstraum, handgearbeitet und in Acryl. Nur 69,99€. Jetzt kaufen.
September 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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danmcdaid.bsky.social
This person is correct!
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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eliashirschl.bsky.social
ich wenn gisela zu schnell läuft
Ein Ort auf google maps namens Gisela Warte
September 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
lesonix.bsky.social
Top Timing Hansa
September 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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nosolobot.bsky.social
Super Hexagon was released on this day 13 years ago

🏢 Terry Cavanagh, Distractionware
📅 31/08/2012
🖥 Android, BlackBerry OS, Linux, Mac, Windows, iOS

#videogames
Super Hexagon was released on this day 13 years ago screenshot Super Hexagon was released on this day 13 years ago screenshot
August 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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discoelysiumbot.bsky.social
EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”
August 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
lesonix.bsky.social
Einfach klasse diese KI. Dafür doch direkt nochmal ein paar Quadratmeter Regenwald verstromen
KI-Zusammenfassung von Google: „In Hamm gibt es keine Zugteilung. Stattdessen ist Hamm ein wichtiger Verkehrsknotenpunkt, an dem Züge, die von Berlin Richtung Ruhrgebiet fahren, in zwei separate Züge aufgeteilt werden.“
August 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
lesonix.bsky.social
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 ✅
Eine Figur schaut auf eine belebte blumige Umgebung Eine Figur schaut auf eine Art Unterwasserwelt Blick in Richtung einer Art Fokuspunkt mehrerer schwebender felsformationen Blick auf eine überlebensgroße Figur die vor einer großen grob geschriebenen 33 kauert
August 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM