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neither a lesbian nor fito páez
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so this is what Eugène Ionesco was warning us about in Rhinoceros
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Call my dick a slide whistle the way it's used for comedic effect
December 7, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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My album Psychogeography is now available on Bandcamp. It is one of the best albums of the year (actually).
anti-spectacular.bandcamp.com/album/psycho...
Psychogeography, by Anti-Spectacular
10 track album
anti-spectacular.bandcamp.com
November 15, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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the simple truth conservatives always ignore
November 20, 2024 at 3:09 AM
November 19, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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dick from a girl that has beef with god 🤤
December 14, 2023 at 2:48 AM
borat counts as comedy?
name an unfunny comedy film.
November 14, 2024 at 6:49 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Ronan is the correct answer.
November 13, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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"Average trans woman has more than one partner" factoid is actually a statistical fluke. The Trans-Atlantic Macropolycule, which spans over 100 Discord servers, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
This is actually a statistical mistake as some of us (not targeting anyone here) tend to heavily skew the average
my mom: "sometimes i'm worried because you and basically everyone you know have chosen to live these complicated lives.."

me: "wait are you talking about polyamory or just that we're trans?"

my mom: "from where i stand it looks like a package deal, they kind of go together no?"
November 8, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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November 6, 2024 at 4:53 PM
dick from a girl that has beef with god 🤤
December 14, 2023 at 2:48 AM
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Baldur's Gate is just pong with a story
December 7, 2023 at 12:48 AM
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“Trans women are male socialized” Have you ever talked to a trans woman? They are not socialized at all.
November 12, 2023 at 8:13 AM
a lot of my life has /r/thathappened vibes because it's kinda dramatic at points. you have to take into consideration that i'm not very good at emotional self-regulation and i wax poetic when i'm mad for some reason -there is some research on my disorder and that happening. it gets bananas

fast
the mom of an ex was aggressively lecturing us on christian values and i fucking snapped. told her straight up that catholics ravaged our continent, forcefully stole our land and deprived us from our cultures and languages. obviously she was a narcissist so none of that did anything but eh worth it
December 6, 2023 at 2:35 AM
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i cant believe in almost a hundred years of monster movies, Godzilla and Kong haven't even kissed once. it's like the longest slow burn in history.
December 6, 2023 at 12:13 AM
so this is what Eugène Ionesco was warning us about in Rhinoceros
December 5, 2023 at 11:18 PM
my biggest kink is waxing poetic
i have like one of these and it's debatable lol
happy tuesday, it’s time to play bsky transfemme kink bingo!

(anyone can play but accuracy is less guaranteed)
December 5, 2023 at 10:47 PM
i have like one of these and it's debatable lol
happy tuesday, it’s time to play bsky transfemme kink bingo!

(anyone can play but accuracy is less guaranteed)
December 5, 2023 at 9:49 PM
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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
me to a girl: hey babe. i'm a pianist. wanna see what i can do with these fingers?

(later, in bed): very little actually tendonitis is a bitch
December 5, 2023 at 12:17 AM
it's nudes day but it's also fuck me i'm feeling sick and it's so hot i'm more sweat than human day. i look so sexy when i'm absolutely losing it
December 5, 2023 at 12:14 AM
or maybe the one ironically thirsting over cristina fernández de kirchner
this is it, this will be the skeet that'll take me down
prefigurative bananas entrepreneur
December 5, 2023 at 12:11 AM