If a whale bit my leg, I would simply pursue him relentlessly until my obsessive hatred became my undoing

Sums it up nicely.

Los Angeles January 2025

[getting indigestion from eating massive amounts of junkfood] something's off. the vibes have shifted

I’m a gun owner, and I respect the rights of responsible gun owners. That said, the second amendment will continue to be watered with the blood of children until the laws change.

Adult films give younger people the wrong idea of how quick a plumber can come to your house 🤣

“Just a little midnight snack”, I whisper, knowing full well I have no concept of what time it is, what day it is, or what the words ‘little snack’ even mean.

a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef

All I want for Christmas is…

• eating disorder services to stop relying on BMI
• diet companies to stop preying on vulnerable people
• calories to be removed from menus
• all eating disorders to be taken seriously
• all body sizes to be accepted and appreciated
• eating disorder stigma to disappear

Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

Why is Kevin Sorbo afraid of Lucy Lawless?

He's Xenaphobic.

If I was a professional glass blower at a party and someone asked me what I did for a living I would say I do blow jobs.

"Right?"

It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.

What I Support

LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine ☮︎
Indigenous People 🫶
Women’s Rights 💖
Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Autism Awareness ♾
Disability Awareness 🏥